Why I can’t stand the freakin’ holidays
There used to be a time when I really liked the holidays. Heck, it was vacation! Any excuse for no school was a good excuse for no school. It was actually called Christmas vacation then, until it was politically corrected so it would both include all the bellyaching factions who wanted to be included and not offend the atheists, agnostics, and Flyingspaghettimonsterites.
But I digress. Let’s get to the heart of the matter: why Christmas vacation sucks. I know my fellow curmudgeons are out there, and thanks to the internet, they too can find a few words to warm their shriveled little Scrooge hearts. Read on:
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