Case-law inspired Halloween Costumes
Ah, the annual Halloween party at Harvard. Halloween was already my favorite holiday because I love the creativity of costumes and I have an unbelievable sweet tooth. I also love the HLS/costume connection in Legally Blonde where Elle Woods dresses up like a Playboy bunny to go to a costume party that turns out to be a non-costume party. Classic. Then I got to real HLS and discovered case law-inspired Halloween costumes, which crack me up even more than that scene because they are so dorkily awesome. F or example. . .
Our 1L year, a group of my friends dressed up like the characters from the famous tort case Ploof v. Putnam, a case that asks whether you are allowed to tether your boat to a stranger’s dock in the middle of a storm even though it will damage the dock. Most people’s intuition about this is yes, even without permission you should be able to dock your boat in an emergency. Then you learn that the people on the boat are pirates. This makes for a much more interesting legal discussion, and a much more fun Halloween costume—what calls for festivities more than an eye patch, a swashbuckler’s hat, and a question of legal trespass for private necessity?
I’ve also seen three guys dressed up like the fox and the two hunters from Pierson v. Post, which is the first property case almost every law student in the country learns. The legal question there is who owns the fox if you chase it around forever on a hunt and then another guy comes out of nowhere and shoots it, but for the purposes of Halloween parties it just means that whenever partygoers realize why the guy is dressed up like a fox, they chase him around for a minute.
Last year at the HLS Halloween party I saw a guy who went as an eggshell plaintiff. A funny costume, but as you might imagine, everyone kept kicking him in the shins. Well, maybe you wouldn’t imagine that unless you know that the concept of an eggshell plaintiff is exemplified by Vosburg v. Putney, where one kid kicked another kid in the shin and the guy ended up losing his leg because the kick aggravated a previous injury. Again, funny costume, but you’re kind of asking for it if you dress up as a guy who’s supposed to get kicked in the shin. In normal world, it’s the bullies who go around kicking people. In law school world, it’s the people who understand what you are if you come to a costume party dressed as an eggshell.
So if you do come to HLS and you get invited to a costume party, don’t worry, you are not getting Legally Blonded, there really is a big Halloween party every year and people really do dress up in costumes for it. I say embrace your inner geek and look to your 1L casebooks for inspiration. But if you’re thinking about going as Jonathan Vosburg, consider shin guards.
- Erin

