November 7, 2003
Friday’s HOUSE OF THE APES (#1)
new Friday feature: Scenes from HOUSE OF THE APES
Setting: Kitchen of a large house in Somerville, Mass. A thermostat on the wall is set to 58 degrees. Several pieces of paper are posted on the wall a few inches away.
Note #1 (boy handwriting)
DO NOT PUT THE HEAT TO 70 DEGREES
Note #2 (girl handwriting)
DON’T LEAVE IT AT 60 EITHER, IT’S TOO FUCKING COLD
Note #3 (boy handwriting)
PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER!
AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, TURN OFF THE TOASTER OVEN WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH IT!
Fade to black.
Stay tuned for next week: The Porn Battle (or, Why Are the VCR Buttons So Greasy?)
Filed by cynthia rockwell at 7:48 am under Scenes from House of the Apes
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