New Ape Art

When greeted with this morning’s new phallic drawing from the apes lying on the kitchen table (this time involving two people and an act of sexual congress), I took a new approach and tore it up and left the shredded bits in their place on the table. I was gonna take a photo but when I came home the bits were gone. Someone got the message. Well, they got some kind of message, who knows which one. Sometimes a lot is lost in the translation. Maybe they just interpreted my act as one of aesthetic criticism. An inferior ass-fucking drawing really gets my ire, you know.

3 Responses to “New Ape Art”

  1. Sean
    August 11th, 2004 | 11:40 pm

    Are you crazy? Those assfuck drawings are an important part of our cultural heritage.

  2. Justin Kownacki
    August 12th, 2004 | 2:10 am

    Hard to tell if it’s the content or the craftsmanship that’s the real culprit here…

  3. cynthia rockwell
    August 12th, 2004 | 8:35 am

    i know, i know, it’s a tragedy. but there were two more this morning attached to dartboard scorecards so they must have taken my aesthetic criticism to heart and tried harder. gotta appreciate the industriousness of the apes.

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