June 6, 2005
I’m About To Take Down A Nerd
I am thisclose to going nextdoor to my neighbor to tell him to turn down the fucking video game he’s playing. We are a duplex, he is on the other half. I heard it a block away as I approached the house, and now inside my house I feel it as a low rumbling intermittent sonic assault as he fires away at whatever it is he’s playing. Does a video game really need to be played THAT loud? And if it does, can’t you use some fucking headphones? Stay tuned for updates into Cynthia Goes Psycho On Her Nerd Neighbor.
The fact that I’ve had a few glasses of wine makes it more likely that I will in fact go a-knocking nextdoor. Free wine + free food + new people = Happiness. Unless I have to deal with low-frequency sonic blasts all night. Then free wine = Belligerent Neighbor.
UPDATE: After some pounding on my bedroom wall, the sonic blasts have stopped.
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