Wild Sound

My neighbors are stealing my Netflix. Here’s the deal: I live in an
apartment building and the mailman takes outgoing mail if you leave it
atop the mail lockboxes. I have on occasion put Netflix dvds up there
for him to take. Other times I put them in the blue USmailboxes on the
street. And every time I leave them in our lobby, they arrive 2-3 days
later. In the blue boxes, they generally arrive next day. So I became
suspicious. Then last week I put two dvds out for the mailman and a few
hours later went to check the mail. I saw the dvds were gone so I
assumed the mail had come. I opened my box, no mail. Maybe I just
didn’t get any mail. A few hours later I left the building and, having
suspicions of my neighbors, stopped to check my mailbox again. I opened
it: full of mail. FUCKERS! A week later and they have not arrived at
Netflix. So this time they didn’t just watch them and send them back
the next day, they kept them. What kind of neighbors are these? I’m
moving.

I put a note in the lobby telling whoever stole the Netflix to send
them back. I didn’t sign my name though, so that in the event I am
wrong (I don’t see how I could be), they won’t know who is the crazy
neighbor accusing them of stealing.

Filed by cynthia rockwell at 12:40 pm under Uncategorized