Monotronics is for losers

I’ve gotten three calls trying to hawk stuff to homeowners since 9 this morning. The third made me crack up: “This is Tony from Monotronics“.

Which, once I’d gotten over the Pynchonesque name and asked the guy what it was, he said “It’s a home security system”. Of course it is, with a name like that. But no thanks.

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