More on France, Children’s Rhymes
Another classic, this one taunting, for communication of a very specific message. It works best with two-syllable names stressed on the first, though you can accomplish wonders with a little syncopation. Not wishing to offend anyone, I’ll mock myself here, and just to be sure feelings aren’t hurt I’ll do it in an obviously untrue, purely exemplary manner (I am looking at a computer screen now!):
I see London, I see France,
I see Desi’s underpants!
I was delighted some months ago with an elaborated version of this, which my young niece knows:
I see London, I see France,
I see Desi’s underpants!
Not too big, not too small,
Just as big as Eastview Mall!