I was sort of freaked out at this one, because I thought the Enterprise was going to blow up and they were going to separate the saucer again. Data got the whatever-they-were-called’s program inside him and it was trying to take him over. Is Riker starting to get fat? I don’t want him to, I like his eyes and he’s cute.  I want one of those cardboard cutouts of Riker and Yar.

This one was freaky! There was this girl that was going to save a planet from a war, two cultures were fighting each other, and she turned into a monster. Wesley was in love with her. The old monster was obsessed with protecting the younger one. The part where Riker and the lady from the bar were talking with each other like they were in love was weird, I couldn’t figure out if they were serious or not.

I could tell that Data really didn’t like the officer guy that wanted to take him apart.  I thought the episode was kind of boring because it was all politics and boring stuff like that. I want an adventure episode where they go on a different planet or something. I never thought of Data as an android. Well, he IS an android but he’s more than an android.

It was devastating when Riker grew the beard, he was cute when he didn’t have a beard. Now you tell me he’s going to get fat? I know him! He’s from the Academy (referring to Mendon, not Mendok)! Riker’s cool. Klingons seem a bit, I don’t know – that’s how they’re like. Crazy.  The food was gross.

Captain Picard is a great captain, he has the perfect voice for it. I wanted to know what the telepathic kid was saying to her when they were in the shuttle. I still like Beverly Crusher better than Pulaski. It was obvious they needed to get the DNA from a hairbrush, I figured it out before them.

Right, a scientist is dying and he takes over Data – he has that girl, and the girl is in love with the scientist. Data is acting all weird, and it’s whatever.

I feel bad for him. His friends died and he has to use sign language. He’s in love with Troi – he seems odd but he turns out to be a good guy. He thinks he’s so great and that’s why his friends die, because he thinks he can talk his way out of everything.

He’s totally Han Solo – they even call him a rogue. They think he. . . did stuff. He gets the two young people to marry, because the girl was mad at other boy so she lied about how the father of her baby was and wouldn’t marry him. It was a good ending, they got married.

Maybe some day they’ll actually do the Sherlock Holmes program again on the holodeck.  I was weird that Data figured out all the mysteries immediately.  I feel bad for Geordi – he said he totally messed it up and made everything wrong.

The blue-faced monkey was really annoying – he killed someone. He was going to kill half the crew just to see how many ways there was to die. He was like the being from The Child – he was curious but instead he was mean about it.