Riker has a beard! Why does he have a beard this time? The little boy is cute. He grows really fast and he’s 10, then he dies. He’s a little glowy-thing. He wants to know what happens, he’s not being mean.

A: Wow,i bet that in 2040 people won’t stop watching tv. I thought that this episode was not as action -packed as some of them are. The defrosted rich guy didn’t get that he wasn’t supposed to disturb stuff.

Ugh, this one was so gross, there were these bugs and they crawled into your mouth and stuck a pointy gill out of the back of your neck. I really wish they hadn’t made this episode, it was really disgusting.  (Me: What about when the guy was sitting the chair with the “mother” creature in him?) No! I don’t wanna think about that part. Ughh.  They made all these good ones with just a little bit of blood and then this one was ugh, too much.

“Captain Picard goes into the holodeck and he sets it to “Paris,” I think? And there’s a girl waiting there – he sits next to her and talks. Then he sees the girl when she’s grown up and married. The scientist she’s married studies other dimensions and is weird in the head. He’s hallucinating about how cool the other dimension was and stuff. I don’t really remember how it ends, though. I didn’t really like this episode much.”

“I’m so extremely sad that Yar is dead. I liked her a lot! That skin of evil was a messed-up idiot. Picard was pretty smart to get him mad so they could beam. I bet there will be a new character. The end was too sappy. They should’ve just said she was moved to a new ship instead of killing her!”

“The drug people, they were obsessed with drugs. The rich planet was mean and they didn’t tell the poor planet that they weren’t sick any more. I don’t like that they did that. The crew gave them the drug but they didn’t give them the ship repairing things. I think the poor planet is going to get better and then they’ll learn how to build their own stuff and fix ships. Hopefully the rich planet will learn not to be mean.”

“That one had the crazy droid things trying to kill everyone. The crazy droid things wiped everyone out on the planet. They separated the saucer and Jordi took over the ship. Why was that guy disagreeing with Jordi? He was a jerk.”

“The Klingons tricked Warf but he ended up figuring it out in the end.”

“Sort of boring, except for the test that Wesley was going through. His last test was weird, the last guy just got up and walked away. It was cute that Remick wanted to be on the Enterprise after his investigation.”

“UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER was really funny. These little cell things were trying to take over the ship because the people on the planet were destroying them. Data was dodging the laser – it was so cool.”