“Hai. Tryin to blawgs on teh internetz to mek ur companee niec is not so gret aktshuly. Srsly, is liek a hooman poopin in teh wawter bowl an sleepin in mah bed. Dun do it. I has claws.”

That is my attempt. Despite being the admin of lolcat bible I find myself lacking in the lolcat dialect at times.

Thanks for the nice comment by the way.