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Hawaii-based bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman
failed to appear in Puerto Vallarta as required under his bail conditions
and became a fugitive despite turning up in Los Angeles, where he insisted
to the television [...]

“Well, who were the last white people you can remember that we bombed? In
fact, can you remember any white people we ever bombed? The Germans! That’s
it! Those are the only ones. And that was only because they were tryin’ to
cut in on our action. They wanted to dominate the world.”
Bullshit! That’s our job.

My inkjet printer needs new cartridges. Went to Microcenter to find combined price for black and color $65. For $20 more I can buy a brand new printer, complete with new cartridges.
Can’t I just use a third-party product or refill my old cartridges? Not if I have a Lexmark, which has added copyright protected [...]

Interesting if bizarre photo-essay of Mac Addicts devoted enough
to get Mac iconography tatooed on various parts of their bodies.
by
The Apple Collection from The Cartoonist

Massachusetts Govenor Mitt Romney yesterday chastised
the Legislature for loosening the state’s new voter-approved English immersion
law, branding it an act of ”unfathomable arrogance” and vowing to oust
legislators
who backed the move.. The Legislature on Monday [...]

Defense: Flashing charge physically impossible
EASTON, PA – Robert Peters, a 47-year-old locksmith from Bangor is accused of exposing himself to a client on June 12, 2002, while making a house call in Bethlehem. Peters’ trial began Monday. The victim testified that she and Peters were sipping tea after he finished installing a deadbolt lock when [...]