The Mental Health Hotline

Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline……

– If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

– If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

– If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

– If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you want to read the rest of them click here(from Mary Goodman)

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