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Man rolls world’s
biggest cigar

A veteran Cuban cigar maker has broken his second world record for
rolling the longest stogie in the world.

The Guinness Book of World Records has recognised Jose Castelar Cairo’s
45ft cigar as the biggest ever.

from Ananova

Don’t Forget
to Call "Do Not Call"

Midnight tomorrow is the deadline for signing up for the first national
"Do Not Call" list. Even I, the Great Procrastinator, just signed up,
a full 30 hours before the clock runs out.  It’s easy, and takes
all of three minutes.

I strongly advise you to follow suit for the simple reason that after
October 1 they won’t be able to call me, or 50 million other Americans,
so if you forget and miss the deadline, WATCH OUT because they will ALL
be calling you…

Do Not
Call Registry

Arnold’s OTHER Positions

Here it is! The article everyone is talking about.
Arnold Schwartznegger’s thought on life, love and lust, as published
in the August 1977 issue of OUI magazine. Remember, he was just 29
at the time…..

Asked if he felt "exploited" by
women who pursued him because of his physique, Schwarzenegger said, "No,
I’d feel used only if I didn’t get something out of it. If a girl comes
on strong and says, ‘I really dig your body and I want to fuck the
shit out of you,’ I just decide whether or not I like her. If I do
take her home, I try to make sure I get just as much out of it as she
does. The word exploited therefore wouldn’t apply."

from thesmokinggun.com….

Yesterday the University of Michigan unveiled their new undergraduate
admissions policy, attempting to conform to this summer’s Supreme Court
decision that their previous policy, which gave "points" to minority
applicants, was unconstitutional.

The ruling was somewhat confusing, in that it allows race to be taken
into account, but not used as a mathematical factor in any fixed formula
to determine admissions. The new plan attempts to incorporate race as
a vague and unassailable factor in "holistic" evaluations of essays and
short answers to specific questions.

This is tricky stuff.  At the same time that school districts and
states across the country are instituting mandatory objective testing
for all levels of public education and as a graduation requirement for
high school students, the Supreme Court seems to be forcing schools to
go to a subjective system for making admissions decisions.

The new University of Michigan policy tries to justify and rationalize
the methodology by first establishing the institutional desirability
of diversity.  ”We continue to believe in gathering a group of
students that are very bright but different from one another — students
from all walks of life and backgrounds,” provost Paul Courant said.

How to evaluate and achieve diversity becomes the problem. The keyword
in the new U Mich policy is "holistic".  In
principle, this is an admirable and necessary technique to evaluate the
entire panorama of what each applicant brings to the table, as a whole
person and life and not as an accumulation of discrete scores or measurements.  It
derives from cognitive psychology and the idea of a "gestalt", or a
pattern of physical, biological, or psychological phenomena so integrated
as to constitute a functional unit with properties not
derivable by summation of its parts.

This change cuts to the core of the continuing divisions between "hard
science" and "soft science" and the main reason I changed my professional
focus from cultural anthropology to  physical anthropology 25 years
ago.  I was disgusted with the amount of research in the "soft"
area of anthropology which I considered bullshit.  There was some
worthwhile work out there, I concluded, but no objective way to separate
the wheat
from the chaff, and not enough time to wade through 800 page ethnographies
to decide. Of course, I grew disillusioned with physical anthropology
as well once I figured out that it was just as easy (and usually more
effective) to bullshit with numbers as with words.

The problem, obviously, is that these holistic
gestalts are completely subjunctive
and open to
questioning
in the press
and in
the
courts, and
if adopted as the benchmark for university admissions would free
officials from having to back up their decisions with numbers.  The
methods favored in the new UMich plan?

Take into account Socioeconomic factors: This is the currently favored
method to remedy racial imbalances without mentioning race, based on
the reality that most members of the lower socioeconomic strata are
also minorities.

Ask a "short-answer" (not multiple choice) question asking each applicant
their opinion on diversity:  And what, applicants aren’t going to
learn to write that they think diversity is hunky-dory? Can they deny
admission to a student that writes, eloquently, that they believe diversity
is a cancerous communist plot foisted in an unsuspecting public by sleeper
cells in the Eastern media?

An optional essay will allow students to tell more
about their background and expected contributions to campus: Here is the
real free ride of admissions officials.  They can give whatever
weight and importance to the content of this essay, as evidence of a
students ability to contribute to an amorphous "campus diversity"

In short, I see trouble ahead as the University of Michigan tries to
apply this policy in real-life admissions decisions. I foresee an endless
duel of expert witnesses.

”If race continues to trump most other admissions factors, the new
system will be just as illegal as the system the court struck down,”
said Terry Pell, president of Center for Individual Rights, which represented
the white applicants who sued after being rejected from the undergraduate
and law schools.

article from the Boston Globe

In the world according to Al Franken, Rupert
Murdoch is "evil," Bill O’Reilly is "a right-wing blowhard
of the schoolyard bully variety," Sean Hannity is "incredibly
obnoxious," Paul Gigot defends Wall Street Journal editorials that
are "mind-blowingly asinine," and mainstream media types are,
well, a bunch of wimps who dance to the tune of these all-powerful conservatives,
according to his new book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them:
A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right"

Not surprisingly, Franken has some fierce critics, among
them the host of "The O’Reilly Factor," whose face adorns the
book’s cover. "You have a movement among the ultraleft to discredit
me and Fox News Channel any way they can," O’Reilly said yesterday.

from the Washington Post