Archive for September 1st, 2003

Nauseating Self-Pity

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Hafta get the car inspected tomorrow. Major bummer. For starters, the damn thing is held together with coat hangers and duct tape, has two Telly Savalas tires and one with a slow leak, one wheel whose tie-rods are shot, according to the last mechanic who had it up on a lift, and is sure to fail the ever-more-stringent computerized exhaust test. Then there is the paperwork problem; between two years unpaid excise tax on a car I sold in ’01 out-of-state but forgot to bring back the plates for and assorted unpaid, lost or returned-for-missing-the-deadline, now-you-owe-us-twice-as-much tickets, I wouldn’t be surprised if they confiscate my keys.

Plus there’s a slight cash flow problem at the moment; squeezing money out of my budget is like getting water to flow uphill. Our students have gone missing, foreign students that is, some scared away by the increasingly dire predictions of terrorist violence, more simply unable to get the student visas which used to be automatic.

Before 9/11, a kid who wanted to study in the US simply had to show up at the closest US embassy or consulate with two letters. One, called and I-20, is basically a letter of acceptance from a licensed US school or university. The other was a letter from a bank saying that the student, or someone who was promising to fund them, had about $5,000 in a readily accessible bank account for each semester they wanted to stay in the States. That and a round-trip airline ticket, and the kids were usually told to come back that afternoon, or the next day at the latest. The S-1 student visas are good until 60 days after the last class, and the students have to be studying “full-time” (at least 16 class hours per week) to keep their visas valid.

Now, according to the stories we are hearing from our students, they are really grilling the applicants, asking for all sorts of additional documents and actually investigating people in many cases, which can take weeks or months. Of course, application of this new policy is less than even-handed. We have almost completely lost our students from the middle east, and they used to be 25-30% of our students. Men are more closely scrutinized that women, and West Europeans get in a lot easier than East Europeans. Talk about profiling.

Bottom line is that many students simply can’t get visas, or can’t get them in time (students being students all over the globe they frequently leave minor details like visas for the last minute). As a result many are staying at home to study English or other subjects, or traveling to other countries. Australia is a particularly hot area for ESL right now. At Boston University where I teach we have lost half our students, and laid off 10 of 31 full-time teachers this summer.

So the writing is on the wall. Even without another attack, I will certainly be in the next round of layoffs. I am already sending my resume around the world, and, as another New England winter gathers strength on my mental horizon, thinking of warmer, friendlier climes. Anything to keep my mind off of my poor car. Oh my, I have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow, too. Guess I’ll just slap the FAILED sticker on there and head for the House of Pain. $29 for a month of driving sounds like a good deal to me right now. Maybe I’ll win the lottery this month. So much to look forward to….

I Vote for the Batmobile

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The James Bond car, the Aston Martin DB5, has been voted
the coolest car of all time in a list compiled
by Top Gear magazine. The DB5 featured in the 1960s’ Bond film Goldfinger.

from Ananova

Lawsuits Cloud Counterculture Idyll

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Burning Man Put Out by Suits

Melding what’s left of the counter-culture to an X-Files
aestetic, the Burning Man festival has been attracting left-coast pyromaniacs
since the 1980′s. Located in Black Rock Desert, Nevada (Nevada’s fourth
largest city, who knew?), the annual Labor Day event aims to combine
countercultural idealism and hedonistic creativity :

"From all across the desert they came, with luminescent wires in their
hair or
war paint on their faces. As drum circles pounded out tribal rhythms
and roving sound systems blasted techno beats, they walked in their elaborate
homemade costumes or drove in bizarre vehicles. They hooted and they
cheered,
and most of all they came to burn the Man."

But not so fast…..this year the festival is being challenged by five
local residents, led by garlic farmer Michael Stewart who are objecting
to insufficient water supplies, potential fire hazards and leftover debris.

from the New York Times

 

Rumsfeld Ready to Rumble – With Army

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Despite the central role of the armed forces in Bush’s vision of America’s relations with the world, Robert Schlesinger writes in the Boston Globe that Secretary of Defense Donald Rusmsfeld is locked in conflict with one particular branch – the Army – perhaps not surprising for a Navy man.

The areas of disagreement range from the number of US troops needed in Iraq to the overall size of the 21st centruy army. However, the venom is appearantly beginning to affect US military readiness, leading to the resignation of Army Secretary Thomas White last spring, and, in recent weeks, the retirement of four top generals, with more expected in the coming months.

“You look at Rumsfeld, and beyond all the rationale, spoken and unspoken, he just dislikes the Army. It’s just palpable. . . . You always have to wonder if when Rumsfeld was a Navy lieutenant junior grade whether an Army officer stole his girlfriend,” said Ralph Peters, a former Army intelligence officer who writes on national security issues.

from the Boston Globe

Honey, Do I Have Something in my Eye?

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MAN DRILLS THROUGH SKULL

A Californian man is lucky to be alive after an
accident on a construction site.

Ron Hunt was drilling into a wall when the ladder he was standing
on slipped.His head was impaled on the drill bit.
Surgeons had to literally unscrew the tool from his skull.
Mr Hunt lost the sight in his right eye but still considers himself to
be a very lucky man.

from
SkyNews

There’s going to be a war

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A rather remarkable little story from Tom Paine, via Instapundit.

“It’s all done with now though, Granddad. War’s over. It’s been over a while now.”

“Yes, and thank God for that. Actually, you should thank me. I reckon it was people like me who voted Condoleeza Rice into the White House and sent the Hildebeast back to Hell or Arkansas that helped win the war.”

“You’re such a reactionary, Granddad.”

“Well, there’s so much to react to, don’t you think?”

“Not anymore.”