Archive for September 3rd, 2003

Determined to Win at All Cost

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1963 Calling

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I remember the first time I used a videophone.  It was
1963, I was 10, and we were at the Bell Telephone pavillion at the New
York World’s Fair. I remember wondering how long it would take my
old man to get one. He was not an early adopter. 40 years later, waiting
for my videophone is starting to feel remarkably like waiting for the
Red Sox to win the world series.

Who knew it was a bandwidth problem? Now, it seems, videophones are
finally ready for prime time.  On our computers, at least.  Whether
they eventually take over the hand-held market as well remains to be
seen and will probably depend on what form the eventual standard all-in-one
electronic swiss army knife takes.

I know I want mine, at a minimum, to be a phone that works everywhere,
an easy to use PDA with some kind of functional keyboard, or virtual
keyboard, or something that takes advantage of the damn keyboarding skills
I’ve taken half a lifetime to master, and my main music playback device.  Stuff
like GPS and cameras are nice extras but not necessary.

Anyway, here is an interesting article from the New York Times Technology section
on the emerging explosion in video chat.,,

"It turns out that a PC user with a high-speed Internet connection,
a cheap Webcam and some software that may already be on hand can enjoy
a reasonable approximation of the videophone experience. "

from the New York Times

Low-Tech De-Hydration

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Arthur Ashe Stadium in Queens, the 2003 US Open is inturrupted
by rain. What high-tech wizardry do they use to dry out the courts?
Embedded microwaves? Massive blow dryers? How about scores of teenagers
with towels!

Reuters
Foto/Boston Globe story

Manila Procedures Manual

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Will Richardson is an educator and a blogger and enthusiastic proselytizer for Manila and RSS, both of which he loves. He has just written a “Manila Procedures Manual”which is avalable for free download on his site “Weblog-ed News”.

He especially likes turning on other teachers to the wonderful world of weblogs….

“I launched into my aggregation nation spiel with one of the teachers who was wanting Web logs and I have to say it made my day when I saw the lights go on as to what I was talking about. “

Governmentaphobia

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I have a pathological fear of the government, in all of its forms and manifestations. In this I feel profoundly American, as my cursory study of US History leads me to believe that our great country was founded by a bunch of paranoid reprobates whose main motivation was fear and loathing for the British crown, and who went to great lengths to circumscribe and inhibit the inevitable power-mad blood lust which comes over career politicians in major capitals.

This ingrained American aversion to government, reinforced by coming of age on the fringes of the counter-culture in the 60’s and an innate anti-authoritarian bent, has developed into a full-fledged phobia for all things governmental. In all forms and manifestations. I am afraid of the IRS, the state police, the local police, customs agents, the local town hall, the Migra (they are absolutely the worst but I will save them for a separate screed), the courts, the social security agency, the state department of social services, the FBI, the fire department, the turnpike commission and investigative branch of the US Postal Service. Lately this phobia has been extending even to individuals only tenuously and peripherally related to the government – like yesterday when I had to take my car in to be inspected.

OK, so Tony (of Tony’s Salem Service Station) doesn’t work directly for the State. But he gives out those little official State inspection stickers without which you are risking serious financial, legal and even liberty problems, with the seal of the state indelibly inscribed, and that alone is enough to give me the willies.

However, I gritted my teeth and took my ancient VW in to face the music. It wasn’t as bad as I had feared (these things rarely are, of course). The front end is shot, requiring new tie rods and maybe ball joints on both sides. I can get away with one new tire. And the horn doesn’t work, but if I am lucky it is simply a matter of a fuse. Tomorrow I’ll get the estimate of how much it will cost to fix all that stuff. Meanwhile, I proudly display my official “Rejected” sticker, which gives me 30 days to shape up or ship out. Stay tuned…..

Forsdick and the Rest of Him, Too

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I’m Having a Heart Attack – Pass Me a Cigarette

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VIENNA (Reuters) – Coughing hard at the first sign of a heart attack could a save patient’s life, a Polish doctor says.

Tadeusz Petelenz of the Cardiological Foundation in Katowice, Poland, said Tuesday the pumping action caused by vigorous coughing could push blood through the body and to the brain for valuable minutes while an ambulance arrived.

from Excite News

The Ultimate Getaway Car

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A British company, Gibbs Technologies, has made a breakthrough
in amphibeous vehicles.  According to the company, the previsous
speed record for a street-legal amphibeous car was 6 knots in the water;
the The Gibbs Aquada Bond Series will do 100 mph on land and 30 knots
in the water, for about $250,000.

from
Ananova

What Candidates Should Know About Blogs

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As the primaries heat up and the Dean juggernaut tries to avoid a minefield of potential gaffes, Dave Winer weighs in with some sound advice for the candidates vis

Virtual Demos Make Real-World Sales

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In an important confirmation of a principle that web designers have
been pitching for years, a study at the University of Washington shows
that advertisers that offer visitors interactive demonstrations on their
web sites record 2 to 5 times higher sales than at sites which offer
only static presentation of information.

"Virtual product demonstrations that allow individuals to interact
with merchandise create more vivid mental images of the consumer using
the products, thereby increasing the likelihood they’ll purchase the
item," said Ann Schlosser, UW Business School assistant professor
of marketing.

"We’ve found that the more easily individuals can envision themselves
using a product, the more likely they are to buy it."

Schlosser studied how consumers’ buying intentions are influenced and
affected by their participation in virtual-reality product demonstrations.
She found that when users could manipulate products in the virtual world,
their likelihood of making a purchase was much higher than when they
received this information in a read-only, video or storyboard format.

from the Eureka Alert – University of Washington

Honey, This Place is a Dump

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Rockie Graham, left, and Dave Hart share a laugh moments
before taking their wedding vows Monday, Sept. 1, 2003, at the Tri-Town
Transfer station, a local dump, in Bethel, Maine. Last month the two
decided to get married at the transfer station where Hart is the station
manager and Graham is a part-time employee. (Ap Photo)

from
AP news

Bill O’Reilly Wants Everybody But Himself to Shut Up

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For example: Al Franken, Tom Daschle, Jimmy Carter, Rosie
O’Donnell, gay people who talk about their sexual orientation, atheist
Scouts, peaceniks, both parties….

Some samples from an amusing
piece in Slate
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Two-for-One Bank Shot
"Already the two parties are blaming each other [about the power
blackout]. And I have two words for them "shut up."

On Location at the Los Angeles Book Fair
[To Al Franken]: "Hey, shut up! You had your 35 minutes! Shut up!"

Where O’Reilly Learned To Say "Shut Up"
"My father didn’t tell me anything. My father just said: ‘Shut up. Eat
your food. There are people starving in Korea,’

No-First-Amendment Zone
"All of these spin-meisters on both sides should just shut up until
all the [Florida] votes are counted."

O’Reilly Delegates Authority to Sen. Evan Bayh
"If you see [Sen. Tom Daschle] for me, senator, tell him to shut
up. For me. You can be nice."

To Our Brothers and Sisters in the Great White North
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Canada shouldn’t have any say [about the Guantanamo prisoners] at all.
I mean, just shut up about it."

Military Immunity
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I would never tell a general to shut up under any circumstances."