Archive for September 9th, 2003

Homesick Shipping Clerk Ships Self Home

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from
the AP

My Dog Must Have Downloaded That

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How does the RIAA pick these guys? Could they possibly have chosen a worse poster boy for their campaign to castigate the larcenous youth of America than a 71-year-old grandfather named Durwood Pickle? Perhaps the message they are trying to send in the latest round of 261 suits (46 against Boston-area users, making us Subpeona Central) is that NOBODY IS SAFE. Obviously they feel that feeding their image as heartless out-of-control crypto-capitalists with a legion of blood-thirsty litigators straining at their leashes actually enhances their position vis a vis their real targets, the 60 million teens and college students burning up the bandwidth of their colleges and ISPs. I guess if you believe in the boogeyman….

get the lowdown from the New York Times

US National Research Council: 25% of Pets Obese

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The authors insist that "if a cat looks overweight, it is."

WASHINGTON (AFP) – One out of every four
dogs and cats in the western world is now obese and needs diet to protect
itself from diabetes, heart disease and other health problems, the US
National Research Council warned.

In a 500-page report, an international team of experts assembled by the
council outlined daily nutrient and calorie requirements for dogs and cats
and offered some tips for pet-food manufacturers, veterinarians and owners
on how to keep their diet healthy.

"For example, if one cannot feel a dog’s ribs, the animal
is probably overweight," the report pointed out. "Fat deposits
on the back and base of the tail, or lack of a discernable waist when viewed
from above, are other clues that a dog is eating too much."

from AFP

The New Colors of Money

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On Oct. 9, the greenback will go pink. That’s
the day the new, peach-colored $20 bills will enter into circulation
across the United States.

The new $20 is intended to thwart counterfeiters with an
array of security features.

The most obvious change is that the greenback won’t be all
green anymore. The new $20 contains background colors of pink (peach) and
blue, in addition to a few different shades of green. It is the first time
since 1905 that U.S. currency has prominently featured a color other than
green.

from CNN

Quote of the Day, Part I

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“I didn’t do it, and I don’t feel like I’m responsible. Dadgum it, I got to get a lawyer on this.”

71-year-old Texan Durwood Pickle, explaining that his teen-aged grandchildren must have downloaded songs during visits to his home, then left the sharing features enabled so other Internet users could access them.

Quote of the Day, Part II

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“We expect to hear, `It wasn’t me, it was my kid.’ If they would prefer that the lawsuit be amended to name the kid, we’d be happy to do that.”

RIAA president Cary Sherman, maintaining that parents (and grandparents) should be held responsible for the children’s actions.