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In the best tradition of courageous independent journalism the Dowbrigade,
going against the advice of his closest cronies as well as his legal
department, has come into possession of information which should shake
the roots of
professional sports and race-related media bias.
As the nation unwittingly laments the unfortunate demise of the championship
aspirations of the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs, suspicions have
surfaced that the composition of the current World Series were manipulated
by a closed cabal of media magnates to the benefit of a tiny minority
of sports fans wielding power and influence far beyond their numerical
weight.
It is clearly more than mere coincidence that the last two teams standing,
the New York Yankees and the Florida Marlins, represent the top two media
markets dominated by Jewish fans and viewers in the country. The New
York area and Southern Florida are well-known as the primary concentrations
of Jewish people in the whole United States. The evidence of a conspiracy
is clear and convincing.
For starters, how many of you knew that the President of the New York
Yankees is named – Randy Levine, obviously a Jew! And on the other side
of the
equation, the President of the Florida Marlins is – David Sampson! How
much more Jewish can you get? A clear sign of collusion. What chance
does a team like the Sox, with goyim President John Henry (hard to be less Jewish without being named Mohammed), have?
Obviously, in order to manipulate America’s national pastime (watching
sports on TV) the involvement of Major Media is required. Well, guess
who is President of Fox Sports Network. A gentleman by the name of Larry
Jacobson!
Another Jew!
But the clincher is the power of the man at the top. Yes, my innocent
readers, the eminent Commissioner of Major League Baseball, Bud Selig,
is also
of the Jewish persuasion. I rest my case.
To what end is this pernicious manipulation taking place? We can
only speculate as to the political and/or economic motivations of this
insidious conspiracy, but considering the individuals involved I think
we can safely assume they are up to no good.
The Dowbrigade realizes that by making this information public he is
risking his reputation, his job, and perhaps even his physical safety.
After several
recent trumped up scandals involving other aware individuals pointing
out the undue influence of this powerful secret network, perhaps discretion
is advised in a sensitive case like this. But discretion has never been
the Dowbrigade’s strong suit, and considering the central role of the World Series
in
the national psyche and spiritual life, we feel that the
personal risk involved is inconsequential compared with the public’s
right to know.
Remember, you heard it here first.
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