Dowbrigade

True
or false — From ”Calculus for Dummies”: Regarding the infinite, if
you consider the series 0.1 + 0.01 + 0.001, etc., and if you go out far
enough, you’ll find a number with so many zeros to the right of the decimal
point that even if each zero were as small as a proton, there wouldn’t
be enough room in the entire universe to write it down.

from the Boston
Globe

This article got me thinking about other Dummies and Idiots books I
would like to read. The Dowbrigade has MUCHOS areas that need work, and
fits the description to a "T".

1) Complete Idiot’s Guide to programming your VCR – Just in time

2) How to find the G-Spot for Dummies – With a road map for guys
who hate to stop and ask for directions.

3) Procrastination for Dummies - I know I’d read it sometime

4) Complete Idiots Guide to Getting into Harvard – I have numerous candidates
to author this one

5) Ventriloquism for Dummies – Turnaround is fair play

6) Running for Office for Dummies - A wealth of experience to draw on

7) The Complete Idiots Guide to Divining the Future – This one actually
exists, but the title was so good I included it anyway.

Complete Idiots Guide to Admitting You’re Wrong – desperately needed

9) Complete Idiot’s Guide to Hip Hop Lyrics – Is Mack good or bad?

10) Enlightenment for Dummies – I’ve been trying to crack this nut for
years