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NEW
YORK (Reuters) - He may have beaten Saddam Hussein, but President Bush
got clobbered by slinky socialite Paris Hilton when her television show
got higher ratings than Bush’s exclusive ABC interview Tuesday night.
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The tragedy which is Colombia continues. Although the sorry oozing
sores of humanity spot the globe in the pestilent puss of poverty and
warfare, the Colombian situation hits close to home as this is one of
[...]

LONDON,
Dec. 19 Europe’s first attempt to land an unmanned probe on Mars entered
its final phase on Friday when a disc-shaped landing craft named Beagle
II separated from the Mars Express spaceship and [...]

A strategicly placed anonymous
source with connections high in the major
media stratosphere forwards this snapshot with the rumor that the Democratic
party has
its crack team of image [...]