Dowbrigade

Currrent conditions atop Mt. Washington, in New Hampshire
Temp: -45 F (at that temp a glass of water thrown into the air will hit the ground solid)
Wind chill: -103 F (at that temp your eyeball will freeze in 4 minutes unless covered)

LOS
ANGELES (Reuters) – Paris Hilton, the 22-year-old socialite whose
unclothed exploits made headlines last year, found new, fully-dressed
fame on Tuesday.
[...]

A hedgehog? A rat? No, the creature on the ledge at East 35th Street was
an opossum, not such a rarity in New York.

What was that furry creature parked yesterday
on a [...]

Asked
Monday about former Treasury Secretary Paul H. O’Neill’s allegation that
the administration was preparing to attack Iraq from its first days in
office,President Bush told reporters that "we were dealing with Desert
[...]

Alphaville’s
a tough town, the sort of place where even the street-smart are rarely
safe and newcomers are often eaten alive. You can call the
cops, but they usually don’t arrive in [...]