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  • Jan 20th, 2004
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    • Not that the Dowbrigade would ever need such a thing, but one can’t
    be too careful…

    An Israeli rabbi has invented a prayer to help Jews overcome the guilt
    of visiting pornographic websites.

    The benediction by Shlomo Eliahu says: "Please God, help me cleanse
    the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my
    work…, so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin).    "

    Mr Eliahu said he had seen a marked increase in the number of men who had
    come to him to confess their internet sins.

    The callers said they were worried that the time they were spending surfing
    for porn was ruining their family lives, the daily Yedioth Ahronoth reports.

    The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on, or even
    programme it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually
    covered whether they enter a dodgy site intentionally or by mistake.

    from Ananova
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    13 Responses to “Recite Once a Day at Shutdown”

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      January 21st, 2004 at 7:00 pm

      The Roman Catholic Church, as always, really thinks the best of its members, but anyway, just in case, it created its own prayer a while ago:

      Almighty and eternal God,
      who created us in Thy image
      and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful,
      especially in the divine person
      of Thy only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ,
      grant we beseech Thee that,
      through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor,
      during our journeys through the internet
      we will direct our hands and eyes
      only to that which is pleasing to Thee
      and treat with charity and patience
      all those souls whom we encounter.
      Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

      http://www.catholic.org/isidore/

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