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Janet Challenges Michael for Jackson Black Sheep Award

  • Feb 2nd, 2004
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    • Regular
    readers familiar with the Dowbrigade’s predilection for well-formed female
    breasts will no doubt be unsurprised to learn that we have been unable
    to resist posting on the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident.

    Was it a prearranged stunt? An honest accident? A coincidence Justin
    Timberlake was involved? Just how many more priceless headlines can we
    dare hope for from one family?

    The accompanying photo is rather disappointing, but we have as yet untapped
    resources and favors to call in. Your tireless reporter promises to track
    down the definitive cleavage closeup soon so that each of you can judge yourself.
    There were only about a million flashbulbs going off, someone must have
    gotten a keeper.

    story from AP
    glasscastle posted this entry on Monday, February 2nd, 2004 at 1:10 pm. Posted in the category ESL Links You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    4 Responses to “Janet Challenges Michael for Jackson Black Sheep Award”

    1. Ryan Overbey Says:
      February 2nd, 2004 at 1:22 pm

      Hey Michael, the money shots are here:
      http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/000310.html

      Fleshbot is the place to go for smut in the news. =)

      http://www.fleshbot.com

      Enjoy!

    2. j Says:
      February 2nd, 2004 at 10:07 pm

      When I heard about Janet Jackson’s breast-baring incident on the news this morning, I knew I could count on you to have the story, Michael. Thank you for not letting me down and thanks to Ryan for the links to the photos. With that particular, uh, piece of jewelry, I can’t help wondering if it was all planned.

      And people thought I was kidding at Thursday’s meeting when I said that “breast” was the word.

    3. Mike Walsh Says:
      February 2nd, 2004 at 11:48 pm

      I’d like to thank Justin, Janet, CBS, Drudge and conservative talk radio for totally desensitizing me to the sight of a woman’s nibble.

      Now *I* need viagra to get an erection.

    4. Nikki Says:
      February 3rd, 2004 at 7:44 pm

      Um… This is just disgusting!

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