Archive for February 12th, 2004

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Is Nothing Sacred - Barbie and Ken Split

To
an entire generation of girls growing up in America (and probably more
than a few boys) Barbie and Ken were the true "American Idols". It’s
tough learning one’s idols are human, but Barbie and […]

Heavy Metal - MP3/Kalashnakov

LONDON
- Audio
Books For Free, a British-based company is selling MP3 players
which
can be attached to an assault rifle.
The "AK-MP3" player is built into the […]

Devil With a Red Dress On

It has begun, the mudslinging, dirt-digging and photoshopping
of the Presidency.  In caves and digital darkrooms across the nation
and around the globe, evil minds are plotting the image immolation of
both Kerry and […]

Moose Does RSS

Jessica’s long-awaited, definitive article on RSS is finally
out.  Trite but true: If you want the real dope, ask a librarian…

The Winter 2004 issue of News Library News with the feature article
I wrote about RSS is now online. […]

Halle Has Nicest Nose - Michael Miffed

LONDON
(CP) - Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry has been picked as the female
star with the nicest nose in a survey conducted by U.K. company
Waitrose. Berry beat Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow […]

Koreans Crack Down on Genital Candy

SEOUL
- South Korea’s Food and Drug Administration on Thursday banned cheeky
St Valentine’s Day chocolates shaped like genitals or couples making
love.
The administration said 15 firms including an Internet shopping site were targeted
by […]

H-Bomb Hits Harvard

The
Dowbrigade breathed a sigh of relief to learn that on Monday our venerable
Alma Mater and Blog-host, Harvard University, had approved a SEX MAG,
apparently to relieve the sexual tension which is rife […]


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