Dowbrigade

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh-largest country in the world -the Republic of California
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third official language in the Republic of California
Baby conceived naturally - Scientists stumped
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known [...]

The Dowbrigade will not get tired of
trashing the pathetically pointless Howard Dean until our misguided friends
and colleagues who were bamboozled onto the Dean bandwagon admit they
were sold a Bill of Goods [...]

Brevity is the soul of wit. It is also the key to getting
a decent return rate on any kind of survey, questionnaire or non-coerced
cooperation. So please take 60
seconds (our crack team [...]

The Cat in the Hat has nothing on the Bat in the Cat. With genetic mix-and-match
a reality in today’s bio-labs, exciting new combinations will soon appear
in the nation’s pet stores. This one is ideal for summer homes infested
[...]

The Dowbrigade is starting to get nervous. We have been securely ensconced
at Boston University for so long, we have forgotten how to do anything
else. How will be adapt to a life without students and stultifying meetings?
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