Dowbrigade

Probably
more detail than you want to know about the exact coercive mechanisms
and petty deceptions used by the American Empire clique (empiristas?)
running the government these [...]

In
the past, the Dowbrigade News has been accused of having it’s journalistic
mind in the gutter, and of being obsessed with female anatomy.  To
demonstrate our well-rounded [...]

Parents frantic to get their kids to "Just Say No"
have been touting the effectiveness of "Virginity Pledges" where young
teens
sign symbolic contracts to remain virgins until marriage. [...]

COVINGTON, Ga. -
A woman was caught trying to use a
fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart,
and was later found with two more of the [...]

Georgie Ann Geyer has an interesting take on Marthagate, in which she
concludes that the domestic diva’s fatal mistake was hiring "fancy New
York lawyers" rather than "some country lawyers who understand the jealousies
[...]