Archive for May 26th, 2004

The Road to Banos

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Our escape from Quito and bus trip to Banos was as exciting and as exactly choreographed as a chase scene in a blockbuster action flick, except, of course, no one was chasing us and we never broke 50 miles an hour.  We arrived at the Quito bus terminal, a vast, multi leveled cement catacomb seemingly built into the side of a mountain at exactly noon. Finding the agency “Banos Express” was easy; there was a nice new bus just pulling out as we hopped aboard. We were literally still getting seated as the big Mercedes diesel left the dock and headed out of town; had we arrived 30 seconds later we would have had to wait at least an hour for the next bus.


We were still in the outskirts of the urb when we witnessed our first spectacular surprise.  As we were approaching the city-block sized factory of the Chaide & Chaide, Ecuador’s major mattress manufacturer, in a busy industrial district at the southern extreme of the city, someone on board yelled, “Look, flames!  It’s on fire!”


Luckily he was not referring to the bus, but to the mattress factory, which was indeed going up in flames.  The fire was obviously out of control and recently started; while the flames shot 30 or 40 feet into the clear blue sky, workers nonchalantly strolled out of the factory, unaware of the seriousness of the situation. Cops on the corner stared in confusion, uncertain what to do.


As the bus pulled slowly past the factory, just a few meters from the flames, the heat became intense.  Passengers started yelling at the driver, “Hurry up!” “Keep going!” and “Don’t stop!”, obviously good advice.  Not only did we hear a series of explosions as we pulled away, but we were practically the last vehicle allowed to pass the site. Out the back window of the bus we could see the cops shutting down the street hand herding rubberneckers away in anticipation of the arrival of the firemen. We read in the paper the next day that although, thankfully, no one was killed, the entire district was shut down for several hours while they brought the blaze under control.  Again, had we arrived 30 seconds later we would have been trapped for at least a couple of hours.


The bus was full, the surrounding countryside visible above the city skyline was a bounty of beauty, there was construction going on all around the edges of the city. We could hear a caconaphy of fire and police sirens as we pulled away. Fifteen minutes into the trip, the buildings started thinning out and the green hills, shrouded in wispy clouds, became more visible.  The cobalt blue sky was festooned with fluffy cumulous clouds, cartoon shapes and gigantic cloud liners riding the ridge the road followed.  Behind us an ugly black smudge of smoke marked the mattress factory fire.


The rolling hills along our route are divided; farms below and forests higher up. Although the road is decent, the shocks on the bus are not, and it is hard to write on the bouncing bus, just as it is hard to read some of our notes now, the following day, as we transcribe them.


The farming areas outside of town are a patchwork quilt in shades of green as the twisty road descends into a valley. Alongside the route we can see roadside produce stands, mountains of bananas, corn and many cows in the fields.  The land in this section, close to the city, is divided into ranches and villas, obviously owned by rich farmers and merchants. Painted white wooden fences and cruder strands of barbed wire separate pastures and planted fields, little knots of habitation along the roadside, houses of brown brick and cement or cinder block (known here as hormigon), painted in the Ecuadorian style only on the side facing the highway, left raw and unfinished to American eyes on the other three.


The produce being sold and transported changes from district to district.  Here it is watermelon and long plastic bags of Andean limes. The predominant trees are scratchy pines on the right, tall eucalyptus on the left. The larger ranches and fincas are gone, now, away from the rich suburbs, we see stores and modest homes with corrugated iron roofs, businesses selling farm equipment, plows, tractors and backhoes. 15 miles out of Quito and still a thin column of black smoke can be seen behind us.


For moments the bouncing of the bus makes it impossible to write.  We close our eyes to the afterimage of sun streaking through rain clouds on the higher hills to the left and listen to the weird Andean pop music the driver has on the bus radio, like a lite romantic cross between salsa and rumba.


30 minutes out, the rain hits the road, briefly, without obscuring the sun – sun showers as we cross the dividing line between Pichincha province and Cotopaxi. The fields here are speckled with little yellow wildflowers, making them look like an impressionist painting in the pointilism technique, Monet maybe. As we approach the city of Latacunga we pass a flatbed truck staining under the weight of two army tanks under blue tarps, their cannon sticking out at each other and crossing over the middle of the flat bed.


Norma Yvonne, who is a bit high-strung at the best of times and has a low fear threshold, keeps time to the music by tapping my hand, and clutches my arm and squeezes every time the bus breaks hard or tries a passing maneuver on a curve. We are now on the wide valley floor, flat grassy fields on both sides.  We pass an Ecuadorian Special Forces military camp, which explains the tanks.  Over the entrance is a sign – “Avenue of the Immortals”. Men in uniforms are coming and going in jeeps and on foot.


We enter Latacunga, a typical Andean market city, produce markets and stores for farming supplies, modest houses and schools, soccer fields, pharmacies and stores selling electrical appliances, mechanic’s garages and building supplies.


Out of the city now and into a zone of dairy farms and roadside stands selling homemade cheese. Norma is singing along to the radio – she knows all of the words to all of the songs popular before we stole her heart and Shanghaied her to the States 10 years ago.


We pass a sign reading “Entering Salcedo – 2,876 meters above sea level” a district famous for its flowers, honey and ice cream.  Ice cream stores on every corner, sometimes five or six in a block.


Since we are on the Panamerican Highway, the main North-South highway down the spine of the Andes, a route known in this area as the “Corridor of Volcanoes”, there is really no undeveloped land alongside the road. The route is lined with homes, businesses and access roads leading to higher, smaller towns, capillaries of capitalism.


Now we are entering Ambato, one of the larger cities of the highlands and only 45 minutes from Banos.  This is a real city, with large lots dedicated to the sale of cars and heavy farm machinery, a university, airport and major league soccer team. When the bus stops to let off passengers near the train station a flaming gay guy sitting on the top of a cement bench, seeing our camera, shouts “Take my picture! Take my picture NUDE!” Norma thinks he wants to grab the camera and tells us to close the window.  We don’t, but keep the camera clutched below window level.


The road winds up, out of town, 45 minutes now to Banos. Passing grain elevators and a cement factory, a huge San Pedro plant with a hundred arms and certainly containing enough mescaline to float a thousand-man rave.  On the outskirts a tourist zone featuring pizzerias, handicraft stores, hippie-influenced cafes. For one brief instant we pass a loud radio tuned to the same station as the bus radio and experience a sort of surreal stereo, right ear out the window, left ear aboard the bus.


Quickly we fly through a town consisting almost entirely of two lines of stores on either side of the road selling locally produced denim products, jeans of all sorts and labels, including Levi’s and designer tags (fakes of course), skirts, jackets, purses and shoes, popular with smart shoppers both national and foreign.


During this last stretch, the smaller highway between Ambato and Banos, we finally leave the incessant commerce behind, and pass through true countryside. The road winds and twists downward through the hills, plunging through a sea of green, steep rocky facades and terraced farmer’s fields, occasional signed businesses like “Luna Bonsai”, a Japanese botanical garden. The road keeps dropping, as Banos lies at a comfortable 1,900 meters above sea level, halfway down the far side of the Andes towards the hot, humid treasure house of the Amazon basin, less than an hour from the true jungle.


At the entrance to Banos capitalism reappears in the form of billboards advertising hotels, restaurants, vacation complexes, banks. We have arrived, after an overlong absence of 3 years, at one of our favorite places on the face of the planet – A Little Piece of Heaven on Earth – the city of Banos, Ecuador.

The Road to Banos

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Our escape from Quito and bus trip to Banos was as exciting
and as exactly choreographed as a chase scene in a blockbuster action
flick, except, of course, no one was chasing us and we never broke 50
miles an hour.  We arrived at the Quito bus terminal, a vast, multi
leveled cement catacomb seemingly built into the side of a mountain
at exactly
noon. Finding the agency "Banos Express" was easy; there was a nice new
bus just pulling out as we hopped aboard. We were literally still getting
seated as the big Mercedes diesel left the dock and headed out of town.

We were still in the outskirts of the urb when we witnessed our first
spectacular surprise.  As we were approaching the city-block sized
factory of the Chaide & Chaide mattress factory in a busy industrial
district at the southern extreme of the city, someone on board yelled,
"Look,
flames!  It’s on fire!"

Luckily he was not referring to the bus, but to the mattress factory,
which was indeed going up in flames.  The fire was obviously out
of control and recently started; while the flames shot 30 or 40 feet
into the clear blue sky, workers nonchalantly strolled out of the factory,
unaware of the seriousness of the situation. Cops on the corner stared
in confusion, uncertain what to do.

As the bus pulled slowly past the factory, just a few meters from the
flames, the heat became intense.  Passengers started yelling at
the driver, "Hurry up!" "Keep going!" and "Don’t stop!", obviously good
advice.  Not only did we hear a series of explosions as we pulled
away, but we were practically the last vehicle allowed to pass the site.
Out the back window of the bus we could see the cops shutting down the
street hand herding rubberneckers away in anticipation of the arrival
of the firemen.

The bus was full, the surrounding countryside was a rock of beauty,
there was construction going on all around the edges of the city. We
could hear a symphony of fire and police sirens as we pulled away. Fifteen
minutes out, the buildings started thinning out and the green hills,
shrouded in wispy clouds, became more visible.  The cobalt blue
sky was festooned with fluffy cumulous clouds, cartoon shapes and gigantic
cloud liners riding the ridge the road followed.  Behind us an ugly
black smudge of smoke marked the mattress factory fire.

The rolling hills along our route were divided; farms below and forests
higher up. Although the road was decent, the shocks on the bus were not,
and it was hard to write on the bouncing bus, just as it is hard to read
some of our notes now, the following day, as we transcribe them.

The farming areas outside of town were a patchwork quilt in shades of
green as the twisty road descended into a valley. Alongside the route
we could see roadside produce stands, mountains of bananas, corn and
cows in the fields.  The land was divided into ranches and villas,
obviously owned by rich farmers and merchants. Painted white wooden fences
and cruder strands of barbed wire separated pastures and planted fields,
little knots of habitation along the roadside, houses of brown brick
and cement, cinder blocks (known here as hormigon), painted in the Ecuadorian
style only on the side facing the highway, left raw and unfinished to
American eyes on the other three.

The produce being sold and transported changed from district to district.  Now
it was watermelon and long plastic bags of Andean limes. The predominant
trees were scratchy pines in the right, tall eucalyptus on the left.
The larger ranches and fincas were gone, now we saw stores and modest
homes with corrugated iron roofs, businesses selling farm equipment,
plows, tractors and backhoes. 15 miles out of Quito and still a thin
column of black smoke can be seen behind us.

For moments the bouncing of the bus make it impossible to write.  We
close our eyes to the afterimage of rain clouds on the higher hills to
the left and listen to the weird Andean pop music the driver has on the
bus radio, like a lite romantic cross between salsa and rumba.

30 minutes out, the rain hits the road, briefly, without obscuring the
sun – sun showers as we cross the dividing line between Pichincha province
and Cotopaxi. The fields here were speckled with little yellow wildflowers,
making them look like an impressionist painting in the pointilism technique.
As we approached the city of Latacunga we passed a flatbed truck staining
under the weight of two army tanks under blue tarps, their cannon sticking
out and crossing over the middle of the bed.

Norma Yvonne, who is a bit high-strung and has a low fear threshold,
keeps time to the music by tapping my hand, and clutches my arm and squeezes
every
time the bus breaks hard or tries a passing maneuver on
a curve. We are now on the wide valley floor, flat grassy fields on both
sides.  We pass an Ecuadorian Special Forces military camp, explaining
the tanks.  Over the entrance is a sign – Avenue of the Immortals.
Men in uniforms are coming and going in jeeps and on foot.

We enter Latacunga, a typical Andean market city, markets and stores
for farming supplies, modest houses and schools, soccer fields, pharmacies
and stores selling TVs and microwaves, mechanics garages and building
supplies.

Out of the city now and into a zone of dairy farms and roadside stands
selling homemade cheese. Norma is singing along to the radio – she knows
all of the words to all of the songs popular before we stole her heart
and Shanghaied her body to the States 10 years ago.

We pass a sign reading "Entering Salcedo – 2,876 meters above sea level"
a district famous for its flowers, honey and ice cream.  Ice cream
stores on every corner, sometimes five or six in a block.

Since we are on the main North-South highway down the spine of the Andes,
a route known as the Corridor of Volcanoes, there is really no unused
earth. The road is lined with access roads to higher, smaller towns,
capillaries of capitalism.

Now we are entering Ambato, one of the larger cities of the highlands
and only 45 minutes from Banos.  This is a real city, with large
lots dedicated to the sale of cars and heavy farm machinery, a university,
airport and major league soccer team. When the bus stops to let off passengers
near the train station a flaming gay sitting on the top of a cement bench,
seeing our camera, shouts "Take my picture! Take my picture NUDE!" Norma
thinks he wants to grab the camera and tells us to close the window.  We
don’t, but keep the camera clutched below window level.

The road winds up, out of town, 45 minutes now to Banos. Passing grain
elevators and a cement factory, a huge San Pedro plant with a hundred
arms and enough mescaline to float a thousand-man rave.  On the
outskirts a tourist zone featuring pizzerias, handicraft stores, hippie-influenced
cafes. For one brief instant we pass a loud radio tuned to the same station
as the bus radio and experience a sort of surreal stereo, right ear out
the window, left ear aboard the bus.

Quickly we fly through a town consisting almost entirely of two lines
of stores on either side of the road selling locally produced denim products,
jeans of all sorts and labels, including Levi’s and designer tags, skirts,
jackets, purses and shoes, popular with smart shoppers both national
and foreign.

During this last stretch, the smaller highway between Ambato and Banos,
we finally leave the incessant commerce behind, and pass through true
countryside. The road winds and twists downward through the hills, plunging
through a sea of green, steep rocky facades and terraced farmers fields,
occasional signed businesses like "Luna Bonsai", a Japanese botanical
garden. The road keeps dropping, as Banos lies at a comfortable 1,900
meters above sea level, halfway down the far side of the Andes towards
the hot, humid treasure house of the Amazon basin, less than an hour
from the true jungle.

At the entrance to Banos capitalism reappears in the form of billboards
advertising hotels, restaurants, vacation complexes, banks. We have arrived,
after an overlong absence of 3 years, at one of our favorite places on
the face of the planet – A Little Piece of Heaven on Earth – the city
of Banos, Ecuador.

Banos – Bath House of the Gods

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In 1972 a decidedly hippyish and dangerously adventure-addicted Dowbrigade arrived at the mystical and legendary town of Ba

Clouds Over Paradise

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Although the natural beauty and fantastic food should be enough
for anyone, the Dowbrigade has unfortunately been so jaded by our decades
in so-called "civilization" that we often feel the need for more sophisticated
entertainment.  Therefore it was with some surprise and pleasure
that on our initial reconnoitering of the latest developments in town
(we haven’t been back to Banos in about three years), we discovered a
DVD rental shop with many of the latest titles and what looked like a
great collection of used paperback books in a new local coffeeshop.

We promptly rented "Kill Bill, vol 2". "Mystic River" and "Troy", all
of which came out after we left the States and which we are dying to
see.  As far as we know, these movies have not been "officially"
released on DVD in the US, so these must be pirated copies, a supposition
made even more obvious by the price; any three movies, unlimited time,
three dollars ($3.00), leave your driver’s licence as security. On our
way back to the Sangay, we stopped at the coffee shop and picked three
novels, not as new as the movies but ones we wanted to read, one Tom
Clancy, one John Grisham, and one Nero Wolfe.

However, not everything is as perfect as we would want it to be, even
in this little piece of paradise in the Andes.  When we went to
pay for the books we were told it was exchange only; we needed to trade
in a book of our own, plus pay $1.00.  When we explained we were
not carrying around any of the books we had already finished and offered
to pay $2.00 for each of the worn paperbacks, we were told, sorry, no
exchange, no books.

Then when we got back to our hotel room, we discovered that none of
the movies would play on our iBook! They were not even real DVD’s, but
extended play video CD’s, and try as we might we could not get Quicktime
player to fire them up, or convert them into a watchable format.

So today we have our eyes peeled for any discarded books, or sympathetic
travelers who might be persuaded to part with one of theirs.  And
we have NO idea what to do with the movies…..

Surrealistic Dreams

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In the dream we are sitting in the audience of a conference of super
computer geniuses, covering it for the Dowbrigade News, although we understand
almost nothing of what is being said in the presentations.

After the current presenter, who resembles a cross between Albert Einstein
at his disheveled best and Christopher Lloyd in "Back to the Future"
finishes
his speech, he asks for questions from the audience, and we, quite against
our will, raise our hand.

Someone brings over a microphone, and we hear ourself asking, as if
with the voice of another, "Uh, well, I just rented three Video CD’s
and can’t figure out how to play them on my iBook.  When I double
click on the CD Icon I just see four folders called and inside are files
with
formats I don’t recognize like .DAT and .NFS. How can I get these movies
to play on my computer?"

Einstein pins us with a withering look of absolute disdain and says,
"Young man, you are obviously at the wrong conference.  I suggest
you try something for computer illiterates trying to get started in the
field."

We stumble shamefacedly towards the ballroom exit, but as we go a kindly
and slightly familiar looking man comes up, puts his arm around our shoulder,
and says in a low voice, "Don’t worry about it, old Schleisermeister
is full of himself. I had that same problem myself – it’s really quite
simple.  All you need to do is…."

At that exact moment we were awakened by a loud snoring snort from Norma
Yvonne’s side of the bed. Somewhat annoyed and still half asleep we shoved
her shoulder and mumbled, "I can’t believe you woke me up, he was about
to tell me how to watch the movies…"

"Whaa?" sez Norma Yvonne.

We reach for the iBook to write this note. How can we get these movies
to play on our computer? Are we asleep or awake? If somebody writes us
with the answer, will we wake up before we can read it?