Dowbrigade

An adult sex toy sparked a security scare which closed an Australian airport
for nearly an hour.
The vibrating object was discovered at Mackay Airport by a security officer
who [...]

The
recent advertising
campaign sponsored by that pillar of American political
discourse the NRA which depicts john Kerry as a Frech Poodle has inspired
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The
Dowbrigade has somehow wrecked up his hand, which is swolen and painful
to the point of inoperability. The curious thing is that we cannot remember
any traumatic incident which could have produced such [...]