Dowbrigade

• I was sprayed by a skunk.
• I tripped over my dog
  and was knocked unconscious.
• My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.
• I
  was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.
• I forgot to come
  back to work after lunch.
• I couldn’t find my shoes.
• I hurt myself bowling.
• I was
  spit on by a venomous snake.
• I totaled my wife’s jeep in a
  collision with a cow.
• A hitman was looking for me.
• My curlers burned
  my hair and
  I had
  to go to the hairdresser.
• I eloped.
• My brain went to
  sleep and I couldn’t wake it up.
• My cat unplugged my alarm clock.
• I had to be
  there for my
  husband’s grand jury trial
• .I had to ship my
  grandmother’s bones to
  India.
• I forgot what day of the week it was.
• Someone
  slipped drugs in my drink
  last night.
• A tree fell on my car.
• My monkey died.

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