Dowbrigade

NEW
YORK (Reuters) - Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan
tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety
of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that’s not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings,
in English or Spanish. Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir,
has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment
company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can
be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

Jameson’s charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador,
Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to
Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each,
while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper
once the service is launched.

The Dowbrigade is investigating the possibility of an unexploited
economic niche importing moans from our connections in Ecuador and
distributing them
in the US
at a 250%
markup!
There are rumors the phone comes in an attractive vaginal pouch…

from Reuters