Dowbrigade

Once again, The
Washington Post has published the winning
submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
alternate meanings for
common words.
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"Who in the White House knew that Jeff Gannon was
an assumed name, was not a legitimate journalist and was merely a shill
for the Administration, for more than two years, nearly three years?"
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Wow! Not since the height of the browser wars has there been such
a lively new features face-off as is currently transpiring among the
established giants, and a few promising newcomers, in what will surely
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The new list of the richest people in the world just came out in Forbes
magazine.  As Robert Orben says, "Every day I get up and look through
the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, [...]