Archive for April 19th, 2005

Chim-Chimera, Chim-Chimera, Chim Chim Cheree

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Now, this story
is the real deal….

Scientists can create animals with
the cells of other species, but are these
chimeras
medical marvels or high-tech
monsters?

By Carolyn Y. Johnson, Globe Staff April 19, 2005

In labs around the world, the line between man and beast is blurring.

Herds of pigs are grown with partly-human livers in the hopes
of solving the organ-transplant shortage. Mice with human cells are used
as the new ”guinea pigs" for testing drugs or figuring out disease.
Human brain cells are grown inside mouse skulls to help better understand
diseases like Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s.

Scientists are using such chimeras — animals whose bodies are a mosaic,
with their own cells intermixed with those of another animal — to model
diseases, test drugs on live human cells, and harvest organs for transplant.

from the
Boston Globe

Cross-species Genetic Implants

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Scientists
in Singapore today announced the first successful genetic combination
of a human and an animal. The creature, called a "Worbat", is a cross
between Ernest P. Worrell and a Pygmy Wombat.

No, seriously folks, here is the real caption for this
weird photo:

Photo issued by Bristol Zoo Gardens, of
‘Kintana’, the first captive bred aye-aye, an arboreal nocturnal lemur,
Daubentonia madagascariensis, a native to Madagascar, to be born in the
United Kingdom. Bristol Zoo Gardens announced Friday April 15, 2005,
that it is the first UK zoo to successfully breed and hand-rear an aye-aye,
the largest nocturnal primate in the world and one of the strangest mammals
on the planet. (AP Photo/Bristol Zoo Garde)

from Yahoo

Out of the Shadows and Onto the Throne of St. Peter

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Conspiracy
theorists are sure to have a field day with the 13 minutes of silence
between
the emission of gray smoke from the chimney above the Sistine Chapel
and the confirmatory pealing of the bells, but they are ringing now, in
churches and convents and monasteries all around the world, for the
election of Pope Benedict XVI, the first German Pope in a thousand
years.

The newly minted 87-year old Pontiff
stands as proud if stooped testimony to the power of cronyism and the careful
accumulation of influence over time.  After 20 years of slipper-licking
and the careful assemblage of incriminating dossiers on the majority of
his fellow cardinals, involving  clandestine photos of sexual peccadilloes,
documented evidence of shady business deals and recordings of base political
intrigue,
Cardinal Ratso has finally taken
his place,
in
the
best tradition
of the Borgia popes, like his conquering Germanic barbarian antecedents
of a millennia ago, atop the prostrate Holy Roman Empire.

During the final
stages of the previous Papacy, Ratso parlayed his position of trust into
a pulpit for arm-twisting and self-promotion culminating in today’s glorious
ascension.

They say that after the death of
Pope John Paul II, and in anticipation of the present Conclave of Cardinals,
Josef Ratzinger retired to a simple, small cell deep within St. Peter’s,
to commune with God. Visitors were categorically denied admission by the burly
cassocked priests at the door on the grounds that no one could interrupt
the Cardinals conversation with his Lord.

After 5 days and nights, Cardinal
Ratzinger finally emerged. "What did God tell you?" the acolytes and
attendants immediately asked.

"After intensive prayer and meditation,"
the Cardinal intoned, "God has admitted his mistakes and apologized for
being wrong for so long. He looks forward to working together with us now and promised to strive to do better in the future.”

In St. Peter’s Square, Optimism and Concern. As the new
pontiff emerged on the balcony, many cheered wildly while others were
openly and greatly distressed. By By ELISABETH ROSENTHAL, International
Herald Tribune.

from the New York Times

The Problem with Democracy

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Everything You Need to Know About Ecuadorian Politics
According to the Dowbrigade

No,
that is not Saddam surfacing unscathed in South America – it is part
of
a massive
street
protest
in
Guayaquil,
Ecuador.
Once
again, our adopted Latin American home is in turmoil, as protests against
the
President
du jour,
Lucio
Gutierrez,
have wracked both Quito, the capital, and Guayaquil, the main port
and business center.

The essence of Ecuadorian politics is a seesaw battle between power
centers in Quito (aristocratic, reserved, old money, cultured cronyism)
and Guayaquil (hot, raucous, rapine capitalism and endemic corruption).
Usually, one group has the Presidency and the other has the Opposition.

However, over the past 15 years Ecuador has had a successions of clowns
and frauds run into and out of office that make George Bush look like
a cross between FDR and Abraham Lincoln. They also make Ecuadorian politics
one of the most gripping and absurdist political shows on the face of
the planet, featuring world-class bombast, rhetoric and theatrical drama,
moments of transcendent triumph, and enough low comedy and cutthroat
treachery to entertain the most jaded political junkie.  And all
with amazingly little loss of life or even severe suffering on the part
of innocents, other than the undeniable tragedy of underdevelopment that
limits the options and opportunities of 90% of the population.

The seeds of the current absurdist political farce began, in an eerie
echo of the Kennedy saga, in the death of Jaime Roldos, a 40-year old
charismatic
reformer
who
was killed in a mysterious plane crash in the Ecuadorian Andes, near
the border with Peru, in 1981.

Since then, Ecuador, a small, largely agricultural nation, has a track
record of holding relatively open, fair elections, and usually allowing
the winner’s to take office.  However, the last 10 or so Presidents
have not managed to finish their terms, creating the longest string of
interrupted terms in the world today, as far as we can tell.

Sixto Duran Ballen (1992 – 1996), born in Boston, was the last Ecuadorian
president to serve out his term. A kindly, elderly man, he was an
old-line aristocrat.

He was followed by Abdala Bucaram, popularly known
as "El Loco" a power-mad populist
absolutely
out of control and over the top, an eccentric egomaniac in the caudillo
mode the likes of whom we haven’t seen since Juan Peron and Papa Doc
left the stage. Bucaram said, "They call me Crazy Abdala,
but madmen speak from the heart and see with their soul". He named
his 20-year-old son head of customs and set him up in a street level
office on Calle
Victor Emilio Estrada
, where the going rate was $5,000 per shipping
container, irrespective of contents, cash money, US bills.

El Loco was forced out of office for “mental incompetence” after six spectacular months of world-class
political pillaging and massive protests from every level of society
and class. He fled to asylum in Panama and was succeed by a Romanesque
Triumvirate including the head of Congress and an Indigenous leader.  They
lasted three days. At that point the Congress finally decided to check
the Constitution and elevated the sitting Vice President to the Presidency.  Unfortunately,
she was a woman, and a rather mousy stooge of El Loco at that, so Rosalia
lasted all of three more days.

At that point the president of the Congress, Fabian Alarcon, decided
to take matters into his own hands, and named himself "interim President"
until new elections could be organized 18 month later, in 1997.

In those elections, a young, idealistic reformer with an academic
background, Jamil Mahauad, was elected.  Like most Ecuadorian politicians,
he is from a Lebanese Christian family. Somehow, almost the entire political
ruling class of a small South American country comes from two
small villages in Lebanon
. Go figure.

Unfortunately, it became increasingly clear, or at least almost universally
believed by the public, that their brilliant new leader was, well, gay.
A still resolutely conservative and muy macho society was in no way shape
or form ready for that.  Worse than Rosalia. Poor Jamil was forced
to resign and flee the country after an Indian and military revolt led
by one Coronel Lucio Gutierrez, who clearly saw himself as a messianic
figure saving the country from an ignominy worse than losing a war.

Gutierrez was promptly thrown in jail, and a bland old-line pol,
Gustavo Noboa, finished out his term until yet another round of new election
could be arranged.

Meanwhile, "El Loco" stewed and stormed in Panama, periodically flying
the entire political leadership of his still popular populist party up
to Central America for conspiratorial meetings and party elections. When
last sighted Jamil was living in Cambridge, doing something at the Kennedy
School, and running some kind of queer government-in-exile, convinced
he was still the legitimate President of the country. We couldn’t make
this stuff up.

Anyway, by 2003 Lucio had gotten out of jail and into politics, and
somehow, although a relatively unsophisticated career military officer
with roots in the indigenous community, got himself elected, the ninth
President in 8 years, and immediately found himself in deep trouble.
Although he had managed to put together an electoral majority,
he had absolutely no support or power base in the halls of government.  His
party was brand-spanking new, created just to propel him to the presidency.  He
had no experience with or knack for executive authority in a democratic
context.

By the end of last year it was clear he would not withstand a vote of
confidence in Congress, so he cut a deal with the Devil, and with the
support of the populist loonies of the exiled El Loco, managed to survive
with 52 out of 100 votes.

The quid pro quo came due last month, when taking advantage of a legislative
holiday, Lucio fired the entire Supreme Court and named a new one, which
promptly annulled all of the legal proceedings against El Loco Bucaram,
allowing his triumphant return from 8 years of Panamanian exile three
days later.

At which point all hell broke loose.  Massive protests erupted
in BOTH Quito and Guayaquil.  It is starting to look more an more
likely that Lucio, whose name is already slang for "vain incompetence",
will join the proud tradition of truncated terms. Which is unfortunate,
because Ecuador, which five years ago ditched their own currency and
adopted the US dollar in a so far unsuccessful attempt to attract American
investment,
really needs to show some signs of political stability.

We are fascinated and inspired.  It is like watching a slow motion
train wreck with lots of posturing and emotional angst, but where nobody
really seems to get hurt, and everybody comes back for the next chapter.

It
is a supremely sad question to even consider, but
if given the choice between the bumbling banality and eccentric street theater
of Ecuadorian politics and the silent but deadly, cancer-like certainty which
currently pervades the corridors in Washington, we think we’ll go with the steamy
Latin passions.

But the over-riding fear and discomfort that we feel arises from the
suspicion that without a two century tradition of staid and ensconced
two-party politics and a first world economy, Democracy in the modern
world only has two ways to go.

One is towards smooth, managed elections where slick "Democratic" Totalitarians
like General Pervez Musharraf in Pakistan regularly garner 94% of the
total vote.  The
other, seen with increasing frequency in developing countries which buy
into American rhetoric and organize truly free and open elections, is
chaos. With a gullible electorate mesmerized by modern marketing techniques
applied to politics, any kind of zany sleazebag nutcase can one-off a
popular political movement and get elected, and then have no hope of
a stable government.

This keeps young, aspiring democracies trapped in underdevelopment,
political instability, and social chaos.  It also produces some
of the most gripping political theater on the planet. We will try to
keep
our readers abreast of developments in Ecuador.

QUITO, Ecuador-Apr 18, 2005 – Chanting "Lucio, get out," a
river of demonstrators poured into the streets of Guayaquil, Ecuador’s
largest city, Monday night to demand that President Lucio Gutierrez
step down, as anti-government protests spread from Quito, the capital.

from the Associated Press

Local Spanish-language coverage (and photo) from El Universo

Chili Con Carne

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This
black and white photo released by the Santa Clara County Department of
Environmental Health, in San Jose, Calif., Thursday, March 24, 2005
shows a portion of a human finger that a woman says she found while eating
a bowl of chili at Wendy’s Restaurant in San Jose, Calif. Sales have
dropped at franchises in Northern California, forcing layoffs and reduced
hours, the company said. Wendy’s also has hired private investigators,
set up a hot line for tips and doubled its reward Friday, April15, 2005,
to $100,000 for anyone who provides information leading to the finger’s
original owner. (AP Photo/Santa Clara County Department of Environmental
Health)

from Excite
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