Archive for April 30th, 2005

Tips to Help You Help the Agribusiness Economy

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Welcome
to MyPyramid.org! USDA hopes the updated food pyramid, MyPyramid, will
help to ease much of the confusion that has come from so-called "doctors" and "scientists" claiming
that their independent, repeatable experimentation has shown red meat,
processed foods, agrichemicals and irradiation to be unhealthy for people
and the planet.

Many of USDA’s top officials have worked in the Agribusiness
industry, providing the expertise necessary to develop a pyramid
that best represents the truth about healthy eating — it’s not what
happens
to the
food before it gets to your table, but simply that you eat substantial
servings of all foods — Following these guidelines will help ensure
the health of American families while guaranteeing the health of
Agribusiness Corporations around the world.

Tips to help you help the Agribusiness economy:

  • Make half your grains refined
  • Review nutrition labels, but base your selection of food products on the packaging
    pictures you find most attractive
  • High fructose corn syrup counts as one of your daily servings of grains
  • Vary your veggie packaging to include plastic
  • Drink milk
  • Protein from meat is delicious
  • Increase your physical activity so you can eat more

If you are having technical difficulties, it’s probably because you
do not have new and/or expensive enough equipment. If that’s the case,
then you are probably not in our target demographic* and lack the financial
means to have a significant impact on the Agribusiness economy anyways.

No, the USDA has not sold out lock, stock and barrel to Agrabusiness
– this lookalike site is the work of husband and wife satyrists Stephen
Eisenmenger and Molly Nutting. Very funy and worth a visit.

site from MyPyramid.org

article from Boston Globe

Nothing New Under the Floor

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A group of Australian farmers have won permission to open a ‘feet-first’
graveyard.

The eco-friendly cemetery will bury the deceased vertically to save space
and in bio degradable bags in a field to be used later as pasture.

Tony Dupleix, chairman of the farmers’ cooperative set up 20 years ago
when the idea was first mooted, said it was a ‘no fuss’ alternative to
traditional burials.

"When you die, you are returned to the earth with a minimum of fuss
and with no paraphernalia that would affect the environment," he
said.

"You’re not burning 90kg of gas in a crematorium and there’s no
ongoing maintenance costs.

This is news? One of the most persistent and profound traits ingrained
in EVERY human culture ever encountered is rituals associated with burial,
the afterlife, and the transition from this life to the next. Yet within
this universal cultural manifestation the individual cultural variety
is astounding.

Almost every conceivable burial position has been the way to go in some
society or other. The clear favorite over time is the tried and true
fetal position, on the theory that it was the position we assumed BEFORE
coming into this world, so we should return to it when we check out.
However, we have seen corpses sitting cross legged, sitting legs folded,
sitting on haunches, sitting on a chair, standing, standing on head,
kneeling,
kneeling because the legs were cut off, lying on side, lying on back,
cannonball style, cannonball style stuffed in giant clay urns, all-fours,
doggy style, arms splayed, legs akimbo, hanging from trees and shrunken
into thick glass jars, to mention but a few.

We took the above photo on our recent trip to Peru at the Huaca Juliana,
a pre-Incan site quite near downtown Lima. This is currently a very active
site, despite having been scoured for gems, precious metals and salable
artifacts years ago. It is only recently being systematically unearthed
and examined by archeologists, who are discovering new stuff daily.  While
we were there, for example, they discovered the first flight of stairs (the rest of
the complex uses inclined ramps). Interestingly, this culture, coincidentally
called the Lima, believed in a particularly bloody
form
of Feng Shui.

Their pyramids were built up over centuries, basically by periodically
razing the exiting structures, laying a new floor on the rubble, and
building the next layer on top. However, when performing one of these periodic
make-overs, their religion demanded that they make multiple human sacrifices
and leave the bodies interred under the new floor, to insure the spiritual
sanctity of the new digs.  In the specific room where we took the
photo diggers told us they had discovered 8 bodies, all young women between
10-12, all killed immediately before burial when the floor was set.

Our own teen sacrifices, like the Olsen twins, might not have it so
bad after all…..

As to our own personal preference, we can’t make up our mind. We vacillate
from one position to the other. Right now, we are leaning toward being
buried
in the classic
NFL lineman three-point stance. Haven’t decided yet which helmet we’ll
wear into the Valhalla Hall of Fame…

from Ananova