Dowbrigade

A face moisturiser
made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing
the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles
and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and
pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the
moisturiser."

This is appearantly widespread folk wisdom in Latin America, undoubtedly
spread by voracious depraved Latin Machistos. Years ago, we were
delighted to discover that Norma Yvonne beieved semen cured acne scars.

Much more
agreeable than our first wife, the Peruvian Princess, who wouldn’t
drink mineral water because she believed that all those minerals were
showing
up when she weighed herself…

from Ananova