Dowbrigade

I tend to age my bourbon in my ample gullet. However, if you wish
to spend $29.95 on a massive magnet that realigns the individual molecules
of your finest port, whiskey, or brandy, be our guest.

Through the magic of the spheres, the Shooter Buddy will make any drink
less bubbly and more better. Using the age-old vintner’s technique of powering
heavy electrical fields near vintage bottles, the Shooter Buddy realigns
"delicate magnetic alignment of the liquid particles." We prefer to use
ours while wearing our aluminum foil beanie and mind control prevention
pants.

Just what we need - an aging accelerator!

from Gizmodo

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