Dowbrigade

        we can certainly say we have seen our share of "animal" behavior,
        usually involving the ingestion of food or the excretion of bodily fluids.
        Despite often having been insulted, frustrated to the point of tears or
        profoundly offended by student behavior, we have never lashed out in retaliation,
        either orally or in writing. Of course, there was the time an entire class
        reported that "a dog had eaten their homework" which was rather
        strange seeing as they were all foreign students living in dorm rooms.
        We subsequently forced them to march down to the Student Center wearing
        their underwear on the outside of their clothes, but we were tired because
        a massive inadvertent dose of Methylenedioxyamphetamine had kept us awake
        most of the previous night.
     

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