Archive for June, 2005

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New Element Discovered

A major research institution has just announced the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element
has been named "Governmentium." Governmentium has one neutron,
12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, [...]

Kleptomaniac in the Kremlin

 
Robert Kraft (L) and Rupert Murdoch watched President
Vladimir Putin try on the Patriots ring before he pocketed it. (Kommersant
Photo / Dmitry Azarov
 
 
Slick move, Vlad…
 
 
The owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft,
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The Fire Next Time

As
the debacles mount and desperation begins to spread in the administration,
the Dowbrigade is growing increasingly nervous
over the lengths to which the Bush junta is willing to go to perpetuate
[...]

Dirty Story

ALBANY - A 45-year-old Gardiner, Maine, man was arrested
Sunday on criminal trespass charges after a teenage girl found him staring
at her from below an outhouse seat, police said.
Police pulled Gary Moody from the [...]

Comic of the Day


Best Quote of the Day?

”You will hear people more foolish than wicked say
‘Our country, right or wrong,’ but that is a false patriotism and bad
Americanism. When our country is wrong she is worse than other countries
[...]

Zombie Dogs in Pittsburg

Our
old college buddy and ethnobotanist Wade
Davis wrote the book on Haitian Zombie Powder (The
Serpent and the Rainbow). Now, scientists in Pittsburg, of all places,
[...]

Thinking Like a Machine

In
the 1960’s John C. Lilly pioneered
the concept of the human brain as an organic computer, executing set
behavioral progrrams when presented
with certain situations. In [...]

Legless Lineman Plays Varsity Football

Skirting
that fine line between inspirational and sick….
VALENCIA CA - It is a story
of strength, courage and determination in Valencia. A
15-year-old boy overcomes incredible odds, to play football.
[...]

Snapple, Crack and Poop

Giant
Red Erection Wilts in Big Apple Sun
"What
was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming," Stuart Claxton
of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News.
A
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Solar Sail Lost in Space

PASADENA, California — The Cosmos solar sail is missing
shortly after its launch from a Russian nuclear submarine.
The $4 million Cosmos 1 spacecraft blasted off atop a converted Russian
missile at approximately 12:46 p.m. Pacific Time on [...]

Graffiti Archeology - Revealing the Past

From top left: Jim Stubchaer (1949); Bill Volkmer (1955);
Martin Schall (2000); Graffiti V?rit? (2002); Ladytribe (2003); Amy McKenzie
(March 2004, May 2004); Aaron Bocanegra (July 2004); Cassidy Curtis (August
2004).
A Tunnel’s Tale A historical photo [...]


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