Archive for July, 2005

US Nukes in Iran

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from Alexander Cockburn at Counterpunch

Quote of the Day

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”Morneau should have cut it. Joe should have caught it. Silva should have ate it. Rodriguez shouldn’t have hit the guy in the head.”

Twins manager Ron Gardenhire, after Johnny Damon hit a single and went all the way around to score in a bizarre sequence featuring two Twins errors and a throw to the plate that hit Damon in the helmet. Safe.

Beserk Inmates Destroy Prisons

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The inmates who went on the rampages were among 162
of the state’s most incorrigible offenders, who were transferred to six
other facilities Monday after three doors at Walpole’s Department Disciplinary
Unit opened spontaneously in what officials have called a malfunction
of the prison’s electronic door-control system.

”The bottom line is that we have moved a lot of inmates who are destructive
anyway," Department of Correction spokeswoman Diane Wiffin said.
”They are in prison because they couldn’t follow the rules of society,
and they are in segregation because they couldn’t follow the rules of
prison. They don’t adapt well to change."

In the incident at Walpole, cell doors and secure
exits were spontaneously and mysteriously opening. Word on the
whisperstream suggests hacking may be involved….

from the Boston Globe

Cash for Class – Paying Students to Study

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Is this an idea worth considering? Although paying
for students to go to school may seem ridiculous and wrong-headed at
first
glance, on closer examination it can be seen to have numerous social
and economic benefits.

First of all, giving kids a cash bonus for perfect
attendance is hardly rewarding them for something they should do anyway.  All
kids are allowed to miss a certain number of sick days, families take
vacations, etc.  On the other hand, it is hard to justify denying
the bonus to a kid who just get sick through no fault of his or her own.
 So we would argue that it may make sense to straight out pay kids
an hourly wage to go to school.

It is in the interest of our economy to
have educated workers, and keeping more
students
in
school
through
graduation
will
produce more and better educated workers. Furthermore, Chelsea is one
of the poorest and most minority-heavy (Hispanic, mostly) districts
in the state, and Hispanics have the highest drop-out rate among ethnic
groups – over 50%. The schools lose these kids to the gangs, and in
many
cases to the necessity of supporting their families and sending money
back to extended family abroad. If paying them would keep them
in school, would that not lead to minority advancement, get more people
off of welfare, keep kids out of gangs, lower the crime rate and improve
the quality of community life?

It would certainly be cost-effective if it keeps
more kids off of the streets, lowers unemployment and the kind of drug
and
crime related activities kids get involved in when they aren’t in school.
It would give them a sense of self-respect, teach them to manage money,
get them used to the basic economic paradigm which is going to dominate
the rest of their lives, and allow them to be more active participants
in our wonderful consumer paradise. In a way, it is the same argument
as that if favor of allowing colleges to
pay
varsity
athletes
in big-time
sports
like
football
and
basketball,
to keep them from turning pro at 18 or 19.

A good example of thinking outside the box…

from the Boston Globe

Suicide by Lion

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Park spokesman Raymond Travers
said guards and rangers searched for the unidentified man in the dark
after he ran into the park on Thursday, but failed to find him.

He was
found after dawn yesterday as the lions ate his corpse.

”We have no
idea why he ran in," Travers said. ”We suspect the man was mentally
deranged. No one in their right mind would run into the bush at Kruger
at night. It’s far too dangerous."

Kruger National Park is home
to between 4,500 and 5,000 lions spread across an area roughly the
size of Belgium. Rangers shot one lion as he devoured the body and were
looking
for a female lion, he said.

The only thing that bothers us about this whole story
is that they shot one lion and are looking to kill another.  For
what? These are wild animals who have no choice but to act acording to
their natural instincts, which are to hunt and eat other animals stupid enough to come into their territory. The classic rationalization is "Well,
once a lion gets a taste for human flesh, they can’t eat just one." But
has this been scientifically established as being true in every case?  Has
anyone tried therapy, de-conditioning or dietary substitutes? These beautiful
and endangered animals should not have to die because some moron bounded
on to their dinner table…..

from Reuters

Scientists Find New Planet – Name It “Deja Vu”

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from the Associated Press

Now, this is getting ridiculous.  By our count
this is the 9th 10th planet to be discovered. Doesn’t anybody remember Sedna!!
We are starting to think this is some kind of long-running gag on the
part of those jokesters in the astronomy departments of universities
around the world. Either that, or there are now 18 planets in our solar
system….

Comics of the Day (part one)

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Today’s comics page features two quite different ways
of dealing with the old cat-on-our-favorite-chair conundrum….

As opposed to….

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Payola – an American Tradition

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A cancer on the music industry or an American tradition?

In
defense of Payola
from NYTimes

Expose
of Payola
from NYTimes

Comic of the Day

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According to news
reports
, this particular strip has
been pulled from a number of papers.  We aren’t really sure why,
except that parents in the heartland may not want to explain to their
kids what a "Turd Blossom" is.  Or may not know themselves.  In
fact, we aren’t completely sure….

Germanic Sex Rites Planned for World Cup

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Bed Brothel and Drive-in Sex Sheds Planned in Shadow of Stadium

BERLIN
(Reuters) – A German company is looking to cash in on an expected boom
in the sex trade during next year’s soccer World
Cup with a 60-room brothel a walk away from Berlin’s Olympic Stadium,
German media reported Friday.

Named after the virgin huntress of Greek mythology, the "Artemis" complex
is due to open for business in September with whirlpool, sauna, cinema,
buffet restaurant and a staff of 100 prostitutes, mass circulation daily
Bild reported.

"This is no flash rip-off joint where clients are taken for a ride," a
spokesman for the Artemis GmbH investment company behind the project, told
the newspaper.

Prostitution is legal in Germany in designated areas. Dortmund, one of
11 other cities to host World Cup matches, has said it will install drive-in
wooden "sex garages" in time for the tournament in a bid to keep
the trade off the streets.

Personally, we’ve always been partial to the "flash rip-off joints"
where one can always count on getting a good ride for your money. On the contrary, we hate those wooden
sex-garages
– they always
give us splinters….

from Reuters

And This Year’s Winner Is

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"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of
the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly
functional
yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold,
aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners
begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of
the shop manual." -

Dan McKay’s winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton
Fiction Contest
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Lazy Man’s Lament

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one extremely local and the other international,
have brought up important and thorny questions concerning the fine
line between a Blogger and a reporter, and between Blogging and Journalism.
As the Blogosphere matures and the methods of information diffusion
evolve, it becomes essential to know who is who and what rules they
are playing by.

This is especially true in light
of recent legal efforts to force reporters to reveal their sources,
and proposed legislation to protect their right to refuse to do so.  Because
of the absolutely central and irreplaceable role of the press in the
functioning of the American brand of Democracy, being a journalist
means more than just writing about what one sees and feels. It requires
adherence to a strict if unwritten set of rules regarding attribution,
checking sources, factual accuracy, accountability and protection of
privacy.

Certain sectors of the Blogosphere,
by no means a majority, desire to be considered the cyber-sector
of the Fifth Estate, and they make a strong case.  In the end,
each individual blogger must make the decision as to what degree they
want to be bound by the journalistic ethic, and then live up to their
decision.

Our own personal decision – NO
WAY are we a journalist.  Fuggedabouddit. No way, Jos