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![](http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/dowbrigade/<br />
uglydog.jpg” width=”336″ height=”450″ align=”left”>SANTA BARBARA – Some may call it a tale of beauty<br />
and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and<br />
a three-time champ in the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of<br />
Susie Lockheed’s dreams.</p>
<p> Lockheed, 53, enjoys massaging Sam’s fleshy, thin, potato-chip ears and<br />
running her fingers through the small patches of white hair on his head.</p>
<p> She likes kissing Sam’s hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown<br />
warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump. </p>
<p> Then there’s his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which<br />
stands out from the other, which is a milky white. </p>
<p> "<br />
I’ve never had a dog this much in love with me," Lockheed said. "I<br />
really baby Sam, and kiss him a lot. He’s a toad [that's] going to turn<br />
into a prince."</p>
<p> Sam is one of four hairless dogs that love to groggily lounge on the couch<br />
in Lockheed’s Santa Barbara home, where she operates a beauty salon.</p>
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Of course, she operates a beauty salon. Somebody