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A teenager has been charged with indecent
exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin
on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy
on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity
between him and the mannequin.

"That’s the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy’s clothes
had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

A definite candidate for name of the year. Get a
room, buddy…

from Sky.com