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"I’m too ugly to get a job."
— Daniel Gallagher, a Miami bank robber, after police captured him in
2003
The hapless Mr. Gallagher may have been ugly, but he was also wise.
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MALIBU, Calif. — Authorities are investigating the circumstances
behind a spectacular crash on Pacific Coast Highway that destroyed a
rare Ferrari Enzo estimated to be worth more than $1 million.
The red Ferrari was going [...]

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. –In his five-year tenure at Harvard University,
President Lawrence H. Summers frequently found himself in the spotlight
because of rifts with faculty at the Ivy League institution.
Tuesday, facing the second no-confidence vote by faculty members in
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