Archive for April, 2007

Dowbrigade Lives

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First posting on WordPress, the new blogging platform. Migration was traumatic but ultimately painless – it seemed like it would never work, until suddenly it did. Thanks to j, Sebastian and Hal, who helped the digital idiot Dowbrigade through the transition.

Obviously the first difference you notice is in the layout and design scheme. Unlike the old platform, Manila, in WordPress we cannot customize the layout. No more pictures of our cat, or that slick plaid kilting atop the old Dowbrigade. Some readers will applaud (hello, Mom) the changes.

As to the new look, it is still on probation. The available templates in WordPress are numerous but uninspiring. Switching seems to be as easy as clicking on a thumbnail. We may try out several before settling on one, and any opinions will be taken into consideration.

As to changes in content and editorial policy, don’t hold your breath. We may be able to include some new media types or interface innovations (we need to explore the new environment to see how much it can handle), but readers, if there are any left, can look forward to the same warped and eclectic choice of topics, questionable moral turpitude and slipshod journalistic standards which have become hallmarks of the Dowbrigade News.

Now if you will excuse us, we have just been sucked into the new SciFi channel series “Painkiller Jane”. Jane seems to have the same cellular regeneration power as Claire the Cheerleader from “Heroes”. Must be the specter of the big “C” which is sparking this new fixation with mutation and cellular regeneration.

The Dowbrigade has always been easily amused. Welcome to the new blog, same as the old blog.

photo by Sooz

Migration and Immigration

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The big day has arrived! Today is a memorable day inthe Dowbrigade household, and in the evolution of the Dowbrigade itself. At 12:30 pm, in Faneuil Hall, the Revolutionary marketplace in downtown Boston, the lovely Norma Yvonne will be sworn in as an American citizen. And then, afterwards, we will come home and begin the distasteful and traumatic process of migrating the Dowbrigade News from the Manila universe to the WordPress world.

After surviving nearly 10 years of marriage to the Dowbrigade, no mean feat in and of itself, and 5 years as a green-card holder (the five years before that she was in the well-known pre and post-9/11 INS limbo, as the agency shuffled towards transforming itself into the more muscular but still torpid ICE, and petitions were frozen, paperwork was lost, documents were), Norma decided she wants a US passport and she wants to vote in the next presidential elections, both of which she will now be able to do.

Even after 10 deliriously happy years of marriage and being more in love with the multi-talented soon-to-be-citizen today than the day we were married, one tiny, insecure iota of our soul fears that all this time she has been stringing us along until the day she gets her citizenship, at which point she will throw off the disguise, laugh wickedly into our stunned face, and hand us our walking papers. But that’s probably just something we should work out in therapy, if we ever get around to any therapy beyond blogging, which we won’t.

Norma is going to make a hell of a U.S. citizen, and the country is lucky to have her. She is one more reason that we need to keep the immigration pipeline open, and not just for college-educated economists like her. It’s not the immigrants and their values that are endangering the country.  Hell, their values are working their asses off, saving their money, and turning their kids into regular American citizens. They are thankful every day for the opportunities that this country offers.

The people WE are worried about have been here for so many generations that they take America’s freedoms for granted. The ones who expect (and in millions of cases receive) handouts from the government, are not working although they could, or instead working one of a hundred million scams, cons, or frauds through which they leech of of honest citizens.

But we can’t get caught up in that evil screed right now, we have to start getting ready for the Citizenship ceremony. And yet we can’t go without a word of warning.

This may be the last posting of all time for the Dowbrigade News as we know and love it. Reports from the far side of the migration from Manila to WordPress are mixed and sketchy. Bob Stepno reports a fairly problem-free transition. j’s Scratchpad reports managing the transition via a number of ingenious scripts that some clever friend sent her which sound way beyond our computer skills to facilitate. An unknown but disquieting number of other Harvard blogs have disappeared into the digital wilderness, and no one knows if or when they will reappear. We are particularly worried about the images, on which the Dowbrigade News relies.

But onward and upward, undaunted. The plain fact is that sometime tomorrow, or next week (details are still somewhat vague and contradictory) the Manila server will shut down forever.  Those who have not migrated will lose their blogs. Unfortunately, in WordPress we are not allowed to fiddle with the template code, as we were in Manila. We must choose one of the standard, pre-loaded templates.

As a result the Dowbrigade News will look considerably different.  No longer will it feature that attractive plaid stripe, the title strip photo of the trees along Memorial Drive, or the portrait of our cat, Chiqui. Some readers will applaud.

We remind ourself that using the same design for 3 years is slothful and unimaginative.  We remember that it is always good to learn to use new tools.  We are trying to look at this migration as an opportunity to try new and different things with our blog.

But we are going to miss Manila, our first blogging ax, as clunky and media-unfriendly as it became in its old age. It was its fatal talent as a Spam magnet that finally did it in. Let it Rest in Peace, and in its place  in blogging history.  And stay tuned, in this space (the URL and name will stay the same) for the New, Improved Dowbrigade News.

Get My Tights and Jockstrap

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Abe Coleman, a squat powerhouse of a professional wrestler, billed by promoters as the Hebrew Hercules and known to opponents by the two-footed kick he copied from kangaroos, died Wednesday in New York. He was 101, probably making him the oldest professional wrestler, according to wrestling publications.

He weighed 220 pounds, stood 5 feet 3 inches and boasted moves that included the flying head butt and the airplane spin.

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Notes from the Spamorama

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The Dowbrigade is getting to be a regular over at MIT’s Stata Center, attending events which are completely over our head but somehow more entertaining than staying home and watching Roswell reruns on the SciFi Channel. It’s twisted exterior and only slightly more subtle interior askewedness are starting to grow on us.

On Friday it was the 2007 Spam Conference, billed as a smorgasbord of "Spam, Phishing and Other Cybercrimes". Nestled among cryptic sessions on SMTP Multiplex throttling and SPF and Symmetric DNS, we were surprised to find on the agenda a couple of speakers who we knew and who, despite being very, very smart spoke a dialect of English we could understand, most of the time.

First, Jessica Baumgart spoke on Blog Spam, a topic the Dowbrigade has become somewhat familiar with lately. As readers will discover shortly, the Dowbrigade is about to be ignominiously uprooted from our squatter’s perch on an obscure branch of Harvard’s Manila Blog Server, because said server has been rendered inoperable, unreliable and unprotectable from pernicious blog spam.

We hope to be back online with a new and improved Dowbrigade News at this same internet address, but composed on a new blogging platform (WordPress) within a matter of hours after the migration, but early reports from early migrators are mixed. Some report few problems and are happily blogging away on their new platforms. Others have disappeared down digital black holes, never to be heard from again. A future posting will explain the migration more fully.

But back to j! She explained that blog spam takes two main forms, comment spam and trackback spam. Both are designed to create links back to a clients web site, boosting it in search engine results and other rankings. We learned that the far majority of this spam is generated by robots or automated programs, and that spammers have grown adept in creating multiple new blogs on free blogging servers for the express purpose of collecting these artificial links by the thousands.

These spam blogs are called, somewhat inevitably, "splogs". According to j, these had begun to spring up on the Harvard Manila Server, on which one needs not only a password but an email address in the harvard.edu in order to activate a new blog!

video of Jessica’s session

The next session featured Amanda Watlington, the search marketing guru. We enjoy listening to Amanda because she always makes us think of things we hadn’t considered before, even about topics we have been spending quite a lot of time trying to figure out.

She started her presentation by giving us the historical perspective, going back to the birth of spam in the 80′s. She spoke about the false dichotomy between black hats and white hats, and the nascent field of search marketing. It is a fine line between legitimate efforts on behalf of clients to increase their internet visibility and searchability, and a slew of questionable practices which fall under the pox-infested blanket of "spamming" . Extremely elucidating.

video of Amanda’s presentation

Most of those attending, of course, were avowedly of the "White Hat" camp, that is, they were looking for better ways to combat spam. However, it would be naive to think that an open conference of that nature would not be infiltrated by a few representatives of the other side.

One slightly shady individual, simultaneously a bit slicker and a bit seedier that the run-of-the-mill geeks in attendance, noting that statistics show that 98% of search engine users never look further than as far down the first screen of search results they can see without scrolling, asked the profound in unanswerable question, "What right does Google have to decide what people find when they are looking for absolutely anything?"

Spam Conference web page with video of the presentations

CNET article about the Spam Conference