Those Misleading Traffic Stats
phantom hits?
“But, Baby, you know I love you — look at all those page-hits I’ve been sending your weblog!”
See the FTC Policy Statement on Deception (“the Commission will find deception if there is a representation, omission or practice that is likely to mislead the consumer acting reasonably in the circumstances, to the consumer’s detriment”); and FTC Policy Statement Regarding Advertising Substantiation (“Objective claims for products or services represent explicitly or by implication that the advertiser has a reasonable basis supporting these claims. These representations of substantiation are material to consumers.”)
As is explained at MarketingTerms.com, a hit is a ”Request of a file from a Web server.”
The term “hit” is perhaps the most misused term in online marketing, mistakenly used to mean unique visitors, visits, page views, or all of the above. A hit is merely a request for a file from a Web server. A request for a Web page counts as a hit, but so does a request for a graphic on a Web page. Since the number of graphics per page can vary considerably, hits mean very little for comparison purposes.
“[P]lacing too much importance on page views and unique visitors is folly. Some analysts believe an over-reliance on those types of statistics contributed to flooding the e-commerce world with businesses destined to failure. (E-Commerce Times, Lies, Damned Lies, and Unique Visitors, June 21, 2000)
update (Sept. 10, 2005): For several months now, I’ve been using two (free) services that
count “unique visitors.” It appears that actual visitors are about 50% of my “page loads,”
and tend to be 6 to 10 percent of “hits” measured by my webserver.
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Over two decades have passed since I drove around DC and Northern Virginia in my aging VW Rabbit singing “Lawyers in Love,” smiling at the adolescent double entendre of “