homework from prof. b
I haven’t had law school homework for almost thirty years — and I sure didn’t
plan on doing any over Memorial Day Weekend. But, our favorite supplicant,
Professor Bainbridge, left me an assignment. If it’s not optional, it better be
extra-credit.
Steve and Sam and the gang are probably already tooling down a
West Coast highway, in search of gourmet food and fine wine, secure in the
knowledge that Bainbridge fanatics are filling that e-tip jar and clicking through
on all those weblog ads. Meanwhile, I’m looking at microwave popcorn and a
$4 bottle of Chilean merlot bottled in Slovenia for my evening.
Hopefully, in a world where law professors are making the rules, recycling your
own work doesn’t count as plagiarism. So, my research will start here:
- me and my “pal” professor B
- tears for the mendicant professor
- getting kinky — a cuban cigar and Prof. B
After that, I’ve got to hope inspiration strikes and that Steve’s an easy-grader — he
does get good student evaluations, doesn’t he?
begging at my gate
the geese lose
weight
a beggar child
walking and flying
a kite
even the beggar
has a favorite
wrestler
Kobayashi Issa, translated by D.G.Lanoue
from dagosan
holidaytrafficjam
– goslings goose gander
glide downstream
staring at the dessert cart –
four lovely coeds
at the next table
Click here for a photo of dagosan and his inspiration, Mama.G,
taken Mother’s Day 2005.
[May 27, 2005]
potluck
about the “destructive craziness the trial lawyers are up to.” That sent
me to my dictionary, where I learned that the noun “jot” comes from
the Greek word iota and means an “i” (thus, the tiniest letter). Meanwhile,
a “tittle” is the dot over an “i”. Walter, I like your website, but I’d settle
for just the m-’n'-m’s of litigiousness.
George Wallace wonders whether the ’60’s are now officially over. See why.
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