. . . no, not Schumer or Hatch or any other members of the Senate Judiciary
Committee. An ad in Metroland (”the alternative newspaper of the NY Capital
Region”) suggests that wives may wish to muzzle their Mr. [Always] Right.
“muzzleMate!s”
The ad (see it full-sized here), proclaims:
MUZZLE HIM!
It could happen to anyone; you
married a know-it-all!
When you just can’t take it any
more, reach for your MuzzleMate!
Then, sit back and enjoy the silence!
I know a lot of wives who might want this item and even more husbands
your browser will only get you a “page cannot be found” message. Now,
offers you an ingenious and safe way to clean a dirty bore — the original
MuzzleMate, a clamp-on firearm splatter shield. [Of course, Evan's ever-
patient Andrea would never want either of these products.]
If you’re feeling frustrated or guilty, a few senryu about married life
from Tom Clausen should help make things better:
my wife admits
she is not perfect,
but is glad I am
on the wall
Jesus on the cross
above her side of the bed
she’s waited up …
to have some last words
with me
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