f/k/a . . .

November 30, 2005

dr. spock we’re not

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:41 pm

We don’t claim to be practicing Eclectics around here (unlike some weblawgers). 

However, we cover a lot of territory and, this morning, Yahoo!’s Search engine made

one of our posts the #2 result for the query how to make a two year old behave>.

It celebrated the 2nd anniversary of Prof. Bainbridge’s weblog.   Of course, we always

love such unexpected referrals.  Nonetheless, this is a sad commentary on the state

of child care instruction on the internet, and/or on search engine accuracy.  

 


 

You see, although our post did indeed have information on how to make a two-year-old

behave, not one of the other 9 results in the top 10 was even vaguely about that issue. 

(I didn’t look any deeper on the list.)  For example, #1 concerned Year 2000 computer

problems; #3 was about selling burgers, and #4 about two-year colleges.


tiny check In case you have a two-year-old and are in need of a refresher course,

we noted last September that: “The experts advise an escalating response

when two-year-olds behave badly — Distraction, Separation, Explanation,

Compromise, and (only if he’s likely to hurt himself) Punishment.

Our Honored Guest Tom Clausen knows far more on this topic, so

let’s see what he can teach us with an extended lesson from Homework

(2000), his insightful look look at domesticity:

 

 


cleaning the poop out
    his little Superman
          underpants




 





home from work …
the little one brings me
an empty wine bottle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



playing a childs game
    I learn all
     his rules


 

 

 

seesaw


losing control of my son
    - and myself



 

 

 

 


all through
his temper tantrum
her calm









our son spills his milk,
   not an iota
of reaction from him



 

 

 

 

 


telling her its time
for a diaper change:
   “I did not”



 

 


how could I have known
our children, precious
as they are,
would drive us
to such brinks?

 

 



 







couch

 



in the next room
our children peacefully asleep
     - we do nothing

 

 

 

 

 

 







evening star…
she sleeps with the lion’s tail
in her little hand

 

 

 

 

 


I watch my children
joyfully little and innocent
of everything ahead -
       too much I know
       too much to tell

 

“spiltwine” Tom Clausen
           from Homework (2000)

 

 

 




crinkling

when she’s restless –

the two-year old’s plastic sheets

 

                dagosan 

 

p.s. Talk about variety: Yesterday, our post just ing-ing around was the

#2 result in a Google Search for distinguishing participle from gerund>.

We are not, however, ready for a snap quiz on that topic.

 

 

 

dr. spock we’re not

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:41 pm

We don’t claim to be practicing Eclectics around here (unlike some weblawgers). 

However, we cover a lot of territory and, this morning, Yahoo!’s Search engine made

one of our posts the #2 result for the query how to make a two year old behave>.

It celebrated the 2nd anniversary of Prof. Bainbridge’s weblog.   Of course, we always

love such unexpected referrals.  Nonetheless, this is a sad commentary on the state

of child care instruction on the internet, and/or on search engine accuracy.  

 


 

You see, although our post did indeed have information on how to make a two-year-old

behave, not one of the other 9 results in the top 10 was even vaguely about that issue. 

(I didn’t look any deeper on the list.)  For example, #1 concerned Year 2000 computer

problems; #3 was about selling burgers, and #4 about two-year colleges.


tiny check In case you have a two-year-old and are in need of a refresher course,

we noted last September that: “The experts advise an escalating response

when two-year-olds behave badly — Distraction, Separation, Explanation,

Compromise, and (only if he’s likely to hurt himself) Punishment.

Our Honored Guest Tom Clausen knows far more on this topic, so

let’s see what he can teach us with an extended lesson from Homework

(2000), his insightful look look at domesticity:

 

 


cleaning the poop out
    his little Superman
          underpants




 





home from work …
the little one brings me
an empty wine bottle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



playing a childs game
    I learn all
     his rules


 

 

 

seesaw


losing control of my son
    - and myself



 

 

 

 


all through
his temper tantrum
her calm









our son spills his milk,
   not an iota
of reaction from him



 

 

 

 

 


telling her its time
for a diaper change:
   “I did not”



 

 


how could I have known
our children, precious
as they are,
would drive us
to such brinks?

 

 



 







couch

 



in the next room
our children peacefully asleep
     - we do nothing

 

 

 

 

 

 







evening star…
she sleeps with the lion’s tail
in her little hand

 

 

 

 

 


I watch my children
joyfully little and innocent
of everything ahead -
       too much I know
       too much to tell

 

“spiltwine” Tom Clausen
           from Homework (2000)

 

 

 




crinkling

when she’s restless –

the two-year old’s plastic sheets

 

                dagosan 

 

p.s. Talk about variety: Yesterday, our post just ing-ing around was the

#2 result in a Google Search for distinguishing participle from gerund>.

We are not, however, ready for a snap quiz on that topic.

 

 

 

November 29, 2005

the Chamberlain Family: famous for not suing

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 3:34 pm

Just yesterday at Blawg Review #34, Phosita’s Doug Sorocco revealed that 

David Giacalone never ceases to amaze me with the stories he

finds, and this is a gem.”  In a Comment to Doug’s post, I confided that

most of my stories are just picked from the news here in New York’s

Capital Region. 

 

Well, from that very source, comes a story that has gone national, balloonParade

because it seems too amazing to be true: Sarah and Mary Chamberlain were

injured (including a cut on Sarah’s her head needing nine stitches

and a chipped tooth) by a giant M&M balloon during Macy’s Thanks-

giving Day Parade last week.  Nonetheless, despite the sympathetic

case, two deep-pockets defendants, and the Mayor Bloomberg’s 

immediate appointment of a holiday balloon safety task force – her

dad, Stephen Chamberlain, has stated that he does not plan to sue

Macy’s or New York City.  According to the Albany[NY] Times Union,

Mr. Chamberlain (staff director for the New York State Public Employees

Federation) stated:


“It was an accident,” . . . The close-knit family feels extremely

lucky, he said. “Looking to profit from something like this” borders

on dishonesty, Chamberlain said.

Asked whether they should sue, Suzanne Chamberlain, mother of Sarah and

her bruised older sister Mary, added “What for? They’re OK. And that’s

the most important thing”Albany Times Union, “Sisters cope with their

accidental fame,” Nov. 26, 2005; NYNewsDay, “They still love a parade,” Nov. 25,

2005; via Overlawyered.com

 


balloonParadeN  Their refreshing and surprising lack of litigiousness has garnered

the family more publicity and plaudits than they could have ever imagined.

Macy’s treated the family to a performance of the Rockettes and promised

reserved bleacher seats for next year’s parade.  Many tv shows and news-

papers have wanted interviews.  And, Sarah got her wish — to be on the

Ellen DeGeneres Show, which airs today, Nov. 29th, on CBS, at

4 PM EST.  (WRGB.com, “More exposure of Chamberlain sisters,” Nov. 29,

2005)  Meanwhile Walter Olson’s weblog fans seem a bit incredulous, but

would like to nominate the Chamerlains for sainthood.

 


tiny check If the Chamberlains start a trend, there will be

more p/i lawyers being laid off (see RiskProf, “Hey,

Whaddaya Know?,” Nov. 29, 2005)  Of course, attitudes

like this are even more likely to lead to associates

losing their jobs.

 

instant update (Nov. 29, 4 PM):  A pointer at Overlawyered just led me to a very

good column by NY Daily News columnist Michael Daly: Greed Didn’t Suit Him 

(Nov. 27, 2005).  Daly invites us to compare Stephen Daly’s attitude to an


                                                                                          subwayN

“. . advertisement in the lead car of an uptown No. 2 train 

that rumbled directly underfoot yesterday morning.

 

Accidents happen. And when they do … INJURYLAWYER.COM …

1-800-LAW-KING … Recent settlements: $10 million, $6.25 million,

$2.5 million, $2million*

Daly advises: “The father’s words should be inscribed on a plaque and affixed to the

base of the pole, memorializing a place in the city where a mishap occurred and nobody

went to court.”

 

 

 

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birthday balloons the one that doesn’t burst

 


 



 


 


autumn wind –

trying to keep myself

under my hat

 

 


    from Upstate Dim Sum  (2005/I)

 

 

 

 

leaves flying

 

 

 

 

 







fierce wind

street sweeper has

another coffee

 

 

statues in the square

the raised hand of the war hero

fills with snow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the anger from work

in my son’s birthday balloons

 

 






the gull with one leg       soaring

 

George Swede from 


 

 




in the freezer, 

three starter snowmen –

cloudless sky

 

       dagosan

 

 

                                                                                                 tv

 

November 28, 2005

that narrow place

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:18 pm






the narrow place

between my neck and my collar

November wind

 

 

 

 

 

 

prairie wind

snow fills the mouth

of the badger hole

 

 

 

 








homemade bread

a pound of butter

softens by the stove

 

 

 

 

egg shell haiku  DeVar Dahlfrom A Piece of Egg Shell

 an anthology  (Magpie Haiku Poets, Calgary, 2004)

“homemade bread” – WHC World Haiku Review  3-2;

“the narrow place” - Snapshot Press Haiku Calendar 2003

 

 

potluck


tiny check  Thanks to my StatCounter Keyword Activity page , I learned that

f/k/a posts were the #1 result today for search engine queries on man wink> ,

blind date boomers> and  democratic morality>.   That inspired us to update

our Inadvertent Searchee page, where you can find out the details about all

three searches, and many more. 

 


goose   Will Hornsby notes that the reaction to the Pape & Chandler

800-PIT BULL decision goes from “critical to scathing” — and he wonders

Are Cute Puppies Okay?  (Nov. 26, 2005)

 



baby-boomers’

blind date 

blossoms past their peak   

 


     dagosan

                                                                                                     breadwine neg

 

the so-called “war on christmas” — and chicken little, too

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 1:40 pm

There they go again: the most powerful religious group in America is feeling persecuted, exiled and offended, because some local governmental units are displaying “Holiday Trees” and some retail stores are wishing customers a “Happy Holiday Season.” See “Boston ‘holiday tree’ stirs controversy,” Reuters/USNews (Nov.25, 2005); The article “Is there a ‘war on Christmas?“, Austin American Journal, Nov. 27, 2005), begins:

Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly believes the greeting

“Happy Holidays” offends Christians celebrating the Christmas season.

 

KCAn

 

“It absolutely does. And I know that for a fact,” he declared on his cable television program, “The O’Reilly Factor.”

This alleged secularist conspiracy has even left Prof. Bainbridge unable to exercise his customary analytical faculties, as he wonders why a city might have a “Holiday Tree” (some of his Commentors do a good job of helping Steve understand the issue). Prof. B. is even raising the issue three weeks earlier than last year (see good for Arnold, Dec. 20, 2004) At the time, f/k/a’s Editor opined (Dec. 21, 2004):

 

 

I won’t let all those who are irked by Generic Holiday Greetings [e.g., Ken Lammers, Prof. B.] keep me from wanting all Americans to celebrate this Season without feeling religiously incorrect, compromised or left out. . . . .

This weblog has never been reluctant to poke fun at extremes of politically correct language. But, attempts to make this Holiday Season — clearly the most important celebration for our nation — all-inclusive do not seem silly to me, regardless of the Constitutional dimensions of the debate. Indeed, shopping sprees and Santa suits have done far more to “take the Christ out of Christmas” than a slew of First Amendment law suits could ever do.

WarOnXmasN Instead of chilling out and wishing good will to all humans, evangelical and conservative “Christians” have mounted a war of their own. Besides Bill O’Reilly telling folks they should be offended, Fox News anchor John Gibson came out with the book The War on Christmas in October. And,

The Conservative Voice says you should “Read, consider and act upon it!” (Its columnist, Michael J. Gaynor, complains that the front windows at Sax 5th Avenue “focused on concepts like unity, harmony and beauty.

Nothing about Christmas.”)

 

Meanwhile, Rev. Jerry Falwell is threatening lawsuits over arboreal nomenclature, and The Liberty Counsel has mounted the rather non-inclusive “Friend or FoeChristmas Campaign. In his column “Friend or Foe of Christmas,” Rick Holmes says in reply (MetroWestDaily News, Nov. 27, 2005):

Pity the poor person at the cash register. A friendly greeting has become a step onto the thin ice of political correctness: What should she say at the end of every transaction: “Merry Christmas,” or “Happy Holidays”? . . . .

Falwell’s agenda isn’t about protecting the traditional place of religion in American culture, it’s about expanding it and claiming it for themselves.

They don’t want to educate people about the First Amendment, they want to intimidate people into acknowledging Christianity as America’s only legitimate religion.

They want that store cashier to say “Merry Christmas” or feel guilty about not saying it. What’s next, mandatory prayer at the checkout?

KCAg Naturally, in any American War, there are bumper stickers and magnets — such as the “Keep Christmas Alive” Campaign. Their proganda machine is busy with broadsides like Why all the Christophobia at Christmas? I have no illusions about changing anyone’s mind. Here are a few not-so-random

thoughts:

tiny check Despite the protestation of Phillip D. Powell, a member of the Harvard-Radcliffe Christian Fellowship — who says, “This is the Christmas season, and Dec. 25 is Christmas, not some general feel-good day of celebration” — there actually is a very lengthy holiday season in the United States. It starts at least as early as Thanksgiving and continues at least through New Year’s Day, with related “shopping seasons” extended on either end of the period. (e.g., Dong Zhi, Kwanza, Hanukkah, and Diwali) Some of these feasts are clearly non-religious, many are surely non-Christian, and some of the Christian ones are not Christmas. Just why in the name of America and God should a municipality, much less a department store, have to lump them all together under the rubric of “Christmas”?

 

WarOnXmas nope

 

tiny check Although Mr. Gaynor at the Conservative Voice believes it’s relevant that “America’s greatest chief justice, John Marshall, proclaimed in 1833: ‘The American population is entirely Christian, and with us Christianity and Religion are identified,” I believe it is more relevant that there are now many non-Christians, ex-Christians and secularists in 2005 America. The government is not required to do everything it can, short of breaking the First Amendment, on behalf of Christianity.

 

tiny check Those who know the Bible better than I will have to tell me why the Jesus who “entered into the temple of God, and drove out all of those who sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the money changers’ tables and the seats of those who sold the doves,” and who protected the Gentile pilgrims (Matthew 21-12), would want “His” people wasting their time on the naming of decorations and the wording of good wishes, rather than working to reverse the universal connection in America of His birth with the most crass commercialism and greed. (see, e.g., CBS3 [Philadelphia.], Local Shoppers Back At It,” Nov. 26, 2005; Bloomberg, “Weekend Sales Jump 22% to $27.8 Billion,” Nov. 27, 2005)

 

JesusMoney orig.

 

tiny check Likewise, the Right and the self-proclaimed Saved correctly fault the Left (for example, feminists) for too-often looking for reasons to be offended. Why, then, do the same thing and turn the season of Good Will Toward All into a nasty part of the culture wars? If you want to pre-empt a clerk saying “Happy Holidays,” why not wear a “Merry Christmas” button on your lapel rather than a “you talkin’ to me?!” chip on your shoulder?

 

ChickenLittle2005 Finally, if the religious Right wants to aim its paranoia at a more appropriate target, I suggest Chicken Little. Just why is Hollywood trying to turn an obviously false prophet into a hero? And, why are they using such a stinky flick? As if we’re going to believe there are celestial beings with super-human powers that would come to earth and take dominion over mankind.

 

 

lips and tongues

traditional Christmas

papercuts

 

 

tsunami on tv — ChickenLittleN

our children awash

in christmas gifts

dagosan

from second thoughts (2005)

November 27, 2005

“simply senryu”

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 9:02 pm

Demonstrating his typical excess, dagosan decided

to start two daily weblogs today.  In addition to


describing it as:


david giacalone’s daily look at the foibles

and ironies of human nature, using poems

structured like haiku and called “senryu”

Click here for a brief discussion of the senryu genre.

 

fence painter

 

As we said earlier this evening, when announcing his

haiku diary, you’re encouraged to visit simply senryu for

a daily dollop of senryu.  Please do not expect dagosan

to punch a clock — he posts whenever the Muse has done

her work.  For your convience, there’s a link to simply senryu 

in our Sidebar.



tiny check Editors of haiku journals who do not wish to

see new dagosan (david giacalone) poems before they

are submitted for possible publication, should probably


Everybody else should stop by often.

 

 

waiting undressed

to meet the new doctor –

cold feet

 

           dagosan

            from second thoughts (2005)

 

 

 

checked box neg  Don’t forget there’s a Thanksgiving gift for all our
visitors — haiku brochures from dagosan.

 

“simply senryu”

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 9:02 pm

Demonstrating his typical excess, dagosan decided

to start two daily weblogs today.  In addition to


describing it as:


david giacalone’s daily look at the foibles

and ironies of human nature, using poems

structured like haiku and called “senryu”

Click here for a brief discussion of the senryu genre.

 

fence painter

 

As we said earlier this evening, when announcing his

haiku diary, you’re encouraged to visit simply senryu for

a daily dollop of senryu.  Please do not expect dagosan

to punch a clock — he posts whenever the Muse has done

her work.  For your convience, there’s a link to simply senryu 

in our Sidebar.



tiny check Editors of haiku journals who do not wish to

see new dagosan (david giacalone) poems before they

are submitted for possible publication, should probably


Everybody else should stop by often.

 

 

waiting undressed

to meet the new doctor –

cold feet

 

           dagosan

            from second thoughts (2005)

 

 

 

checked box neg  Don’t forget there’s a Thanksgiving gift for all our
visitors — haiku brochures from dagosan.

 

“dagosan’s haiku diary” is launched

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:46 pm

Our post yesterday about the blossoming of daily haiku weblogs

inspired dagosan to start one of his own today.  

 

boy writing flip  If you have liked his work here, you’re encouraged to

visit dagosan’s haiku diary for a new haiku each day.  As at f/k/a,

do not expect dagosan to punch a clock — he posts when the Muse

has done her work.  For future use, you’ll find a link to dhd in our Sidebar.

 


tiny check From now on, the daily dagosan feature here

at f/k/a will showcase his vintage/select/classic

[older] works.

 

tiny check  Editors of haiku journals who do not wish to

see new dagosan (david giacalone) haiku before they

are submitted for possible publication, should probably

avoid dagosan’s haiku diary.  Everybody else should

come early and often.

 

 

teeth gritted

writing

today’s haiku

 

     dagosan

 

 

 

gas pump g potluck


tiny check  Got holiday agita?   Somebody with post-Thanksgiving

indigestion had this query how to remove gas pain?> for

Yahoo! Search.   Of the 3 million results, the first two were

for the f/k/a post “gas pain?”   Sadly, they won’t get much

relief there, unless they’re worried about high gas prices or 

getting better mileage. 

 

 





Sunday morning

looking up the word

from my dream

 

 

 

 

 

 





     deadline approaches

  my nose drips

faster

 

 

 

“waspg”

 

 

 

 

stifled laugh:

   a November wasp

      rousing itself

 

 

 

 




revising poems,

a third cup of tea

from the same bag

 

 

 


from “Some of the Silence  (Red Moon Press,1999) 

 

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