Residents of the New York Capital Region got to see images of our
perspective this week. Instead of watching the staged tv commercials,
or reading their full-page phonebook ad in the comfort of our homes, we
got to see news cameras pan in on a mountain of upside-down Heavy-
Hitters ads — staring up from the back cover of thousands of new, but
never delivered, Verizon Superpages phone books. CapitalNews9 [Albany,
“Fire Fighters responding to a brushfire in Rensselaer County
find more than just flames — Close by, tens of thousands of
phone books that should have been delivered, instead dumped
in the middle of the woods. . . . Not only is the Department of
Environmental Conservation investigating…. now Verizon is trying
to track down who’s responsible for skipping out on the job.”
Fox23 also noted that each copy of the Verizon phone book costs $2.50 to
produce. It quotes Brian Houle, owner of Brianne’s Flowers and Gifts Boutique,
whose ad appears in the dumped phone books. He aptly notes: “if I wanted to
advertise to hunters, I’d have put it in a hunting magazine.”
The Troy Record stated that ”Authorities received unconfirmed reports that a
white Dodge Ram pickup truck drove into the woods carrying a palette of phone
books. Our local NBC affiliate, WNYT13, added yesterday that:
“Debbie Johnson of Verizon says three people from the area dumped
the books in Raymertown and in Spiegeltown. The people, she says,
were hired by the distribution vendor, DDA. The phone books, which
were dumped and some set on fire, were supposed to be delivered in
Troy. Johnson says Verizon plans to conduct an audit to make sure
no advertisers or customers are left without books. The company does
not have the names of those arrested yet.”
I suspect that the culprits will be named in newscasts very soon. Some Troy
residents may not have minded missing their third new telephone book of the
month (see our prior post from March 9). Nonetheless, I bet a lot of the adver-
tisers are itching for someone to sue. Aren’t they lucky they have a bunch of
Heavy Hitters who should be among the most aggrieved yellow-pages advertisers.
Maybe we’ll soon see just how hard Martin, Harding & Mazzotti can hit.
“heavyHittersMHM”
without consent
my old sneakers
in the trash
vivid dreams
the din of a garbage truck
drives you away
distant thunder
the home run hitter
drops a bunt
To get serious for a moment, let’s return to our earlier topic
Is it in some way deceptive or unfair to consumers for a law firm to
call itself a “Heavy Hitter,” as attorney advertising regulataors in Nev-
Jonathan G. Stein does. Stein also worries about the profession’s image
and his ability to get a jury picked that is not biased against plaintiffs’
lawyers. We give consumers (and jurors) more credit than that. Con-
sumers know when they are seeing an advertising persona or gimmick.
They don’t think Glen Lerner in Nevada actually spins inside tornados,
nor that Mssrs. Martin & Harding float around construction sites.
that any more understandable, meaningful, verifiable than the Heavy
Hitter slogan? Is it more or less likely than “Heavy Hitters” to make
consumers cynical about lawyers and their intentions?
“BathTubG” potluck
about the Early Bather Lawsuit, which was brought by dutiful son
marketing director for Smith’s firm, Holland & Hart. It’s called Leader-
ship for Lawyers.
Suz had an earlier piece on the case (Feb. 22, 2006), with the sub- 
headline: “The Law is Not An Ass, But No Thanks to Some Lawyers.”
The hearing in this case is set for next Wednesday, March 22. If
anyone hears about a settlement, please let us know.
unrung phone
she won’t stop
leaving me alone
“verizonDumped”
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Thanks to the magic of baby-boomer memory lapses,
this post from a year ago today is as fresh as ever
for me:
Caesar Bust [Sandro Vannini/Corbis]
Things I probably used to know but learned again today:
History tells us that Julius Caesar was killed 2049 [ed. note:
you'll have to do the calculating this year] years ago, on the
ides of March, 44 B.C. Despite Ceasar’s fate, Wikipedia says
that the ides (which fell on either the 13 or 15th of the month) were
considered auspicious, and traditionally corresponded with the
full moon (a favorite of haiku lovers and other romantics).
Thanks largely to Shakespeare’s line, in Julius Caesar, “et tu, Brute?,” the Ides of March is now associated with treachery by a friend. So, this might be a good day to practice and express your loyalty to those who merit it.
I learned a couple interesting things about the Roman calendar and the notion of fasti, clicking around Wikipedia today. It appears that legal activities could only take place on certain days (dies fasti), while “dies nefasti” were days, designated N on the calendar, on which the courts could not sit, for various religious reasons, and dies endotercissus, designated EN, were days when legal actions were permitted on half of the day only. Does this give Walter Olson any possible reform strategies?
New this year: At NPR this morning, Robert Krulwich commemorates
Ceasar’s dying breath — telling us why chemistry teachers use it as a
teaching tool and believe we will all inhale at least one of Casear’s death-
breath molecules today (along with a molecule from each breath of every-
other human ever on the planet — talk about one-very-poetic-breath).
“Commemorate Caesar: Take a Deep Breath!,” March 15, 2006; audio
available)
the cattails
lose their heads
march wind
…. by Tom Painting from the haiku chapbook piano practice
mid-March thaw –
et tu,
snow buddha?
…….. by dagosan
stiff march wind
the sound
of an airball
…. by Ed Markowski
between Pompey
and Caesar
I place my bookmark
John Stevenson- Some of the Silence (1999)
March wind
wondering how I tied my hair
as a child
Hilary Tann
Upstate Dim Sum (2005/II)
Did you say you wanted a few more poems
from Hilary Tann? Happy to oblige:
morning frost
the slight yielding
of the earth
old boyfriend -
his new wife and I
exchange hugs
road crew -
bright orange jackets
circle the old tree
Hilary Tann Upstate Dim Sum (2005/II)
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