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September 18, 2007

moon cakes and sick chickens

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 12:16 pm

People familiar with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome will know the term “post-exertion malaise,” which refers to a remarkable lack of vitality and energy that often comes after (sometimes a day or two after) being too active. Today’s post-Rochester PEM is just the excuse I needed to keep this weblog post quick and uncontroversial.

On Saturday evening, while at the HSA meeting in Rochester, I had my first moon cake since I was introduced to them by my friend Yu Chang (electrical engineering professor, Schenectadian, backyard culinary and bocce wiz, and venerable haiku poet) two years ago. It got me thinking about the Chinese Mid-Autumn Festival, during which families traditionally celebrate by eating moon cakes, and wondering when that Festival would take place this year. It is customarily celebrated on “the fifteenth day of the eighth moon,” around the time of the autumn equinox. A quick stop at Google News told me the date falls on September 25th this year (and that the Mid-Autumn Festival will be celebrated in Toronto on September 27 and 28).

By coincidence, it was exactly two years ago today that I wrote “families and moon cakes — the Mid-Autumn Festival” here at f/k/a. The post gives a little taste of the history and nature of the Festival. Moon cakes are described at a linked website:

“The round moon cakes, measuring about three inches in diameter and one and a half inches in thickness, resembled Western fruitcakes in taste and consistency. These cakes were made with melon seeds, lotus seeds, almonds, minced meats, bean paste, orange peels and lard. A golden yolk from a salted duck egg was placed at the center of each cake, and the golden brown crust was decorated with symbols of the festival. Traditionally, thirteen moon cakes were piled in a pyramid to symbolize the thirteen moons of a ‘complete year,’ that is, twelve moons plus one intercalary moon.”

[Editor’s note: To be honest, I do not think “Chinese” when I think “great desserts,” and the moon cakes I’ve eaten to date have not changed my mind. I’m sure, nonetheless that, when lovingly made fresh by your own Mother, moon cakes can be a taste delight and source of festive joy. update (Sept. 26, 2007): See “In China, a Moon Cake Makeover: For Mid-Autumn Festival, Bakers Replace Traditional Fillings With Trendier Fare,” Washington Post, Sept. 26, 2007 (hat tip to Roberta Beary)]

If you are a hard-news fanatic who prefers your f/k/a with a dash of current-events, let me point you to today’s Bloomberg Report, China Closes Poultry Markets to Contain Bird Flu (Sept. 18, 2007), which quotes Zhou Bohua, director of China’s State Administration of Industry and Commerce, who explained that China has closed live poultry markets in major cities and in parts of the country where avian flu has been detected to contain the spread of the disease, the director of industry and commerce said today. The poultry shortage might put a crimp in some Festival activities, but those worried about the safety of other Chinese foods got some good news about moon cakes:

Separately, Zhou said 99 percent of moon cakes tested in China passed the country’s safety and quality standards. Moon cakes, filled with a sweet paste made from red beans and lotus seeds, are usually consumed to mark the Mid Autumn festival in September on the Lunar calendar.

“We now need to make sure that 100 percent of the moon cakes stay within their shelf life and carry certificates of production,” Zhou said today without elaborating.

According to ChinaVoc.com, “People in different parts of China have different ways to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.” Here’s where I’d like to be:

In Guangzhou in South China, a huge lantern show is a big attraction for local citizens. Thousands of differently shaped lanterns are lit, forming a fantastic contrast with the bright moonlight.

    Moon lanterns at Beijing’s Lugou Bridge [larger, in color, from WashPost, by China Photos/Getty Images]

Here, reprised from our 2005 posting, are three poems from Yu Chang that help set the tone for the Mid-Autumn Festival:

cutting the moon cake
just like my mother
Mid Autumn Festival

overseas phone call
we talk about
the moon

full moon time to go home ChinaMoonN

………………………………… by yu chang
“cutting the moon cake” – Upstate Dim Sum 2002/I
“overseas phone call” – Upstate Dim Sum 2004/I
‘full moon’ – Upstate Dim Sum 2001/II

A highlight for me of the HSA Meeting was getting to spend time with and around poet Tom Clausen. Tom is often celebrated for his depiction of family life. Here are two recent senryu by him from Simply Haiku and two tanka from his 2006 publication Growing Late:

over an hour now
she’s tried
different shoes

when she’s not looking
I switch
forks

so many chances
in a day
to say something to you
but here it is
growing late

everywhere I see signs
of life and death
in the balance —
how good my feet feel
out of their shoes

………………….. by Tom Clausen
“so many chances” & “everywhere”- “Growing Late” (Snapshots Press, 2006, order form)
“over an hour now” & “when she’s not looking” – Simply Haiku (Autumn 2007, senryu)

autumn equinox–
biting into
the last moon cake

…………. by dagosan

September 17, 2007

there’s no busyness like blawg busyness

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 9:32 pm

Going four days without a nap (while communing with haikuists, nature, and relatives, in Rochester, NY) has left the entire f/k/a Gang in a state of severe hammock deprivation and suspended concatenation. Lucky for you, Anita Campbell of Small Business Trends weblog has been weaving together a list of recent weblawg articles of interest to small business persons and little-old busy-bodies, for this week’s Blawg Review #126. If you’re looking for something interesting to read, head over to Anita’s place (after finishing this post, of course).

To explain why her business website is hosting a lawyer weblog roundup, Anita has opined previously that “businesspeople can be better at business by learning more about the law. And lawyers can benefit from knowing more about business. Armed with knowledge, we are all better off.” She also appears to believe that lawyers have more creative blog names than their entrepeneurial counterparts. Among other fascinating recent blawg posts, Ms. Campbell points to pieces on:

Blawg Review #126 even has a link to f/k/a‘s recent discussion of the Dangers of Alternative Billing Methods (which has attracted some heated Comments – and responses), for which we are most grateful.

Prof. Yabut wants to get to bed, and haikuEsq wants to change the subject, as we close this breathless non-posting:

city park
neon signs & fireflies
in sync

sunday school lesson…
a young boy counts
his ribs

…………………………………… by ed markowski
“city park” – Mainichi Daily News, August 13, 2007 (#698)
“sunday school lesson” – Simply Haiku (senryu section, Summer 2007, vol 5 no 2)

And, one more from ed written today: napHammock

season’s end
every pennant on the stadium roof
pointing south

September 16, 2007

introducing Sarah Painting

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 7:47 pm

As I mentioned in this morning’s update to my posting on the Haiku Society of America’s annual meeting in Rochester, NY, I had the great pleasure yesterday of meeting Sarah Painting at last night’s haiku-sharing session. Sarah is the nine-year-old daughter of f/k/a‘s Honored Guest Poet Tom Painting, of Rochester. She read five of her poems to the assembled audience of haiku poets and charmed us all. This morning, she accompanied her dad, when he led seven other haiku poets on a ginko (a haiku-inspiring walk or tour) at the spectacular Mt. Hope Cemetery (more from wikipedia), and was kind enough to say that I could share two of her poems with f/k/a‘s audience. Here are two that I first heard last night:

summer evening girlSliding
a hot dog smell

on the breeze

.

.

funeral home
a girl comforts
her mom’s cry

……………………………. by sarah painting (9-years old, Rochester, NY, 2007)

Watching her interact with her father (who teaches creative writing at the Rochester School for the Arts), it was clear that her poems are her own, with Tom asking [non-leading] questions that allow Sarah to think about the content and form of the poems she creates — while encouraging her love of the genre and the process of writing. Sarah also indicated that she may want to enter the world of haiku publishing and editing herself. She asked each of the ginko participants to send her a poem (either inspired by today’s walk or previously written), and has offered to put them into a small “chapbook” that will be produced and sent to each of us. A great offer and an excellent memento of our excellent end-of-summer haiku walk. So, when we hear the name Painting and haiku in the same sentence, we’ll all be asking “Tom or Sarah?”

HSALogo p.s. Jerome Cushman and Michael Ketchek of the Rochester Area Haiku Group were the judges for this year’s Nicholas A. Virgilio Memorial Haiku Competition, which is a contest from HSA for students in grades 7 through 12. Click the link to see the quality haiku from kids just a few of years older than Sarah.

update (June 3, 2008): See “good haiku by kids” for two more pomes by Sarah.

September 14, 2007

off to the HSA annual meeting

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 2:34 pm

update (Sept. 16, 2007): Breaking news from the HSA Annual Meeting: The Executive Committee voted on its slate of candidates to hold Association positions in 2008. It’s a great group of haiku poets and advocates, with North Carolina’s Lenard D. Moore at the top of the slate, for HSA President. f/k/a Honored Guest Tom Painting is nominated for 1st Vice President, and Paul Miller (a/k/a paul m) to continue as Treasurer.

SwedeGeorge Of special interest to all haiku poets, “our very own” George Swede has been nominated by the Committee to replace John Stevenson as editor of Frogpond, HSA’s journal. George’s inspired haiku and senryu have enhanced too many f/k/a postings to even try to count them. As a professor in Toronto (he’s recently and blissfully retired), George was an expert on the psychology of creativity. Two oft-repeated favorites of mine:

at the height
of the argument the old couple
pour each other tea

The beetle I righted
flies straight into
a cobweb

I had a great time yesterday at the Meeting and related meals. A highlight was meeting Sarah Painting, a delightful young lady, who was the only 9-year-old to read original poems at the evening session, and who also inspired the following poem several years ago by her dad, Tom:

winter hike
the baby’s breath
warms my neck

I bet she was the star of this favorite of mine, too (but she won’t make that mistake again):

the toddler
runs to third base
first

No long-winded punditry from the f/k/a Gang this weekend (I promise). At most, I’ll be posting rushed out-of-town quickies from Rochester, New York — the city where I was born, but which I deserted for the likes of Washington, D.C. and Schenectady, NY, over the past four decades. There are two good reasons for me to be in my old hometown this weekend: first, is to celebrate my parents’ 60th wedding anniversary (see yesterday’s post); and the second is to attend the 3rd Quarter/annual meeting of the Haiku Society of America.

The City of Rochester‘s official website currently boasts of studies that have named the city “Best for Quality of Life” (metro areas of one million or more) and “6th Best Place to Live” in America. But, the HSA meeting is not being held there in order to take advantage of its amenities, nor because our Canadian haijin friend can merely take the (aborted) Toronto-Rochester fast ferry across Lake Ontario to get to Lilac City. We’re going to Rochester because the good folk in the newly-organized Rochester Area Haiku Group — poets like Jerome Cushman, Michael Ketchek and Deanna Thiefenthal — said they were willing to do the hard work it takes to put on such a meeting (despite the inherent danger of haiku wars that accompanies the gathering of strong-willed artists and genre ideologues).

HSALogo .. I’m looking forward to meeting lots of haiku poets who I have admired from afar the past few years, including some of our f/k/a Honored Guests who I haven’t met yet, like Rochester’s own Tom Painting. Seeing Pamela Miller Ness again will be a treat, and Tom Clausen, too, plus my bocce and burritos buddy, John Stevenson, and hopefully many more.

Just Fell Off the Haiga Truck” (Sept. 14, 2007) To celebrate my attendance at the 2007 HSA Annual Meeting, I’ve mocked up a little two-sided, one-page, trifold brochure called “Just Fell Off the Haiga Truck.” It is filled with haiku and senryu that I originally wrote for haiga created using my brother Arthur’s photography (and occasionally Mama G’s). The hope is that the poems will stand up on their own, as haiga poetry should. The brochure can be printed out if you click on the link above. It contains thumbnail images and hyperlinks to more than a dozen haiga.

haiku party . . .
I’ll cut
and you choose

……………………………. dagosan – similar haiga at MagnaPoetsJf

My car should have pulled away from the curb here in Schenectady at least an hour ago, so I won’t be able to discuss the law-news quickies I had intended to share with you. Maybe I will catch my breath by Sunday evening and practice some breathless punditry. For now, let me merely say:

  • If, like f/k/a, you’re interested in the problems and possibilities that stem from our rapidly graying Bar, check out recent online musing in: THEY LABORED LIKE LIONS AND PRODUCED A MOUSE,” at The Marcus Perspective, saying that the ABA missed the important issues when adderssing mandatory retirement.; the American Lawyer articleDesperately Seeking Seniors: Mandatory retirement policies have split the legal industry, much to the delight of firms that welcome older lawyers;” Rob Millard’s “70″ is the new “50” – Aging in the Professions;” Stephanie West Allen’s “Who are you calling old? With 104 being the new 80, graying doesn’t lead to grazing in some pasture,” at Idealawg; and “Marcus Speaks Out On Mandatory Retirement for Lawyers,” by Tom Collins at More Partner Income. [As usual, there is a great silence on the issue of age-related mental and physical deficiencies that put clients at risk.]
  • Can you explain for me why law schools and similar academic institutions would — unless they intentionally want to acquire or maintain a radical image — consider hiring for their dean a person with controversial political or ideological reputation? See the Volokh Conspiracy and LegalBlogWatch to catch up on the large flap over UC Irvine’s decision to rescind an offer to Erwin Chemerinsky to take over as dean there.

BaseballHaikuCoverN While a large portion of the male middle-age America will be thinking about Major League Baseball standings this weekend (e.g., New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox), I’m hoping to be listening to some stirring reading of baseball haiku in Rochester. Four Upstate New Yorkers who will be there are avid baseball haikuists. Here are a selection of their poems. Many of them are from Baseball Haiku (Cor van den Heuvel and Nanae Tamura, eds., W.W. Norton Press, April 2007):

bases loaded
a full moon clears
the right field fence

all day rain bases loaded
on the playing field
a stray dog

the foul ball
in an empty seat
summer’s end

the sweeping arch
of the pitcher’s curve
summer solstice

. ……………………….. . by Tom Painting

“the foul ball lands,” “all day rain,” “bases loaded” – Baseball Haiku (2007);

“bases loaded” – from the chapbook Piano Practice; “the sweeping arch” – 1st place, Shiki Kukai (June 2007)

extra innings
a runner’s shadow
down the third base line

sting
of the old man’s
fastball

my so-called friends baseballDiamond
send in my sister
to pinch-hit for me

……………………………………………………………………… by John Stevenson
”extra innings” – Quiet Enough, Baseball Haiku
“sting” – Upstate Dim Sum (2005/II)

in the shoe box
attic light from one window
and the creased Willie Mays

full moon just rising baseballDiamond
we recount the best plays
on the drive home

bottom of the 8th
eight determined drunks
get the wave going . . .

from the train window
fans outside the ballpark
before the game

back to back walks . . .
the catcher takes the pitcher
to the top of the moung

…………………………………………….… by Tom Clausen – Baseball Haiku (2007) BaseballHaikuCoverN
“in the shoe box” – orig. pub. Bases Loaded, a renga chapbook
“the foul balls lands”- Modern Haiku 35:2

law office picnic –
the ump consults
his Blackberry

squinting to see him –
another generation
sent to right field

………………… david giacalone – Baseball Haiku (2007)

“squinting to see him” – Roadrunner Haiku Journal (V:4, Nov. 2005; tie Scorpion Prize)

girlSliding p.s. Do not miss “introducing Sarah Painting” (Sept. 17, 2007), which includes two haiku by the terrific-and-prolific 9-year-old.

Patty Wetterling tells “the harm in sex offender laws”

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 9:14 am

 Since the day in 1989, when her son Jacob was kidnapped by a stranger, Patty Wetterling has “been on a journey to find him and to stop this from ever happening to another child, another family.”  She and her husband are co-founders of the Jacob Wetterling Foundation, which works to prevent sexual violence against children.  When Patty Wetterling speaks out against sex offender laws, we should listen.  Here is part of the opening of her op/ed piece  “The harm in sex-offender laws”  from this morning’s Sacramento Bee, (Sept. 14, 2007).

I’m worried that we’re focusing so much energy on naming and shaming convicted sex offenders that we’re not doing as much as we should to protect our children from other real threats.

Many states make former offenders register for life, restrict where they can live, and make their details known to the public. And yet the evidence suggests these laws may do more harm than good.

The piece was written in conjunction with the release of the Report on Wednesday of “No Easy Answers: Sex Offender Laws in the US, by Human Rights Watch (see our post).   It concludes:

   “We need to keep sight of the goal: no more victims. We need to be realistic. Not all sex offenders are the same. Not all sex offenses are the same. We need to ask tougher questions: What can we do to help those who have offended so that they will not do it again? What are the social factors contributing to sexual violence and how can we turn things around? None of us want our loved ones to be victims of sexual violence. None of us want to be the parent or sibling or child of a sex offender. But since the vast majority of sexual assaults are committed by someone known to the family, sexual violence becomes personal very quickly. It affects all of us.

“We need better answers. We need to fund prevention programs that stop sexual violence before it happens. We need to look at what can help those released from prison to succeed so that they don’t victimize again — and that probably means housing and jobs and treatment and community support. Given that current laws are extremely popular, taking truly effective measures may exact a high political price. But that’s surely not too much to pay to prevent the kidnap, rape or murder of another child.”

Here’s the Comment of Rev. David Hess, of The Pastor.net, to Wetterling’s article:

Thank you Patty! I am a member of the Board of Directors of SOhopeful International. We are working with families, citizens and professionals to change the way Megan’s Law and similar legislation mandates the registration, tracking and community notification of non-violent, low risk sex offenders. We are making this effort in order to strengthen the Sex Offender Registry (SOR) and make it more effective, to help it to accomplish what it was originally intended to do.

Many of the current laws are counterproductive. We, like the Jacob Wetterling Foundations, want former offenders to succeed. When they do, our communities are safer. Denying former offenders housing, employment, and stable family lives makes our communities less safe.

We strongly agree that we need to prevent these crimes before they happen. Our hope is that lawmakers will consider such initiatives as http://www.therapy-key.com/

C. David Hess
SOhopeful International

Click this link to find information from JWF on child sexual abuse prevention education.

September 13, 2007

Happy 60th Anniversary to Mama and Papa Giacalone

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 3:05 pm

…. September 13, 1947

Without a doubt, the very best thing about having your parents celebrating their 60th Wedding Anniversary is having your parents here to celebrate that amazing marital milestone. [but see] Yes, I’m blessed. Indeed, my siblings and I, and all the descendents, friends and loved ones of Arthur P. and Connie M. Giacalone are blessed to be able to raise our voices to them with love, gratitude and affection, and with warmest wishes for more of the happiest and healthiest possible times together.

Elsewhere at this webiste, I have posted Art & Connie Giacalone: the first 60 years (Sept. 13, 2007). It’s a display of about two dozens photographs that span their married/family life. It includes larger renditions of the photos used in this posting.

Rather than attempt to find the words that are in my heart about my Mother and Father, I’m going to let some of our Honored Guest haiku poets give a little insight on their own perspectives of love, marriage, family, etc.

honeymoon photo
a mountain path ascends
into the mist

 

………………………………………………. by ed markowski

 

 

 

leaves turned to gold –
he still know all the words
to that old love song

…………………………………. by Billie Wilson

 

planting bulbs
the ring I gave you
in sunlight

……………………………………. by Yu Chang

at the height
of the argument the old couple
pour each other tea

……………………………..……. by George Swede

 

dawn rain
dripping off autumn leaves
her yawn my yawn

 

25th anniversary . . .
she sits on the suitcase
to zip it shut

……………………………………….. by randy brooks
“25th anniversary” – RAW NerZ XII:3; pegging the wind: rma 2002
“dawn rain” – School’s Out (Press Here, 1999)

 

 

 

it’s pink! it’s purple! femaleSym maleSym
sunset inspires

more bickering

 

hazy harvest moon
the face I met
when our skin was smooth

……………………………. by david giacalone, a/k/a dagosan

“it’s pink!” – Frogpond XXVIII:2; haiga at MagnaPoetsJF; “hazy” at MagnPoetsJF

 


wedding album
counting the couples
who’ve since split up

honeymoon night
the suite’s acoustics
amplify her snores

roller coaster
we have no advice
to offer the newlyweds

anniversary day
my wife & i
assemble a treadmill

………….. by ed markowski
“anniversary day” – bear creek haiku (Spring 2002)

– click for an inspiring haiga at MagnaPoetsJF

half heard rain
page after page
of family photos

hanging crooked–
no one missing from
her old photo

……………… by Gary Hotham
“half heard rain” – “Footprints & Fingerprints” (Lilliput Review, Modest Proposal Chapbooks, 1999)
“hanging crooked” – “Missed Appointment” (Lilliput Review, 2007)

Why did Gramps marry Grandma? See our 60th Anniversary Page for a possible answer, via the Pickles comic strip.

snowed in
the wedding-ring quilt
lumpy with children

……………………….. by peggy willis lyles

September 12, 2007

sex offender study released by Human Rights Watch

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 1:51 pm

The international civil rights sentinel, Human Rights Watch, has just released the study that we mentioned last Sunday, “No Easy Answers: Sex Offender Laws in the US” (Sept. 12, 2007). Click for the News Release, “US: Sex Offender Laws May Do More Harm Than Good: End Registration of Juveniles, Residency Restrictions and Online Registries” (Sept. 12, 2007), or for the Summary. The Report’s mainpage also has links to individual sections. You can download the entire 148-page report in a pdf file, or purchase a copy from HRW. Here is the opening excerpt from the News Release:

“Laws aimed at people convicted of sex offenses may not protect children from sex crimes but do lead to harassment, ostracism and even violence against former offenders, Human Rights Watch said in a report released today. Human Rights Watch urges the reform of state and federal registration and community notification laws, and the elimination of residency restrictions, because they violate basic rights of former offenders.”

Politicians didn’t do their homework before enacting these sex offender laws. Instead they have perpetuated myths about sex offenders and failed to deal with the complex realities of sexual violence against children.

– Sarah Tofte, researcher for the US Program of Human Rights Watch and author, “No Easy Answers.”

Chapter IX covers Residency Restriction Laws. Here’s what the Summary says on that topic:

Residency Restrictions

Among laws targeting sex offenders living in the community, residency restrictions may be the harshest as well as the most arbitrary. The laws can banish registrants from their already established homes, keep them from living with their families, and make entire towns off-limits to them, forcing them to live in isolated rural areas. For example, former sex offenders in Miami, Florida have been living under bridges, one of the few areas not restricted for them by the residency restriction laws of that city.

There is no evidence that prohibiting sex offenders from living near where children gather will protect children from sexual violence. Indeed, the limited research to date suggests the contrary: a child molester who does offend again is as likely to victimize a child found far from his home as he is one who lives or plays nearby. A study by the Minnesota Department of Corrections found that individuals who committed another sex crime against a child made contact with their victim through a social relationship.

Moreover, the laws apply to all registered sex offenders regardless of whether their prior crimes involved children. It is hard to fathom what good comes from prohibiting a registered offender whose victim was an adult woman from living near a school bus stop. Stories of the senseless impact of residency restrictions are legion. For example, Georgia’s residency restriction law has forced a 26-year-old married woman to move from her home because it is too close to a daycare center. She is registered as a sex offender because she had oral sex with a 15-year-old when she was 17.

Some lawmakers admit to another purpose for residency restriction laws. Georgia State House Majority Leader Jerry Keen, who sponsored the state’s law banning registrants from living within 1,000 feet of places where children gather, stated during a floor debate, “My intent personally is to make [residency restrictions] so onerous on those that are convicted of [sex] offenses … they will want to move to another state.”5 Yet people who have committed sex offenses must live somewhere. For those who do pose a threat to public safety, they should be able to reside in communities where they can receive the supervision and treatment they need, rather than be forced to move to isolated rural areas or become homeless.

The News Release summarizes the Report’s recommendations to state governments:

Recommendations

· Refuse to change registration and community notification laws to meet Adam Walsh requirements [relating to listing juvenile sex offenders];

· Eliminate residency restriction laws;

· Limit registration requirements to people who have been convicted of serious crimes and who have been individually assessed to pose a significant risk of reoffending; and,

· Prevent unlimited dissemination of registry information by eliminating publicly accessible online registries. Community notification should be undertaken only by law enforcement officers and only about those registrants who pose a significant risk of reoffending.

“Everyone has the right to live free of sexual violence.” said Tofte. “States should craft laws that will protect this right in a fair and sensible way.”

This important Report deserves to be read — especially by lawmakers and those most interested in finding realistic and effective ways to protect children from sexual abuse. We need to heed the words of Jamie Fellner, director of the US program at Human Rights Watch:

Human Rights Watch shares the public’s goal of protecting children from sex abuse. But current laws are ill-conceived and poorly crafted. Protecting children requires a more thoughtful and comprehensive approach than politicians have been willing to support.”

update (Sept. 14, 2007): See our post “Patty Wetterling tells ‘the harm in sex offender laws‘”.

in autumn wind
a homeless crow
is blown

……………. by Kobayshi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

ocean sundown–
a child jumping up
for one last look

………… by Barry George – Tinywords.com (Sept. 12, 2007)

September 11, 2007

finally: NLJ on the realities of alternative billing

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 1:42 pm

It’s great to finally see some straighttalk today in the legal press about alternative billing. In the blawgiverse, you will search in vain (except here at f/k/a, and an occasional word from Carolyn Elefant) for any acknowledgment by those who sell legal services, or their consultants, that alternatives to hourly billing come loaded with their own difficulties and anti-client incentives. So, I urge both sellers and buyers of legal services to read “Firms Learn to Cope With Alternative Billing Plans: Clients see corner-cutting, slowdowns” (The National Law Journal/Law.com, by Leigh Jones, September 11, 2007).

The NLJ article begins: “As more corporate clients are getting the alternative billing arrangements they want, they are claiming some pushback from law firms trying to make the best of the new deals.”

“A mix of sky-high billing rates, ballooning associate salaries and pressure from company executives has heightened corporate counsel’s demand for different ways to pay their outside law firms.

“And while they report that more of those firms are answering the call, in-house lawyers say that these new payment methods create their own sets of challenges in dealing with outside counsel.”

. . . “The arrangements include fixed fees, contingency/results-based fees, retrospective-based compensation, blended rate deals, discounts and more.”

Hourly billing indeed has incentives that cut against lawyer efficiency, but “But alternative arrangements take longer to devise, say lawyers from both camps, and they are far from foolproof.” (The foremost problem — how to get people on a fixed fee to work hard enough — is an obvious issue far too often concealed by the lynch mob that is trying to kill the billable hour and ignored by the customer looking for other options.) Here are some of the important points made in the article (emphases added):

  • “One of the primary problems in-house counsel say they encounter is a slowdown in work performed under a fixed-fee arrangement. “There is a grave concern that outside counsel will take their eye off the ball,” said Steven Lauer, general counsel for Global Compliance Services Inc., a provider of corporate compliance services and products.

“If the parties miscalculate how long they expected a matter to take, and if they do not make contingency plans for extensions, law firms may be tempted to start pulling lawyers off the file. “Once they blow through the fixed number, there’s less work [completed],” [James] Potter [general counsel of Del Monte Corp.] said.”

  • “Arrangements that are some derivation of hourly billing, whether it is a discount or a “rate tiered to volume,” are the easiest to negotiate, he said. The further the attorneys get from the traditional form of payment, the greater the unknowns become.”
  • “Particularly irksome for Potter, at Del Monte, is the bait and switch that he says starts at the proposal stage.” Many law firms in recent years have improved the pitch to win bids from in-house counsel. The problem, he said, is in the delivery of services. He sees a mismatch between the assurances made by the team that sells the deal and the resources available to actually do the work. He attributes the disconnect, in part, to poor internal structures at firms.
  • Bonuses tied to outcomes are also problematic, [Potter] said. At the conclusion of a matter, in-house counsel may consider the result merely adequate, while outside counsel may view the outcome as extraordinarily positive — and seek additional compensation for it accordingly. [Editor’s Note: As Rees Morrison recently advised: “[D]on’t promise a bonus for the inevitable; reward outcomes that on the probabilities known at the start are exceptional.”]
  • If difficulties do arise, they usually are an indication of a larger problem between in-house counsel and the law firm it hires, said Andrew Shipley, assistant general counsel of Northrop Grumman Corp. . . . The defense contractor giant utilizes a variety of alternative billing methods, depending on the matter, but central to any arrangement, Shipley said, is the quality and efficiency of the lawyers and their written product.
    • For lawyers inexperienced at creating alternative arrangements, there is a learning curve, . . . although legal departments are calling for more billing options, they, too, are often inexperienced in negotiating the arrangements. . . . Because alternative methods may be new territory for both groups of lawyers, drawing up solid agreements can be time-consuming. . . . During those meetings [to draw up alternative fee contracts], one group should try viewing the situation from the other’s vantage point to help align interests.
  • Very often, in-house and outside attorneys don’t mean the same thing when they use the same words,” he said. The word “productivity,” from the law firm’s perspective, means the hours associates can bill a matter. To in-house lawyers, it means “efficiency,” he said.

Rees Morrison [of the Law Department Management weblog], told NLJ that “Lawyers can avoid most alternative billing headaches through careful planning . . . Well-crafted agreements need to have buffers in place if matters get sticky.” I hope buyers of legal services will be vigilant when setting up arrangements for treating unexpected (or expected but nonetheless surprisingly resource-needy) problems that arise during a matter. You especially need to be wary of law firms that will try to exploit such events.

Value Billing is Not Always a Great Value: On April 21, 2005, in our posts ron baker: sensitive guy? and ron baker & price sensitivity, we tried to help the buyer of legal or other professional services understand some of the traps that underlie concepts like alternative billing or value billing, as they consider pricing methods other than hourly billing. (and see “still sensitive over value billing” May 6, 2005) We focused on Ron Baker, because he is repeatedly said by alternative billing cheerleaders at law firms to be the great theorist, practitioner and teacher of value billing and similar concepts. In his writing, however, Baker consistently makes the point — listen up clients! — that the goal of escaping the billable hour is to increase profits and charge super-premium prices, by getting the client to agree on price when the client is least sensitive to increases and the professional has the most leverage.

Thus, in the article, “Change Orders: What a Concept!” Baker tells his audience: (emphasis in original)

The moral: Always set your price when you possess the leverage.”

Baker then suggests ways in which the client can be maneuvered so that “a premium price” can be charged. He stresses, as do I:

“A favorite way to make the client insensitive to premium fees is the use of Change Orders when services are needed beyond those covered in the initial fixed-price arrangement [no kiddies, pricing can’t really all be done up front].”

In a subsection titled “Change Orders Indicate a Climb up the Value Curve,” Ron gleefully points out that: “One of the greatest advantages in using a change-order policy for all scope changes is that they point out value pricing opportunities.”

Baker’s parting wisdom: “change orders have ‘value pricing’ written all over them and should be priced accordingly.”

If you are not yet convinced to be wary of Change Orders and similar tactics, please read Baker’s “Change Orders and Innovative Pricing Methods,” (SmartPros, Jan 24, 2000). Here’s how our prior post summarized the article:

Finally, if you’d like to see some of the results Ron suggests can be had using his value pricing techniques, strategies, and psychology, see “Change Orders and Innovative Pricing Methods,” (SmartPros, Jan 24, 2000). It seems that clients, properly “leveraged,” will offer to pay two or three times as much (sometimes ten times as much) as a professional’s regular fees, and the professional can sit back and rake it in, righteously smoting the evil hourly billing system and increasing the client’s perceived value. (The shrewd professional will even give the client a discount off the 200% or 300% premium fee the client has offered to pay — earning both merits points in ethical-code heaven and the client’s trust and loyalty.)

Of course, as always, I worry about the unsophisticated consumer of legal services who does not have the information, experience or leverage to venture safely into alternative billing arrangements — especially when those who tout them the most often have the smoothest, most-soothing patter about the advantages that switching from billing by the hour can bring. The Big Boy Buyers of legal services might have a learning curve, but they have plenty of time and opportunity to travel on the curve and get it right. Most “Main Street” clients do not.

You can read much more about the issues raised when considering alternative bill methods in our recent post, “broadening the hourly-billing debate — consider yourself, your clients and your ethics” (Aug. 18, 2007), which collects links to other postings on the topic, and has lengthy excerpts from many of them.

complaint bill

for the fat green frog
crouched on the log
time is flies

……………………………….. by George Swede – from Almost Unseen

the bill collector
with shoes on steps inside
to the hearth

a nightingale singing
included in the price…
five-penny tea

river boat–
on a night of fireworks
still selling fireworks


harvest moon–
the peddler selling
eight cent sake


they even sell tea
not worth a fart!
summer trees

selling morning-glories
wet with morning dew…
a tough character

……………. by Kobayshi ISSA, translated by David G. Lanoue

september 11, 2007

Filed under: q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 8:20 am

still wincing
six years later –
the double amputee

………………………… by dagosan

dawn the night watchman’s long shadow . . window

…………………………………………………………….. by george swede from Almost Unseen (2000)

See “Bloomberg Tries to Move the City Beyond 9/11 Grief” (New York Times, September. 11, 2007)

[orig. Tribute in Light from 360VR.com ] Blawg Review remembers 9/11 with a post that collects links to weblawgers who have written about 9/11 today, including Robert Ambrogi’s recollection of that day in NYC (via LegalBlogWatch).

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September 10, 2007

monday ethics quickies — feiger, frisch et al.

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 1:28 pm

There were a number of legal ethics stories in the news last week that are too interesting to ignore, despite my having a lot of other things on my mind. So, they’re getting the q.s. (quantum satis) treatment this afternoon:

Jackasses & Schmucks: It’s rather easy to become annoyed with attorney Jack Kevorkian’s feisty former lawyer Jeffrey Feiger. And, I can understand why he enraged judges (and embarrassed lawyers) in Michigan, when he referred to state appeals judges as jackasses in a radio interview and compared them to Nazis. His words got him disciplined under Michigan legal ethics rules that require lawyers to treat those involved in the legal process with “courtesy and respect” and bar “undignified or discourteous conduct” toward judges.

The f/k/a Gang is unanimous, nonetheless, in agreeing with U.S. District Judge Arthur Tarnow of Detroit, who ruled last week that the rules violate the First Amendment because they are overly broad and vague. [See ABAJournal NewsNow, “MI Lawyer Courtesy Rule Overturned“; and Associated Press, “Judge Sides With Ex-Kevorkian Lawyer“, Sept. 5, 2007] Feiger’s lawyer Mike Dezsi stated after the decision that “All lawyers should rest easier, knowing they are not going to be disciplined for criticizing or speaking out against judges.” (David Nieporent dissents at Overlawyered.com in “Federal court: Fieger can call judges Nazis,” Sept. 7, 2007; his colleague Ted Frank concurs) As the AP story notes, “Contempt rules still apply, meaning lawyers can’t say something outside court that could affect a case.”

Schmucks!CoverN Last April, we defended Raul Felder’s right to write the book Schmucks! (with Jackie Mason) without being censured by the NYS Judicial Conduct — see Dignity Police censure Felder for penning Schmucks!, where we noted that Felder wrote the New York Times op/ed piece Two-Fisted Lawyering: “I’m Paid to Be Rude” (July 17, 1997), dissenting to Chief Judge Kaye’s push for a code of civility for New York lawyers.

it’s not swearing
it’s the only language
those cows understand

long summer day
a hawk holds its place
between the clouds

midday sun
the silence of swimming
under water

………………. by DeVar Dahl
“it’s not,” “my best moos” & “midday sun” – A Piece of Egg Shell (Magpie Haiku Press, 2004)
“long summer day” – New Resonance 3; Presence 15

empty bottle
a few words
I would like to take back

their laughter
is not about me
but would sound
just like that
if it was

……………………… by John Stevenson
“empty bottle”& “their laughter” – Quiet Enough (2004)

on the face
that last night called me names
morning sunbeam

the son who
argues everything
I study his face in a puddle

………………………………………. by George SwedeAlmost Unseen (2000)

Frisch Off the Presses: The Legal Profession Blog ‘s Mike Frisch (who is Ethics Counsel at the Georgetown Univ. Law Center, and whose views on “the failure of lawyer self-regulation” sound a lot like ethicalEsq) does a great job every week of covering the kinds of stories that ethicalEsq used to do back when this weblog was young — about the inadequacies, foibles and excesses of the legal discipline system. For example, here are three he pointed to last Friday:

In “Jailhouse Lawyering Not Unauthorized Practice” (Sept. 8, 2007), Mike reported: “The Ohio Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, dismissed a complaint of unauthorized practice of law against a prison inmate who is serving a lengthy sentence. The Supreme Court Board on the Unauthorized Practice of Law found that the prisoner had ‘conducted legal research, offered legal advice, and prepared and signed legal documents on behalf of many other inmates.’ The majority opinion notes the futility of imposing sanctions as the threat of contempt will likely not deter an inmate who may never secure his release. An opinion concurring only in the result aptly notes: ‘the UPL Board’s interest in regulating the legal profession is overridden by the need for prison inmates to have help in obtaining access to courts’.”

Click for the Court Summary: Court Dismisses Unauthorized Practice Complaint Against ‘Jailhouse Lawyer’ and the full Opinion (2004-1130. Disciplinary Counsel v. Cotton, 2007-Ohio-4481)

I don’t have to, but I want to, point out that the members of the Ohio bench and bar seem to have quite an itchy trigger finger, when it comes to taking aim at culprits they feel are encroaching on lawyer territory. See our coverage, for example, in “UPL and the Ohio Lawyer Guild” (where the Cleveland bar went after a father who successfully represented his son in a special education case) and “ Living Will UPL?” (where Lancaster lawyer Frank W. Green filed a UPL complaint against nurse Karen Phillips for leading a seminar on Living Wills at the Fairfield Medical Center in Lancaster). Ah, yes, Ohio: Where consumers are protected from the ugly sight of lawyers competing for their business and the horrors of solving their legal problems without paying lawyers.

winter sun begins
to warm the steering wheel—
prison visit day

restored prairie . . .
where the grasses end
the prison’s outer fence

another Christmas . . .
my parents visit
the son in prison

……………………… by lee gurga from Fresh Scent (1998)

In “Pressing Claim Without Evidence Violates Rule 3.1” (Sept. 7, 2007), Mike tells us about the Connecticut case Max F. Brunswick v. Statewide Grievance Committee (AC 27629, Sept. 4, 2007; 17 pp pdf.). Max “represented a client in an arbitration matter that resulted in an adverse decision. At the client’s insistence, he filed a motion to vacate alleging fraud, corruption or undue means on the part of the arbitrator. Thereafter, he persisted in pressing the claim despite the failure of the client to produce evidence to support the contention.” I am happy to report that Bar disciplinary charges were brought for instituting or maintaining a frivolous claim in violation of Rule 3.1 and that the Connecticut Appellate Court affirmed the finding of misconduct — as Mike explained, “the lawyer crossed the line by not withdrawing the contention after the client had refused to provide a promised affidavit.” See our prior post on a similar subject, “Lawyers Liable for Continuing a Bad Case” (April 20, 2004)

Sun-scorched slope–
an old donkey rubs his rump
against a mud-crusted post

Approaching storm…
a black colt in the meadow
snorts against the wind

late fall–
my echo calling
the dog

afternoon warmth –
the reflections of horse heads
in muddy trough water

……………………… by Rebecca Lilly – Shadwell Hills (Birch Prees Press, 2002)
“afternoon warmth” & “late fall” – The Heron’s Nest V:2

honest! Finally, in a post titled “Lawyer-To-Lawyer Advertising” (September 7, 2007), Frisch tells us pithily that “The Florida Bar News reports a recent decision by the Bar’s Board of Governors that lawyer-to-lawyer advertising must comply with the Bar’s general advertising regulations. The Board also voted in favor of a ‘moratorium on enforcing the rules on lawyer-to-lawyer ads’ while it seeks clarification from the Florida Supreme Court.” Taking a look at the article in The Florida Bar News (Sept. 1, 2007), however, I discovered that the Florida Bar (often the object of scorn here at f/k/a for its overzealous role as Dignity Police; see, e.g., the 800-PIT-BULL case) did not voluntarily decide that it should suddenly monitor the brochures and other advertising aimed at lawyers. Instead, the Supreme Court on its own let the bar know that it did not agree with a long-standing Comment in the discipline code that said advertising regs would not apply to either lawyer-to-lawyer ads or to advertising that is aimed at current or former clients. The article notes that “The board’s action, if eventually enforced, could have a great impact on lawyer-to-lawyer ads and communications sent to former and current clients.”

Take a look at the hang-wringing suggested in the Bar News article. And, ask yourself — as we did in our post last January reviewing the proposed NYS lawyer ad rules last January — why, when Model Rule 7.1 doesn’t make that distinction, state bars would want to require lesser standards for communications to existing clients or other lawyers.

afternoon warmth –
the reflections of horse heads
in muddy trough water

……………………… by Rebecca Lilly – The Heron’s Nest V:2

Talk about quickies. Ed at Blawg Review points to today’s unorthodox Blawg Review #125 at Real Lawyers Have Blogs, and throws together a mini-lesson on applying Brian Clark’s 5 Immutable Laws of Persuasive Blogging, in a quickie called “Real Lawyers Review.” (I gotta say: if there’s anything worse than an overly-themed Blawg Review, it’s a Blawg Review that features no legal weblogs.) Until Tim Kevan posts this week’s Weekly Review at The Barrister Blog, I suggest you check out the September 4th Weekly Review, which includes the amazing tale of a leading barrister, Bruce Hyman, who tried to frame his client’s husband in a child custody case by writing a fake email. (see The Telegraph, “Framed father tells of barrister fake email plot,” Aug. 31, 2007) “His career in tatters, [Hyman] could be the first barrister in this country to go to jail for perverting the course of justice.”

September 9, 2007

john stevenson to don the editor’s hat at The Heron’s Nest

Filed under: haijin-haikai news,Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 5:53 pm

thnLogoG When I first introduced John Stevenson to the then mostly-lawyer readership of f/k/a in March 2005, I began “Trust me, nobody has better haiku credentials than John Stevenson.” Well, John’s about to gild his haijin resume with yet another indication of the esteem he has garnered in the haikai community: Christopher Herold, founding editor of The Heron’s Nest, announced today that he is about to give up his role as Managing Editor of that much-admired haiku journal, and is passing the mantle to John Stevenson. [Kudos and many thanks to Christopher for creating and maintaining one of the most valued treasures of English language haiku.] Here’s some of what Christopher had to say about John and his prior relationship as a poet with The Heron’s Nest:

“I am delighted to tell you that, beginning with the first issue of Volume X 2008, John Stevenson will be the Managing Editor of The Heron’s Nest. As most of you know, John is currently the Editor of the Haiku Society of America’s journal, Frogpond (Associate Editor, 2002-2004; Editor, 2005-2007). . . .

“Beyond his considerable contributions to the Haiku Society of America, John Stevenson has been one of the most consistently applauded poets in The Heron’s Nest as well as its most prolifically published poet. Two of John’s poems appeared in the inaugural issue of The Heron’s Nest (September 1999) and since then he has only been absent from its pages on four occasions. To date, 88 of his poems have been published in The Nest. Of those, three have won Heron’s Nest Awards [as best in the issue], five have been runners-up to the award, and three more received numerous votes in the end-of-the-year Readers’ Choice Awards and were subsequently chosen for Special Mention. A magnificent accomplishment and all the more reason to welcome John Stevenson as the most natural successor to my position of Managing Editor (the unanimous wish, by the way, of the entire Heron’s Nest team).”

Back in February, we noted with pride that John was chosen as the Most Popular Poet in THN’s Readers’ Choice Awards for 2006. The f/k/a Gang agrees that John was indeed “the most natural” choice to head The Heron’s Nest and continue its role as a foremost haiku publication, “where tradition and innovation meet … and complement each other.”

Here are the first two haiku published by John Stevenson in The Heron’s NestVol. 1, #1 (1999):

my son noticing . . .
the attention i pay
to butterflies

falling leaves— thnLogoG
several trees
in the woodpile

If there is one downside for The Heron’s Nest and its fans, it is that John, as Managing Editor, may not be presenting his own poems at THN. Other haiku publications will surely be looking forward to receiving more of his poetry. You can see some of John’s best and freshest work in Upstate Dim Sum, the biannual anthology of the Route 9 Haiku Group.

update (Feb. 4, 2008) : See “latest edition of Frogpond is Stevenson’s last.”

Some of the Silence (Red Moon Press, 1999) was John Stevenson’s first full collection of haiku. I continue to recommend it highly. You can find much more of John’s work right here at f/k/a, through links on his archive page. We have featured his poems in over 80 posts in the past 30 months.

Also try John’s fine 2004 collection, Quiet Enough (Red Moon Press)

p.s. I hope John won’t mind too much this spotlight on his newest accomplishment — not to mention the dorky graphic that I stuck at the intro to this posting. I’m sure he’ll take it out on me the next time we get to play bocce in Schenectady’s Central Park. With the help of his stellar crew of Associate Editors at The Heron’s Nest, he’ll surely have time this winter for another round of snow bocce.

snow bocce
left the pooper scooper
at home

………………. by dagosan



Sunday papers question sex offender laws

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 10:08 am

wrong way smN Sunday newspapers across the nation have major articles today (Sept. 9, 2007) questioning the efficacy, enforceability and negative unintended consequences of residency restrictions on sex offenders. An Associated Press story out of California, by Catherine Saillant for the Los Angeles Times, is appearing in media markets big and small, from the Seattle Times in Washington State [“Strict laws may foil sex-offender tracking“] to the Concord Monitor in Massachusetts” [“No easy answers for housing sex offenders: New laws leave many of them homeless“]. The Schenectady NY Gazette features the story on its front page, with the headline “Sex offender laws questioned in California“. The piece begins:

“Habitual sex offender Ross Wollschlager has bounced from one Ventura County hotel to another in the weeks since his release from a state mental hospital, getting ejected each time the owner learned of his identity.

“Publicity about his release has made it impossible for the 44-year-old convicted rapist to find a rural landlord willing to give him a place to live.”

A social agency has tried for 17 months to find a place for Wollschlager to live. The article continues with a quote from Margaret Coyle, a county prosecutor who opposed Wollschlager’s release:

“It’s harder to protect the public when he is homeless. Were he in a condo or an apartment, we could supervise him more effectively.”

In a related article, the Associated Press is reporting today that “More Than 2,700 Sex Offenders Must Move” (Sept. 9, 2007) in California:

“On Friday, the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation finished notifying 2,741 sex offenders that they have 45 days to find legal housing, or they will be sent back to prison for violating their parole, said spokesman Bill Sessa.

ExitSignArrow “The department previously estimated no more than 2,100 parolees were violating the law approved by California voters in November. Jessica’s Law, named after a 9-year-old child kidnapped and killed by a molester in Florida, prohibits offenders from living within 2,000 feet of a school or park.

…. “The department has adopted new policies to deal with sex offenders that wind up on the street, Sessa said. Homeless offenders will be required to visit their parole officer each day to report where they spent the previous night.”

The plight of homeless American sex offenders even made the news in the former Soviet Union today, with Georgian news media picking up the United Press International report : “Sex offender released, living in tent“.

Despite these problems, lawmakers are still responding to public fears by proposing more residency and exclusion-zone laws. [See our August 30th post about Chenango County, NY., where I’ve included links to major f/k/a posting on the topic]. For example, in the Rhineleander Region of Wisconsin, “Crandon Common Council wants to protect children from sex offenders” (Sept. 8, 2007), with a law stating that any lease for a residence in violation of the new 2,000 feet rule cannot be renewed, and that prohibits sex offenders from “participating in holiday events involving children under the age of 18, such as giving candy to trick-or-treaters on Halloween or dressing up as Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, unless the offender is the parent or guardian of the children involved and no other non-related children are present.”

– lawn sign in Mt. Upton, Chenango County, NY [News10Now; see our prior post]

– “Mt. Upton is United: Sex Offenders Get Out !… & Stay Out !…

In addition, a Wilkes-Barre, PA, councilman insists that he will continue to press for residency restrictions, despite the fact that “Mayor, residents voice doubt over councilman’s sex offender ordinance” (Zwire.com. Sept. 8, 2007). According to CitizensVoice.com:

“Mayor Tom Leighton gave [Councilman Jim] McCarthy a letter at a work session Tuesday from Lauren Taylor, executive director of the sexual offenders assessment board of the Pennsylvania Board of Probation and Parole, which cites research showing there is no correlation between residency restrictions and reducing sex offenses against children. In fact, ordinances may make children more vulnerable to sexual predators, the letter stated.

“According to the letter, 93 percent of sexual abuse victims know their abuser; 34 percent are family members and 59 percent are acquaintances. Forty percent of sexual assaults take place in the victim’s own home and 20 percent take place in the home of a friend, neighbor or relative.

“Residency restrictions may have the unintended effect of increasing risk and may make supervision and management more difficult, the letter stated.”

The lawmaker, Councilman Jim McCarthy, sounds a lot like politicians in Schenectady County, e.g. Legislature Chair Susan Savage, when he replies to such arguments by stating: “We are an island amidst all of these people protecting these children.”

According to today’s Associated Press article, “A report, ‘No Easy Answers: Sex Offender Laws in the United States,’ scheduled for release this week by the nonprofit group Human Rights Watch, is expected to be critical of such laws and policies and urge state and federal overhaul, including the elimination of residency restrictions.”  A Human Rights Watch op/ed piece in the San Francisco Chronicle, “Banishment is Not the Answer” (by Corinne Carey, Jan. 31, 2005), very likely foreshadowed this week’s Report, when it argued that “Communities will be safer when sex offenders are able to re-integrate, receive support for behavior change, establish new adult relationships and face effective mechanisms for monitoring and accountability.”

For another interesting perspective on the problem of housing sex offenders, see the opinion piece in the Ventura County [California] Star,”Where will sex offenders live?” (Sept. 9, 2007), by Scott Monroe, a certified property manager and president of the California Apartment Association. In the thoughtful piece, Monroe says “The California Apartment Association position would be to list only the high-risk sex offenders, and not those individuals who might have been convicted of less-harmful offensives such as nude sunbathing or urinating in public. By reducing the list to only high-risk sexual offenders, we can better understand the magnitude of the problem and begin to create long-term solutions.”

In addition, here in the New York Capital Region, the Albany Times Union published a major original piece of journalism about sex offender residency laws today: “Efforts to protect kids often carry own risks: Regional laws restricting residency for paroled sex offenders can be counterproductive, some officials say” (Sept. 9, 2007; article goes into for-pay archive in two weeks). Veteran reporter Carol DeMare notes:

“Parole officers understand the obstacles, but they have to work within the laws. ‘We think these laws are counterproductive to the rehabilitation of sex offenders and can put communities at risk by, in some cases, driving sex offenders underground,’ said Mark Johnson, spokesman for the state Division of Parole.”

The article collects some very useful information, which I have reproduced below the fold, such as a description of the various laws in six local counties, and a chart showing how many sex offenders reside in each county as of September 4, 2007, broken down by their designated risk level. It also has quotes from a variety of persons in the community and local politicians.

The Times Union quotes Albany County Legislator Christine Benedict saying “It’s going to end up not just cities against towns but counties against counties.” Benedict also told the TU, “If I had my druthers … I would like a facility where they can live and go to work and a have a life but away from a residential area. They committed a crime, and they need to color inside the lines now.” The article notes:

Benedict has been in the vanguard of efforts to manage where sex offenders live. “I don’t know what the answer is, but it lies in the hands of state government and they need to do something.”

Benedict, the legislature’s Republican minority leader, and Democratic Majority Leader Frank Commisso are working to develop a county master plan for housing sex offenders.

Work groups discuss “what would be the model, what would be the right approach for us to be looking at in relation to housing for sex offenders,” Albany County Social Services Commissioner Elizabeth Berlin said.

The notion that you might solve this problem by housing sex offenders in some form of group facilities seems unworkable and possibly unconstitutional. Despite Benedict’s assertion, the sex offender can hardly be expected to “a have a life” (i.e., a family and a healthy stable relationship within the community) living in an SO facility.

You might recall our f/k/amini-editorial” on August 24, 2007 [which the Schenectady Daily Gazette printed as a Letter to the Editor, on Sept. 5, 2007 ], in which we noted that Ms. Benedict showed up last month at the Schenectady County public hearing on changes to our sex offender residency laws. Benedict, who had voted for the Albany County 1000-feet exclusion zones, warned Schenectady County that it better rescind its laws, as her constituents live right across the County line, and she would do everything she could to make sure that sex offenders do not move from Schenectady County to Albany County. Her remarks became a justification for some Schenectady “leaders” to keep our restrictions on the books.

p.s. Meanwhile, the treatment of juvenile sex offenders is also in the news today: For example: “Questions linger over treatment of juvenile sex offenders” (Yakima Herald, Sept. 9, 2007) “Sex offenders going on record: Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act requires names of juvenile offenders to appear on federal registry” (News-Herald, Cleveland, OH, Sept. 9, 2007); “Juvenile exemption weakness in law” (Altoona [PA] Mirror, Sept. 9, 2007)

Don ‘t forget, the Gatehouse two-part series, Sex Offenders: A Flawed Law, published in several newspapers, including the Patriot Ledger of Quincy, MA — Part One and Part Two, August 25 & 27, 2007)

(more…)

September 7, 2007

TCL asks “what can law schools do better?”

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 5:49 pm

The newest edition of the bi-monthly online magazine The Complete Lawyer was posted this afternoon and focuses on a topic that should interest every segment of the legal community (as well as the public that uses its services): What Can Law Schools Do Better? (September-October 2007, Vol. 3 #5)

Earlier this year, the Carnegie Foundation for the Advancement of Teaching released its report “Educating Lawyers,” and the Clinical Legal Education Association published Univ. of South Carolina law professor Roy Stuckey’s “Best Practices for Legal Education” (which you can download here). As Stuckey explains in his new TCL article, “Practicing Lawyers Can Change Legal Education“:

“Each study concluded that law schools over-emphasize teaching legal analysis and doctrinal knowledge, and virtually ignore teaching professional skills and values.

“The reports advocated that law schools broaden their educational objectives and make greater use of experiential and context-based learning in order to better prepare students for the practice of law.”

In an editorial titled “How Many Wake-up Calls Will It Take?“, Don Hutcheson, the Editor/Publisher of The Complete Lawyer, asks:

.. “In the face of this unrelenting challenge to change, how are law schools responding? In this edition of TCL we hear from law school deans and professors from across the country, from large law schools and small, who share their insights, experience, and hope on the critical topic: What can law schools do better?”

Don highlights a quote from Chester Irving Barnard (1886–1961), author of the influential management book Functions of the Executive: “We hire people for their skills, but the whole person shows up for work.” He ends his TCL editorial with this plea:

“I think that notion is as important today as it was in Barnard’s time—perhaps more so. Now more than ever, law schools need to prepare their students not simply for their careers but also for their lives as ethical, competent, and compassionate lawyers inclined to make a difference in their communities.”

Here are the articles you’ll find in the newest TCL, focusing on What Law Schools Can Do Better:

. . . . . .

  • Developing A Personal And Professional Identity In Law School – Neglecting the development of identity in law school is one key reason so many lawyers are dissatisfied with their lives. By Daisy Hurst Floyd, law school dean at Mercer Univeristy.
  • Turning Law Students Into Lawyers – A blend of experiential and doctrinal learning helps law students not only think like lawyers but act like them. By Case Western law professor Kenneth R. Margolis
  • I Blame Law Schools – I blame law schools for ignoring the importance of developing interpersonal skills and for failing to cultivate well-rounded graduates. By marketing columnist Alf Nucifora.

You’ll also find a Book Review by Pierce Law school’s Sophie Sparrow of Stuckey’s Best Practices for Leal Education book. (Prof. Sparrow is the recipient of the Inaugural Award for Excellence and Innovation in Teaching Professionalism.)

TCL’s Weblog Directory – As of the Sept. 2007 edition, The Complete Lawyer has posted TCL’s Weblog Directory (which, as discussed below, I helped compile). The TCL Weblog Directory is an annotated, alphabetical list of over 110 law-related weblogs (blawgs) whose stated description or mission falls within TCL‘s scope: content that “focuses on the professionalism and quality of life and career issues that impact every lawyer’s success and satisfaction.” They explain:

“The directory is divided into two segments Legal Life and Legal Marketing. Legal Life covers weblogs whose mission includes Personal and Professional Development and Work/Life Balance; while the Legal Marketing list includes weblogs that focus or feature aspects of legal marketing. There are about 75 weblogs on the Legal Life list and 38 on Legal Marketing.”

  • Legal Life weblogs featuring personal and professional development and work/life balance
  • Legal Marketing – weblogs that focus on or feature various aspects of legal marketing

I first became familiar with The Complete Lawyer when approached by its editor Don Hutcheson to participate in its The Graying of Lawyers edition (July-Aug. 2007). Since then, because TCL covers so many topics that are important for the profession and ultimately its consumers (take a look at the Focus topics in its prior issues), I’ve been trying to attract attention within the legal weblog community for the publication. To that end, I compiled TCL’s Weblog Directory. Blame any omissions on me, and let me know if I’ve missed a site that deserves to be on the list [Leave me a comment or send an email to dag DOT law76 AT post DOT harvard DOT edu.]

fund drive
the ivy covered building
has a new name

……………………….. by Yu Chang from Upstate Dim Sum

september morning
none of the students
has failed

………………… by John Stevenson – Upstate Dim Sum (2003/II)

September 6, 2007

um, i confess

Filed under: Book Reviews,Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 1:18 pm

Um the Book ..

With summer gone, it’s about time to take down that virtual hammock and try to put my, um, chronic procrastinating behind me. The first task is to create and stick to a Summer Fall To-Read List and Schedule. A realistic list, this time.

to-read list napHammock
and summer corn
growing, growing

…………………. by David Giacalone, Legal Studies Forum XXIX:1 (2005) Reprinted: Law in Popular Culture Collection, Univ. of Texas, Tarlton Law Library

Without a doubt, Michael Erard‘s new book “Um. . .: Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean” (Pantheon, August 21, 2007) is at the top of my nonfiction To Read List. (I just reserved it at our public library, and hope it will arrive right after I finish “Taxi!: A Social History of the New York City Cabdriver,” by Graham Russell Gao Hodges.) National Public Radio featured Um last week in a book review segment, “Breaking Down the, Uh, Blunders of Speech” (All Things Considered, Sept. 1, 2007), and I knew that it was a Need-to-Read for me. You see, uh, some of my closest blood relatives do an awful lot of umming (my twin “yums” conistently) and I’ve always feared that the little annoying habit is deeply imbedded in my character, through nature and nurture.

Finding a cure — or, perhaps only an explanation — has been a secret hope of mine. Doing so through a book that Prof. Geoff Nunberg, University of California at Berkeley, calls a “page-turner” and “a fascinating meditation on why blunders happen, and what they tell us about language and ourselves,” is too much to resist.

In the book, journalist Erard categorizes blunders, investigates why we make them and serves up a generous amount of slips, malapropisms and even Bushisms. In his volume of “applied blunderology”, Erard “found that there are two main categories of blunders: slips of the tongue and speech disfluencies.’ A slip happens when a person loses control over their speaking, and disfluencies – which happen in every language – are interruption and pause fillers like ‘uh’ and ‘um’ that we think should constitute smoothly flowing talk.”

  • The most telling use of “um” that I could find here at f/k/a concerned felonious attorney Andrew Capoccia’s co-conspiring-lawyer-partner Howard Sinnott. Howard got on the stand at Capoccia’s criminal trial and, according to The Bennington Banner (March 24, 2005)“teared up telling the jury he expects to be disbarred for his crimes.” . . . “Seeing what I’ve done, I’m not sure I have, um,” he said, pausing and looking down, “the character to practice law.”

the um in her voice
before offering me
the senior discount

….. by Carolyn Hall – A New Resonance 2; Frogpond XXIII:2

Last month, Erard pinch hit at The Word column of The Boston Globe (“The Beast Within,” August 5, 2007; via Ben Zimmer, of Language Log, who I hope will soon give us his review of Um), and said:

” It’s typical to think of verbal blunders as embarrassing slip-ups that we should avoid. But I’ve just written a whole book about verbal blunders, and I find them fascinating. Why? Because they’re signs of the wild. Not in the sense of rough or savage, but because they’re pure and untameable. They provide a window into what humans really are: biological organisms who live in complex groups and have really amazing brains. Blunders of the verbal sort may seem like violations of the order of language, but in fact they’re spontaneous eruptions of the qualities that gave us this order in the first place.”

I’ve always loved Spoonerisms, and you can read or listen to an excerpt from Um‘s chapter “The Secrets of Reverend Spooner” at NPR, to see if Um belongs on your To-Read List.

schoolgirls take turns
mimicking a stutter–
March wind
. . . . . . ……… . . . . Barry George, Frogpond XXV:2

even for the tongue-tied
crow of the east…
spring’s first dawn

……………………

stuttering about
the olden days…
a cuckoo

tripping over the dog
again…
night of winter rain

tripping
on the wrinkles of my hand…
firefly

today’s last voice
is raised . . .
summer cicada

…………………… Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

drunks stumble in and out of her .
like cartoon characters—
wet with fallen leaves
this dark road home

one lone cricket
louder than all the others—
not one of us
has ever found the words
to comfort the living

…………………… tanka by Andrew Riutta – from Simply Haiku (Spring 2006)

sudden lightning–
the street mime
claps

………………. by michael dylan welch – snow on the water: The Red Moon Anthology Anthology 1997 of English-Language Haiku 1998 (Jim Kacian, Ed.)

winter fog
everyone crowds around
the mime

…………………………………………… by ed markowski

applauding
the mime
in our mittens

early Alzheimer’s
she says she’ll have . . .
the usual

……………………………… by John StevensonQuiet Enough (2004)

not on
the tip of my tongue –
the name of the pretty one

a third helping
of Thanksgiving politics
I bite my tongue

………………………………………………….. by dagosan

Um, I don’t quite know how to say this, but one book that I am not, er, excited about reading cover to cover is the well-critiqued “The Party of the First Part: The Curious World of Legalese,” by Adam Freedman (Henry Holt and Co., September 4, 2007). I’m simply too burnt out over the fight for the use of Plain English in the legal community, having fought it for three decades (see, e.g., this posting at the weblog shlep), and finding little entertainment value reading about Legalese or battles to defend or obliterate it. That’s too bad, since I’d like to keep Henry Holt publishers happy (I dream, someday, of “f/k/a the book,” which will bring my alter egos to life, while describing the travails of a consumer-client advocate and a Type A with chronic fatigue syndrome). In addition, I like Freedman’s “The Party of the First Part” Weblog, where you will find both information on his “Golden Gobbledygook Awards” — “a Prize for the best example of bad legalese” — and the “Legalese Hall of Shame“.

I’m also intrigued by Freedman’s 2003 book of short stories: “Elated by Details” He says: This collection won the Mayhaven Award for fiction. Bookslut.com called Elated by Details, “a collection of small gems aimed squarely at folks who remember Woody Allen’s longer prose pieces for The New Yorker.”

……………………

all tongue ..
the clam in the fire’s
hiss

tongue out
the boy guides a new airplane
round and round

…………….. by Randy Brooks
“tongue out” – The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 1, March 2006)
“all tongue” – School’s Out (1999)

... Afterthought (9 PM, Sept. 6, 2007): As is his wont, Robert Ambrogi has focused on three quite interesting topics today over at Legal Blog Watch, and has summarized the issues well, with useful links. See:

And, um, No Sex With Clients — or Their Mothers, which tells the story of Wisconsin lawyer Carlos Gamino (see Milwaukee Journal Sentinel). s[Note: As I argued four years ago, the Bar’s total “sexual relations ban with clients is overbroad“, treating lawyers and clients like children, and showing a sad inability to make distinctions. Nonetheless, it’s almost never a good idea to have sex with the parent of a minor client while you are still representing that client.]

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