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December 9, 2008

boomer birthday be-musing

Filed under: Haiga or Haibun,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 12:42 pm

..

poem: David Giacalone
photo: Mama G.  (Dec. 9, 1950)
– haiga orig. posted at MagnapoetsJF weblog
“mom’s arthritis” – Roadrunner (Nov. 2005)

Affectionate Birthday Greetings to Mama G. (Connie, 82 yesterday), and to Brother G. (Arthur, 59 today).  Long before they provided photos for dagosan‘s haiga, my mother and twin brother obviously played large roles in forming — for better or worse — the person I have become.  We also share a genetic heritage that seems more pressing now than it did back in my youth. Therefore, as I begin my 60th year (and, especially since I’m known both for sounding the alarm over the Graying of the Legal Profession and for trumpeting the broadened horizons that come with appreciating the haiku moment), it would be most appropriate to ponder how nature and nurture have prepared me for my remaining time on this planet.

However, with my body and brain definitely feeling their age this morning, my credentials as Nap Room advocate and overall napping expert seem more pertinent and pressing than any pretensions as pundit or poet.  That little voice in my head, which has done so much to sharpen my procrastination skills over he past six decades, is telling me I’d be nuts to work any harder than necessary on my birthday.  Therefore, I’m merely going to point you to a couple articles that ask questions and try to provide answers to the question “am I too old to be doing this?”

.. ..In My 60 Years is Jacob A. Stein’s Legal Spectator column this month in the D.C. Bar’s Washington Lawyer magazine (Dec. 2008): The dean of lawyer pundits says:

Well, October marked my 60th year of practice, and I think I have earned the prescriptive right to stand up and declare, “In my 60 years of practice, …” for whatever effect it may have. However, I have yet to do so.

I was speaking with a friend who also is a member of the 60-year club. We questioned whether age denies us what it takes to read documents, court rules, fine print, and appellate opinions that run more than 10 pages. Do we still have that vigor of mind?

Do we still have that vigor of mind?” is certainly the question.  In their more candid moments, quite a few of my Baby Boomer friends have admitted that they’ve seen a diminution of that mental vigor (not to mention the physical variety).  Stein’s column seems to wander more than usual, and we see that he is unhappy with the mindset that “gradually moved the practice of law into the culture of the marketplace.”  I know quite a few small-law practitioners who will get a warm glow from this observation from Jacob Stein:

“There continues to be a thriving practice that is separate from the marketplace. It is made up of lawyers who vindicate the constitutional rights of people, lawyers in small firms who practice in the counties surrounding the big cities, and specialty lawyers in domestic relations, personnel matters, and probate matters. However, it is the marketplace firms that define the big-time practice.”

After 60 years of practice, the only personal platitude for lawyering that he leaves us with is: “you must make your own mistakes and you must learn your own limitations.”  He ends with a few more maxims that “may also work for you,” including:

  • Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle.
  • Most irrationality has some connection, however attenuated, with reality.

And, this one, that comes in handy for weblog pundits (like Scott Greenfield), too:

“This day I shall have to do with an idle curious vain man, with an unthankful man, with a talkative railer, a crafty, false or an envious man. An unsociable sarcastic man. A greedy man. A deceiver. Such is the way of the world, and I shall be no more affected by it than I am about changes in the weather.”

–Marcus Aurelius
(Stein’s translation from the Latin)

“Where age matters less: newspapers” — Rex Smith, managing editor of the Albany Times Union, offered his take on aging boomers in the workplace a few days ago (December 6, 2008).  Rex was responding to the New York Times article “A Generation of Local TV Anchors Is Signing Off” (by Brian Stelter, Dec. 1, 2008).  In that article (in a warning to other high-priced “veteran” talent like lawyers, perhaps), Robert Papper, chairman of Hofstra University’s journalism department, says longtime anchors at top-rated stations in local markets are at little risk of being laid off. But:

“if I were a very highly paid anchor of a No. 3 station, I’d be really nervous.”

Smith lists and explains the attributes he is looking for in a newspaper journalist: intelligence (a  “clever, analytical brain” to interpret what’s going on), energy; curiosity; and (not until fourth) communication skills.  He concludes:

“So by my reckoning, the only key skill for a newspaper journalist that is likely to diminish over time is energy. That’s not why those aging TV anchors are losing their jobs. Their problem is that the skills a TV station values aren’t the same as those that matter to we newspaperfolk, and the anchors are mighty expensive.”

Your assignment (hey, it’s my birthday, I’m taking the rest of the day off) is to read the entire column and let us know how the attributes chosen by Rex Smith for journalists compare to your own list for lawyers — which, if any, diminish over time.

Discovery channel –
an older male vanquished
heads for the hills

within the red wine
a nap in my chair

……………………. by Tom ClausenUpstate Dim Sum (2003/II)

— find more Giacalone Birthday Haiga here

December 8, 2008

judge tosses out charges based on cops’ failure to fill out excessive force forms

Filed under: Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 6:36 pm

You may recall our post on September 6th, taking the union rep and the defense counsel for three Schenectady police offers to task for their hyperbolic comments on the courthouse steps.  The officers [Eric Reyell, 29, Gregory Hafensteiner, 30, and Andrew Karaskiewicz, 38] had been accused originally of beating Donald Randolph during an arrest for DWI (those charges were later dropped because the arresting officer never did sobriety tests and never saw Randolph driving).  In September, due to lack of evidence of an assault, the officers were merely charged with the misdemeanor offense of Official Misconduct, for their failure to fill out the required Use of Force forms relating to the incident.

follow-up (May 14, 2010): After an arbitrator recommended his termination from the police force, Gregory Hafensteiner has resigned from the Department.  See “Cops career likely over” (Times Union, May 10, 2010).  Today’s Schenectady Gazette tells of a police in-car video showing Hafensteiner kicking Donald Randolph.  See”Schenectady police-abuse video shows kicking incident” (by Kathleen Moore, May 14, 2010, p. A-1; available online by subscription).  Last Tuesday, the Gazette reported that “City police Officer Gregory Hafensteiner, who resigned on Sunday, used excessive force without provocation in the alleged beating of DWI suspect Donald Randolph, the mayor said Monday.” (“Schenectady city officials: Office kicked suspect“, May 11, 2010)

Well, the Schenectady Gazette reported this morning that “Schenectady County Court Judge Karen Drago has dismissed all charges against three Schenectady police officers.”  According to Gazette reporter Steven Cook:

“Drago based her decision on an 18-year-old modification to the state official misconduct statute. The modification, she wrote in her decision, was intended to prevent prosecutors from charging official misconduct when their original intent was to seek assault charges. . . .

The crux of the prosecutor’s grand jury case, she wrote, was an alleged assault. The case was also peppered with testimony regarding department policy.

“The court was left with an impression that when it became clear that there was insufficient proof to indict for assault charges, the people then focused their efforts to indict for official misconduct,” Drago wrote.

Judge Drago concluded, citing the 1990 statute, that their failure to comply with administrative regulations does not rise to a crime.  Due to a conflict of interest, our local district attorney did not prosecute the case, which was instead handled by the New York Attorney General’s Office.  As of this evening, the AG has not decided whether it will appeal or otherwise proceed with the investigation.  The three officers remain on paid leave pending the results of an internal investigation.

update (Dec. 9, 2008): In an article this morning with some additional information, the Schenectady Gazette reports that “Meanwhile, a spokesman for the state attorney general said Monday the state intends to appeal Drago’s decision.” And, “Through police department spokesman Officer Kevin Green, public safety Commissioner Wayne Bennett declined to comment on the developments Monday, other than to say the internal investigation would now be expedited.”  The Albany Times Union covers the story here.

Here’s the only section of the New York State penal code that appears to be related to the Official Misconduct charge:

§ 195.00 Official Misconduct.
A public servant is guilty of official misconduct when, with intent to
obtain a benefit or deprive another person of a benefit:
1.  He  commits  an  act  relating  to  his office but constituting an
unauthorized exercise of his official functions, knowing that  such  act
is unauthorized; or
2.  He knowingly refrains from performing a duty which is imposed upon
him by law or is clearly inherent in the nature of his office.

If any of our readers who are criminal law experts are aware of the content of the 1990 amendment, I hope they’ll let us all know.

It appears Judge Drago did not believe the internal requirement of filling out a Use of Force form after force is used constitutes “a duty . . . clearly inherent in the nature of [a police officer’s] office.”  Without knowing more about the caselaw and statutory intent, I can’t offer an opinion as to the likelihood of an appellate court upholding Judge Drago’s decision.

Hafensteiner’s attorney, Michael McDermott told the media today that the legislative intent was not to prosecute crimes for failing to follow administrative policies.

“We always felt that it was overreaching to fit these facts into a criminal prosecution.  We’re glad the judge agreed.”

If the AG picked a statute that was not meant to cover the facts of this case, I’m pleased that the charges were dropped against the three officers.  I’m still, however, sticking to my guns: The show on the courthouse steps after the indictment amounted to intentional and excessive obfuscation, by defense counsel and the union leader — more Red Herring and Blue Code statements meant to mislead the public.

As we described in detail in our earlier post, for example,

  • Schenectady PBA President Bob Hamilton insisted he could not see how the officers could have benefited from failing to fill out the Use of Force forms.
  • Karaskiewicz’s lawyer Steve Coffey asserted that the sky was falling:

“You’re going to start telling the police in this community, including the State Police and everybody else that because you don’t fill out a form that adds nothing to the case, that you’re going to be indicted?  Is this what you’re telling the police in this community?”

  • And defense counsel Cheryl Coleman cried wolf, saying “I don’t know what’s next, failure to sharpen a pencil? “ and “God, not everything that you do wrong at your job is a crime.”

It’s clear to me that failure to fill our a Use of Force form after the incident in question, and to turn on a squad car video camera during the incident, are clearly relevant to the original charge of beating a suspect during an arrest. (The Gazette and Times Union editors agree.) They might have been the primary reason why there was insufficient evidence to bring assault charges. These indictments never meant that every failure to fill out a form was official misconduct.  Of course, Hamilton, Coffey and Coleman knew that.  For some reason, though, they felt they needed to exaggerate and obfuscate in order to do their jobs.  As a lawyer and a citizen, I continue to disagree.

December 7, 2008

snowman historian blows into schenectady

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 7:28 pm

. . Bob Eckstein’s Book Presentation and Signing, Schenectady, NY . .

schenectady snowman —
bob’s book balanced
on his belly

… by dagosan (Dec. 7, 2008, for Bob Eckstein)

As we predicted last week in our post “SnowmanCity, NY“, Bob Eckstein spent a windy Sunday afternoon n Schenectady, today, for a presentation of his book “The History of the Snowman: From the Ice Age to the Flea Market” (2007), at our Central Library and a book signing at The Open Door Bookstore.   There was just a tiny crowd at the Library — only seven people other than myself, Laura Lee Linder (who helped Bob research the tale of snowmen who witnessed the 1690 Schenectady Massacre), and a representative from the Open Door.  But, we enjoyed a thirty-minute display of rare photos and historic images of snowmen — including a surprising array of magazine covers (from children’s weeklies to Playboy).  As a good author would, however, Bob failed to answer his mystery question of Who Made the First Snowman, leaving that for those who read the book.

Bob did, however, help us understand how ubiquitous snowmen have been across cultures and centuries.  In Part III of f/k/a‘s series on snowmen, we stated: “As demonstrated on our lawns, and in cartoons, comic strips, and movies, Americans have long imbued their snowmen with the same frailties, foibles and fate as humans.” Bob’s book shows that virtually every culture with snow (and perhaps a few in the tropics), have done the same thing.

The presentation inspired audience members to brave strong winds for the two-block walk from the Library to The Open Door bookstore, to purchase The History of the Snowman and have Bob autograph the book (and schmooze a bit).  They were joined by a constant stream of autograph-seekers, including the Open Door staff, who are big fans of the book.

I’m sitting here sipping coffee from my “fun and attractive” History of the Snowman Mug (thanks, Bob!), which is also available from his website, Today’s Snowman, the only online magazine devoted solely to Snowman News.

small sad face
in the puddle –
last weekend’s snowman

…………….. by david giacalone – Simply Haiku V4N3; a procession of ripples anthology (p. 18)

a little dizzy
after chemo — replacing
the snowman’s head

………………… by dagosan

You find more commentary from the f/k/a Gang and more snowmen haiku and senryu, in Part I “snowman (r)evolution”, Part II, and Part III “snobesity”, of our series on snowmen.  If you need more encouragement to seek out Bob’s book for yourself or for holiday presents, see a sneek peek and a chapter-by-chapter pictorial YouTube Preview.

winter fog
i stub my toe
on the snowman

below zero…
sparrows peck
the snowman’s nose

………… by ed markowski

“below zero” – Simply Haiku (Summer 2006, vol. 4 no. 2)

December 6, 2008

encore: holiday haiku from Schenectady

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 4:46 pm

a holiday haiku stocking-stuffer from Schenectady . . .

Stockade Christmas Tree at Lawrence Circle - Dec2009

– 2009 Schenectady Stockade Christmas Tree –

Schenectady, NY, a haiku hotbed? It surprised me, too, when I first realized that two highly-respected haiku poets –- Hilary Tann and Yu Chang — were professors at Union College, right down the street from my home in Schenectady’s Stockade Historic District. We each came to Schenectady years ago from distance places — Yu from Taiwan, Hilary from South Wales and myself from an exotic place called Washington, D.C.

Hilary and Yu readily said yes, when I asked them a year ago to help me compile a holiday collection of “real” haiku and senryu as our Holiday Gift to f/k/a‘s readers and our “neighbors” in Schenectady and around the world.

The result was “Holiday Haiku from Schenectady” (pdf.) which has two dozen poems by the three of us, and which is formatted to be printed on two sides of a letter-size sheet and made into a tri-fold brochure.

Here are the poems for those who would rather scroll than click.  No matter which holidays you celebrate during this month of special days, may they be joyous for you and all your loved ones.

.. ..

wintry mix
we make a snow buddha
for Santa

– dag

[orig. haiga]

December rain
a starlet
sheds her tears

parting clouds
she checks the Christmas lights
one by one

red envelopes
the sound
of children’s laughter

three generations
peering down a gopher hole
winter solstice

Christmas snow
my father’s footsteps
bigger than mine

………… by Yu Chang

red bows decorate
the ‘Closed for the Season’
sign

Christmas Eve
we share the same
wrapping paper

replacing
the paperweight –
another snowstorm

Christmas service
the old carols
with no back-beat

sitting
where I sat as a child
I wait out the storm

Christmas lights
my eye is drawn
to the house with none

………………. by Hilary Tann

2009 Stockade Christmas Tree with Lawrence the Indian - Schenectady NY

setting up the creche –
the Baby’s name
uttered over and over

married a decade
she hides
the mistletoe

Nana serves
Grandma’s recipes –
Christmas Eve calamari

warm yule
the ice-fishing hole
mostly hole

empty cookie tin —
letting out last year’s
santa suit

frontdoor
to curb —
pine needles and tinsel

……………………….. by David Giacalone

New Year’s eve
a balloon
tied to an empty chair

new year’s day
a squirrel emerges
from the dumpster

……………………….. yc

twelfth night
a trail of pine needles
down the garden path

ht

Boxing Day drizzle —
the inflatable snowman
keeps smiling

gray sky
all the way home
from grandma’s house

New Year’s Eve
sleet and snow–
the old man takes baby steps

……………. dag

…. from the brochure “Holiday Haiku from Schenectady

– click for more Christmas Season Haiku by f/k/a‘s Honored Guest Poets –

– find Schenectady holiday spirit in the Gazette gallery of Stockade Doors


Arianna, a “blog post” is not a “blog”

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Procrastination Punditry — David Giacalone @ 11:05 am


. . . another pet peeve . . .

It’s bad enough that the f/k/a Gang lost our fight to ban the word “blog” as a substitute for “weblog,” as well as the battle to keep that ugly little word from being used as a verb.  Having no quioxtic need to smack our heads against walls or windmills, we’ve stop campaigning against the use of the term “blog” in those contexts, and have merely settled for avoiding it in our own writing as much as possible.  But, we’ve noticed lately that the sad, tiny verbal mutation is being utilized more and more by people who are talking about a “post” or “posting” or “blurb” or “piece” or “article” or “column” that has been written and put up [“posted”] on a weblog.

A high-profile example of that linguistic malpractice and “verbal abuse” two nights ago, by the omnipresent and nearly omnipotent Queen of Bloggers Herself, has provoked today’s plea that the practice be ended now. To wit:

On December 4, 2008, Charlie Rose interviewed Arianna Huffington, in conjunction with her new book “The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging” (Simon & Schuster, by The editors of the Huffington Post, December 2, 2008, Paperback).  Although I always find Arianna Huffington‘s visits on Charlie’s show and at other television forums interesting, I have no idea who will find her slim volume on blogging worth the time or the asking price. (It is, in fact, doubled in size to its 240 pages by quite a few fattening appendices of slight value to the weblog neophyte.)  Nonetheless, she is looked to as an authority on “blogging” and thought of as a wordsmith.  So, I was annoyed to hear Ms. Huffington, more than once, using “blog” as a noun meaning the individual piece of writing that is posted in reverse chronological order, with its own permalink, and set of reader comments, on a weblog.

For example, when Charlie asked Arianna to explain what a link is, she replied “it means that I’ll write a blog — I wrote a blog about the book” and used a hyperlink . . . . .

That is simply not an acceptable use of the word “blog.”  For example, people using printing presses did not say they were producing a “press” instead of a book, article or pamphlet (and thankfully never said they were “pressing” when producing their product).  Likewise, a story or piece appearing in a newspaper is called an article, not a newspaper; and an entertainment or news episode appearing on a television is called a show, not a tv.   Turning “blog” into a synecdoche meaning any part of a weblog is a confusing and grating verbal practice.  And, we respectfully ask Arianna — especially as a leading advocate for bloggging — to stop doing it.

The Glossary in “The Huffington Post Complete Guide to Blogging” correctly offers these definitions, which suggest the writers can distinquish a blog from a post:

blogger — someone who writes blog posts.

blogging – writing a blog post.

But, it gives this rather ambiguous definition of the word “blog,” which could indeed be talking about a blog post, and which could use some editing:

blog –  derived from the term “web-log”: regularly updated account of events on a website, commonly listed in reverse chronological order.

Enough said (and enough time spent putting off further writing on excessive legal fees).  I’ll leave you with a true anecdote about the pervasiveness of the word “blog”, which happened less than 12 hours after hearing Arianna on the Charlie Rose Show:

While explaining to a group of strangers that I’ve spent quite a bit of my time the past few years working on my weblogs, a young women asked “what’s that, does that have something to do with a website?”   When I replied that a weblog is a blog, she indicated she now understood, but said — and the others in attendance seemed to agree — that she had no idea the word blog was derived from “web-log.”

Naturally, I then threw in a short version of my sermon against the word “blog”, saying that I try to stay with “weblog” as much as possible.  I added, of course, that Peter Merholz [who first created the term “blog” by shifting the syllabic break in “web-log” to “we-blog”] said he was just being silly and liked the fact that “it’s roughly onomatopoeic of vomiting.”

If you are a regular reader wondering where the haiku is today, here are a few before I go, starting with Ed Markowski and then a trio from the newest issue of The Heron’s Nest:

cobwebs sway
where the mistletoe hung…
lent begins

….. by ed markowski

jasmine in bloom —
termites swarm
from their nest

stump speech —
this black and white butterfly
in none of the field guides

…. by Carolyn Hall – The Heron’s Nest (Vol. X, No. 4, December 2008)

a still, starry night —
train tracks
wet with dew

…. by Michael Dylan Welch – The Heron’s Nest (Vol. X, No. 4, December 2008)

breakfast alone
except for that cricket
behind the fridge

… by David Giacalone – The Heron’s Nest (Vol. X, No. 4, December 2008)

December 5, 2008

Chief Kaz: cheap apology, cheesy chivalry

Filed under: Schenectady Synecdoche,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 8:40 am

Schenectady’s Lesson for Civic Leaders: If a cop has the nickname “Sgt. Snow,” or even “Lt. Noriega,” don’t make him Chief of Police.

unseen eyes —
an apology made
behind dark shades

…. by dagosan

.. After years of tarnishing the reputation of the chronically-troubled Schenectady Police Department, its former police chief, Gregory Kaczmarek pled guilty on Tuesday to third degree criminal possession of cocaine (with intent to sell).  Six years after he retired his position under a cloud, he’s heading for two years in prison, with his stepson looking at three years (and his stepdaughter already doing 6 years for another drug bust), while his wife will spend six months in the County jail.  See,  “Ex-chief heading to prison: Schenectady’s Gregory Kaczmarek admits to drug charge” (Albany Times Union, Dec. 3, 2008); and “Kaz Family Plan” (Carl Strock’s Freestyle Blog, Dec. 2, 2008)

The story is well-known here in Schenectady, but I thought I’d give it some space here at f/k/a, as a civics lesson (or a shot of schadenfreude) for our readers, and because a little venting might help get the bad taste of Kaz’s career out of my mouth.  The convictions are part of a larger drug case that has already sent almost two dozen participants to prison.  Greg and Lisa Kaczmarek, who operated a pizza shop they called Capo di Pizza for a few years after he retired in 2002, were minor dealers and users.

Here are excerpts from the Schenectady Gazette’s Kaczmarek Timeline: that should give you a good idea of the odorific tale of Chief Kaz (and see “Kaczmarek: ‘I sincerely apologize’” (Schenectady Gazette, December 2, 2008) [words in brackets are my filler explanations]:

(more…)

December 4, 2008

a full, warm cup of ambrosia

Filed under: haijin-haikai news,Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 1:05 pm

.. Poet-editor-publisher Denis M. Garrison has recently produced his first batch of Ambrosia.  Ambrosia comes in many forms, but Denis’ version won’t make you immortal, or give you hay fever; and, it’s not that green squiggly stuff your Aunt Tootsie brought for dessert at Thanksgiving.

It is, however, “something with an especially delicious flavor or fragrance.”  To be more precise, and in Denis’ own words:

“This premiere issue of Ambrosia: Journal of Fine Haiku includes 100 top drawer haiku from twenty-eight leading poets from around the world. All these poets, while writing in English, respect the formal values of traditional Japanese haiku.

“Ambrosia holds that a haiku in English, to be fine, must have the traditional shape and duration of haiku, its metre and music, and exhibit aspects of traditional Japanese poetic aesthetics. We prefer haiku written in a natural, modern, English idiom with great care for the sound of the verse when spoken. Ambrosia’s haiku touch the reader powerfully.”

The new, quarterly Ambrosia haiku journal is published by Modern English Tanka Press.   It comes in print form (as a 4.25″ x 6.87″ paperback pocket book) and as a PDF ebook (a steal at $4.95), both of which can be ordered from Ambrosia‘s Lulu.com webpage.  You can subscribe to the print edition here.  However, we are most pleased to tell fellow lovers of genuine haiku that Ambrosia is also available for free as a digital online magazine.

In addition to numerous poems by our Honored Guest poet Laryalee Fraser (you’ll find them below), this first issue of Ambrosia features several poems from each of these poets: Hortensia Anderson, Susan Constable, Bill Kenney, Michael McClintoch, Jo McInerney, Kirsty Karkow, and Raffael de Gruttola, plus offerings from twenty other haijin.

lightning storm —
biting into the blackness
of licorice

…. by Laryalee Fraser – Ambrosia (Issue 1 – Autumn 2008)

In his Editor’s Note, Denis tells us: “Ambrosia considers the traditional poetic aesthetics of Japan as necessary, not in order to pay homage to the tradition, but because without their understanding and skillful use, writing haiku worth reading is difficult, if not impossible.” At a time when some editors seem to mistake artifice for originality, unusual for unique, contrived for creative, and juvenile for rejuvenating, the f/k/a Gang applauds Denis Garrison for reminding us that the haiku genre does indeed have a recognizable shape and scent, and for insisting on standards of quality.

Or, as our crankily frank Prof. Yabut might say:

They may be one breath long, but every brain fart is not a publishable haiku!

Thanks to Laryalee Fraser for sending me over to Ambrosia, and for penning these haiku, which can found in Ambrosia (Issue 1 – Autumn 2008).

dragonfly —
skirting the edge
of a heron’s stillness

frayed sunlight
between the pilings —
summer’s end

cornflowers —
between the clouds
a handful of sky

a rainbow
over autumn maples…
the laundry forgotten

drowsy morning…
the bird that belongs
to the song

…. by Laryalee FraserAmbrosia (Issue 1 – Autumn 2008)

p.s. If you prefer quirky commentary to quirky poetry, we remind you to get a virtual shot of hot caffeine at the BabyBarista weblog (see our prior post), which was selected this week for the 2008 ABA Journal Blawg 100.  It’s a daily soap opera about the “reality” of life as a junior barrister at the English Bar — with characters to love and loathe, and plenty of ethical and anthropological issues to ponder over a cup of java.  If you enjoy BabyBarista, like we do, please consider voting for it in the “Beauty Pageant” going on from now until Jan. 2, 2009, at the ABA Journal website, by heading over to the Quirky category.

[orig. haiga here]

lipstick on his
coffee mug –
steam rising

photo: ARTHUR GIACALONE
poem: DAVID GIACALONE

December 3, 2008

Value Pricing by lawyers raises many ethical red flags

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 9:25 am

This posting was originally entitled “some Value Billing issues for today’s ABA Ethics Teleconference” —

At noon Eastern Standard Time today, a 90-minute ABA ethics teleconference and audio webcast will take place, titled “Billing Pitfalls & Pratfalls: Avoiding the Ethical Issues that Snag Attorneys.”  It’s sponsored by the ABA Family Law Section and Professional Responsibility Center.   The description of the session includes this sentence:

“Our expert faculty will discuss hot topic issues relating to  . . .  billing based on ‘value pricing’.”

I’m hoping that the faculty, Mark Chinn (of Jackson, MS, Moderator),  Lori Nelson (of Salt Lake City, UT ), and Chaim Steinberger (of New York, NY), will spend considerable time on the topic of the fiduciary and ethical obligations of lawyers using value billing — especially on standards for avoiding unreasonably high fees.  The issues are most pertinent with regard to the kind of “average” or “Main Street” clients seen by family and divorce lawyers and mediators — clients who are not sophisticated in dealing with lawyers or purchasing legal services.

As used here, “value billing” or “value pricing” is a pricing method in which fees are set in advance of the provision of legal services, based on the client’s perception (guess) of the “value” of those future services, rather than on the lawyer’s time expended, other efforts, costs or risks. [see A. Shields]. Value Billing is distinguished from the more common alternative pricing practice of using a “fixed fee” that attempts to mirror the expected or average cost to the law firm for providing a particular discrete service.

We’ve been raising questions about some of the principles and tactics of value billing for almost five years, and have garnered virtually no analysis of the issues by legal ethics experts or other commentators beyond those with a financial stake in the concept of value billing (a/k/a, value pricing).  See, e.g., our posts starting with “Value Billing and Lawyer Ethics” (Jan 28, 2004), and culminating in  “broadening the hourly billing debate” (Aug. 18, 2008), through “smart clients care about . . . marketplace ‘value’” (Nov. 25, 2008).

As discussed in our prior posts, we’ve seen many red flags that call for ethics scrutiny and guidance, or raise fiduciary concerns regarding value billing/pricing.  For example, value billing proponents:

  • over and over tell lawyers (and other professionals) they deserve to earn higher fees than they can charge using hourly billing, and that they will indeed achieve such higher fees and greater profits by using value billing; meanwhile, most clients seek alternative pricing mechanisms in search of lower fees than generated under hourly billing.
  • argue that value pricing can and should be divorced from the time and effort expended and other costs incurred in providing services to a client; and
  • attack hourly billing, the profession’s predominant method for setting fees, and the corresponding, century-old ethical standards for reasonableness (time and effort expended), as themselves unethical — without offering any standard other than the client’s guess as to value prior to seeing the results of the services rendered.  Of course, we have fiduciary duties of fair dealing and full disclosure precisely because many clients lack the information to make such judgments about a lawyer’s fees, competence, and diligence. [see our post “chronomentrophobia,” on the ethics and practicalities of hourly billing and alternatives]
  • offer tips for reducing a client’s price sensitivity and increasing the lawyer’s leverage in order to charge premium fees, and for achieving higher prices by using information about the client gathered in confidential discussions — including financial status and personal characteristics (such as the client’s emotional condition, anxieties, obsessions, sense of urgency, credulity, etc.).
  • advise lawyers to engage in price discrimination among clients who are fully capable of paying fees in full — in order to charge higher fees to those perceived as able or willing to pay more, and therefore to cherry-pick the highest paying clients and prune-away lower-paying ones (rather than serving more buyers, which is the traditional argument justifying price discrimination).
  • boast that value billing allows lawyers to circumvent competitive market forces that prevent an increase in their hourly rate, and to avoid passing on to clients efficiency gains that would reduce the number of hours billed;
  • praise “Change Orders” as a way to charge ultra-premium fees for any unexpected or added tasks, by using the leverage over the client that the situation creates [click for our reply to Ron Baker’s Auto Mechanic analogy];
  • suggest that lawyers can expect to work fewer hours using value billing and still achieve increased profits.
  • use lots of glib mantras, metaphors and maxims — many of which seem specious or inapt.
  • suggest that giving a money-back guarantee is sufficient to remove any issue of excessive fees — although Rule 1.5 bans agreeing on an unreasonable fee, as well as collecting one, and clients should not have the burden of deciding when to demand a refund; nor should they pay a hidden premium because the fee comes with a refund guarantee.

Some or all of the above issues need to be discussed today by the panel — and, we hope, someday soon by the law professors at the two major ethics blawgs, The Legal Ethics Forum and The Legal Profession Blog, as well as those at Concurring Opinions, and the consumer advocates at Public Citizen’s CL&P weblog.

As family law and mediation practitioners, I hope the panel will comment on Matt Homann’s approach to value billing for a service such as divorce mediation.  Rather than offering a reasonable hourly or flat fee up front, Matt would ask:

“What do you think X would be worth to you?” And remember, “X” is not a contract, will, or deed, but rather peace of mind, security, or some other intangible benefit tied to the specific legal service you’ll be providing.”

[My response to this in a post back in April 2005: “Homann’s Value Billing approach turns the fiduciary relationship into an auction, where the single potential buyer is unaware of the seller’s knockdown price and has no way to judge whether the object for sale is a valuable antique or a fake. No matter the soothing words and good-feely ambiance, it comes down to playing on the consumers fears and sentiments and then saying “make me an offer.” ]

.. Traditionally, “value” has meant “a good product at a good price,” and has always taken into account competitive market forces that tend to bring price down to the seller’s cost.  That’s why computers cost less today than a decade ago, although buyers “need” or “value” them more now, as they have become central in our business and personal lives.  So, we need to be suspicious, I believe, of a new definition of value that is based on a buyer guessing in advance just how much a product is worth, without knowing the quality or quantity of the services to be performed or the actual results, and with no connection to what the service costs the seller to produce.  To say a fee is “reasonable” if the client agrees to pay it (or agrees to the subjective “value” of the service), makes the rule against unreasonable fees moot.  We need a better standard and guidelines when using value billing.  Don’t we?

update (Dec. 29, 2008): Ron Baker continues his defense of Value Pricing, and I respond, in a set of Comments appearing in a prior post on the topic of value billing.

December 1, 2008

Cal. Milk Board wants TM for “got breastmilk?”

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 10:55 pm

&/or

A comment this evening by Jill Jalen goes a long way to solve the mystery raised in our post “got jugs?” (July 30, 2008).  Experts on breasts, babies, and trademark law — along with those interested in jugs and lawyer antics — all wondered why the California Milk Processor Board wanted Alaskan artist and breastfeeding advocate Barbara Holmes to stop using the slogan “got breastmilk?” on her onesies and infant t-shirts.  They said Holmes’ slogan infringed on their “got milk?” trademark, but that seemed unlikely.  Jill’s Comment brings things into better focus:  On October 6, 2008, the Board’s lawyers, Knox Lemmon Anapolsky LLP, filed a trademark application with the PTO for a mark that:

consists of the wording ‘got breastmilk?’ in all lower case letters in Phenix American font.”

According to the TARR status report for the as-yet-unassigned claim with the Serial Number 77586468, the Board intends to use the “got breastmilk?” mark with the following products:

  • baby blankets, children’s blankets and burp cloths
  • breast pads and breast-nursing pads
  • baby bottles, cups adapted for feeding babies and children, pacifiers, sippy cups, breast milk storage bottles, breast pumps and breast shields
  • baby backpacks and baby carriers worn on the body
  • clothing, namely, t-shirts, shirts, short-sleeved shirts, long-sleeved shirts, sweat shirts, infant bodysuits, pants, infant sleepers, hats, caps, cloth bibs, socks and infant onesies

When the story broke, a lot of folks ridiculed Knox Lemmon for making such a frivolous trademark dilution claim — arguing that there could be no confusion between the hand-written “got breastmilk?” logo used by Holmes and the well-known wording and font of “got milk?®.”  See “‘Got milk’ lawyers huff at Talkeetna artist’s parody” (Anchorage Daily News, July 25, 2008); via Overlawyered.com; and see “Legal Blog Watch;” Language Log; and Alaska Backwoods Lawyer.

Even this weblog said the “attack on Barbara Holmes and her onesies is silly as a matter of law and one more example that we’ve become an ‘overlawyered’ nation.”  However, we always caution others who mock the conduct of otherwise competent lawyers that we might not know all the pertinent facts (or motives), and that more information might indeed show us that dollars were at stake and the action was defensible.

That seems to be the case here – – the Milk Board apparently wanted to protect more than its “got milk?” franchise.  Nonetheless, if Stephen Byers and the other lawyers at Knox Lemmon had trouble with Holmes’ logo, they should be even more worried about this baby onesie product from The Mom’s Boutique in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, which appears to use the same font as the mark in the new application, as well as the original “got milk?” campaign:

.. baby onesie and t-shirt ..

Maybe trademark experts will help us determine whether the prior uses by the breastmilk advocates are a bar to the Milk Board’s application for a mark on “got breastmilk?”  Naturally, if this new product line is projected to be a cash cow, CMPB might be willing to use a little monetary suasion to obtain the rights to “got breastmilk?”.

dairy country…
in the pharmacy window
a breast pump display

… ed markowski – Bear Creek Haiku

silence
the baby finds
the breast

……………. by Yu Chang from Upstate Dim Sum

a winter cornucopia from The Heron’s Nest

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 12:16 pm

.. The Heron’s Nest (Vol. X, No. 4, December 2008)

Like the seasons, the haiku journal The Heron’s Nest returns with comforting regularity, showing us traditional and new ways to look at the world through one-breath poetry.  THN‘s editors have selected over a hundred unpublished haiku for this edition, and also included a lovingly-overflowing tribute to William J. Higginson.

A dozen of the new haiku are written by our Honored Guests.  This Gary Hotham haiku was one of the three “Editors’ Choice” poems:

more footsteps —
the broken branch
breaks again

………….. by Gary Hotham (Editors’ Choice selection)

Here are a half dozen more, as an appetizer:

New Year’s Day
our neighbors’ boots
in the mud room

late November
no leaves to break the fall
of heavy rain

… by Hilary Tann

split white birch
a beaver’s wake
reaches shore

…. by paul m.

icesnow —
the stab marks
of her pronged cane

…. by Roberta Beary

budding maples —
an updraft
of goldfinches

… by Barry George

the downpour ends
first one peep
then another

…. by George Swede

– all from The Heron’s Nest (Vol. X, No. 4, December 2008) –

The THN Tribute to William J. Higginson presents 60 poems by his admirers and students (which we all are), plus ten by Bill that appeared in The Heron’s Nest.

Here are tributes to Bill HIgginson by members of the f/k/a haijin family that you’ll find in the THN collection:

dusk
a half-ripe melon
frees itself from the vine

…. by Carolyn Hall

his passing . . .
the small fir collects
fallen leaves

….. by Tom Clausen

gray October
the poet’s voice
outlives him

….. by David Lanoue

full moon
and so my thoughts
turn to you

…. by Roberta Beary

sunset fades
from the highest peak —
autumn chill

…. by Laryalee Fraser

temple steps —
his shoes
in the autumn rain

….. by Hilary Tann

a memorial bell
tolls tolls and stops,
but his words . . .

…. by Alice Frampton

blue dragonfly
pine needles cover
the narrow path

…. by Peggy Willis Lyles

almost dry again
the drinking gourd . . .

….. by John Stevenson

— see our f/k/a tribute to Bill (Oct. 11, 2008)

.. .. ..   p.s. Speaking of corn and coping (and birds), Erik Turkewitz has a Thanksgiving-themed version of Blawg Review up today at his New York Personal Injury Lawyer weblog.  Blawg Review #188 is, of course, filled with links to Eric’s picks for the best recent posting on lawyer weblogs, set among his sub-theme of Arlo Guthrie and Alice’s Restaurant.  Since he and I differ on the utility of using themes for Blawg Review, Eric (after talking about copyright infringement) was gracious indeed — he re-published one of the senryu from our Thanksgiving Conversation post.

By the way, Eric pointed to Scott Greenfield’s fight against lawyer marketing and advertising at weblogs, which is a great excuse to end this post with a replica of this handy Proud No Marketing Weblog logo (which originally appeared at Gideon’s a public defender weblog, and was created by  the Urban Compass blog’s Heather Brandon of Hartford, CT; Gideon and Scott posted it in the original color with a red circle):

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