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December 20, 2007

focus on law office bullies

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 10:58 am

Oops! A little premature exposure at TCL.

(Dec. 21, 2007): The f/k/a Gang apologizes for any confusion. When we enthusiastically told you about the focus on office bullies in the upcoming issue of The Complete Lawyer yesterday, we forgot that the crew at TCL is still in the final stages of putting together the entire edition. That means that the links provided below will indeed take you to the featured articles, but you can’t yet navigate around the TCL site from those pages to see the entire Jan-Feb. 2008 version of The Complete Lawyer — because it doesn’t yet exist. The complete package won’t be available until the first week of January. So, please enjoy this preview, but blame the f/k/a Gang, and not Don Hutcheson’s crew at TCL for links that take you to their prior editions, and not to the understandably not-yet-ready-for-blog-time Vol. 4, No.1.

Of course, you could do a lot worse — while clicking around in cyberspace instead of producing billable hours today — than serendipitously checking out the TCL archives, which strive to provide “Tools and insights on professional development and quality of life and career issues that impact every lawyer’s success and satisfaction.”

bully Victoria Pynchon of the Settle It Now Negotiation Blog has a great little gift for anyone like myself needing help procrastinating over that Holiday To-Do List — a preview of the newest edition of The Complete Lawyer magazine, which will focus on law office bullies and nasties. (via Stephanie at Idealawg) In her post “The Complete Lawyer to Out Workplace Bullies,” Victoria tells us about, and links to, her own contribution to the new TCL edition: “Why Lawyers Are Unhappy… And Make Others Unhappy, Too,” which she says “is a personal confessional of workplace misbehavior. In fact, it’s just about as personal as you can get without committing professional suicide.” Pynchon points out that striving for power, wealth and prestiges is a very unlikely path to happiness, even if you achieve them. (Although she focuses on lawyers who are “feeling trapped by our own success,” I must say that an awful lot of bullying seems to come from people who are feeling trapped by their lack of success and taking it out on those below them in the law firm pecking order).

As you might have guessed, the inspiration for this topic was Robert I Sutton’s book “The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn’t,” which was released in early 2007. f/k/a focused on Sutton’s prior writings about Lawyer A$$H©les in a post last February. A key point was made by quoting Aric Press of American Lawyer:

“At a minimum, what I’m suggesting is that you [law firm managers] ask yourselves this question: Why do we put up with this behavior? If the answer is 2,500 value-billed hours, at least you will have identified your priorities without incurring the cost of a consultant.”

By the Way:  I recently learned at David Maister’s weblog that The No Asshole Rule was given the 2007 Quill Award as best Business book of the year.  The Quills honor “the year’s most entertaining and enlightening titles.”

under mistletoe –
the CEO flashes
this year’s bonus checks

…………………………………………….. by dagosan donkeyS

Sutton, a Professor of Management Science and Engineering at Stanford University, has an article in the new TCL, “The No Asshole Rule by Robert Sutton.” Although it does not deal directly with lawyers, it is a good summary of his thoughts. The article concludes with:

DeleteButtonN “Treating people with respect rather than contempt makes good business sense, although it won’t always be enough to help save a troubled company. We can never know what the future will bring to our organizations and our lives. But if you work with other people, you know with 100% certainty that your days will be filled with face-to-face and phone conversations, email exchanges, meetings, and other kinds of human interactions—and that your moments, hours, and days at work will be more meaningful, peaceful, and fun if you work in a place where the no-asshole rule reigns supreme.”

Victoria provides links to four additional articles from the TCL focus on workplace bullying, in Vol. 4, No. 1 (Jan-Feb. 2008):

Now, before I get even grumpier about my unattended Christmas card list, I’m gonna sign off for today, and leave you with a few poems from the f/k/a Christmas Season Haiku page:

Christmas morning–
misty breath of cows
rising where they lie

stockings on the mantel . . .
the child’s eyes follow sparks
up the chimney

………… by Randy Brooks from School’s Out

solstice sunset
beside dad’s pink slip
her christmas list

two nights before…
tiger hones his claws
on the christmas tree trunk

………………………..………. by ed markowski

- a public-service announcement that warms our heart:

Maryland DOT/SHA

September 17, 2007

there’s no busyness like blawg busyness

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 9:32 pm

Going four days without a nap (while communing with haikuists, nature, and relatives, in Rochester, NY) has left the entire f/k/a Gang in a state of severe hammock deprivation and suspended concatenation. Lucky for you, Anita Campbell of Small Business Trends weblog has been weaving together a list of recent weblawg articles of interest to small business persons and little-old busy-bodies, for this week’s Blawg Review #126. If you’re looking for something interesting to read, head over to Anita’s place (after finishing this post, of course).

To explain why her business website is hosting a lawyer weblog roundup, Anita has opined previously that “businesspeople can be better at business by learning more about the law. And lawyers can benefit from knowing more about business. Armed with knowledge, we are all better off.” She also appears to believe that lawyers have more creative blog names than their entrepeneurial counterparts. Among other fascinating recent blawg posts, Ms. Campbell points to pieces on:

Blawg Review #126 even has a link to f/k/a’s recent discussion of the Dangers of Alternative Billing Methods (which has attracted some heated Comments - and responses), for which we are most grateful.

Prof. Yabut wants to get to bed, and haikuEsq wants to change the subject, as we close this breathless non-posting:

city park
neon signs & fireflies
in sync

sunday school lesson…
a young boy counts
his ribs

…………………………………… by ed markowski
“city park” - Mainichi Daily News, August 13, 2007 (#698)
“sunday school lesson” - Simply Haiku (senryu section, Summer 2007, vol 5 no 2)

And, one more from ed written today: napHammock

season’s end
every pennant on the stadium roof
pointing south

September 16, 2007

introducing Sarah Painting

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 7:47 pm

As I mentioned in this morning’s update to my posting on the Haiku Society of America’s annual meeting in Rochester, NY, I had the great pleasure yesterday of meeting Sarah Painting at last night’s haiku-sharing session. Sarah is the nine-year-old daughter of f/k/a’s Honored Guest Poet Tom Painting, of Rochester. She read five of her poems to the assembled audience of haiku poets and charmed us all. This morning, she accompanied her dad, when he led seven other haiku poets on a ginko (a haiku-inspiring walk or tour) at the spectacular Mt. Hope Cemetery (more from wikipedia), and was kind enough to say that I could share two of her poems with f/k/a’s audience. Here are two that I first heard last night:

summer evening girlSliding
a hot dog smell

on the breeze

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funeral home
a girl comforts
her mom’s cry

……………………………. by sarah painting (9-years old, Rochester, NY, 2007)

Watching her interact with her father (who teaches creative writing at the Rochester School for the Arts), it was clear that her poems are her own, with Tom asking [non-leading] questions that allow Sarah to think about the content and form of the poems she creates — while encouraging her love of the genre and the process of writing. Sarah also indicated that she may want to enter the world of haiku publishing and editing herself. She asked each of the ginko participants to send her a poem (either inspired by today’s walk or previously written), and has offered to put them into a small “chapbook” that will be produced and sent to each of us. A great offer and an excellent memento of our excellent end-of-summer haiku walk. So, when we hear the name Painting and haiku in the same sentence, we’ll all be asking “Tom or Sarah?”

HSALogo p.s. Jerome Cushman and Michael Ketchek of the Rochester Area Haiku Group were the judges for this year’s Nicholas A. Virgilio Memorial Haiku Competition, which is a contest from HSA for students in grades 7 through 12. Click the link to see the quality haiku from kids just a few of years older than Sarah.

September 14, 2007

Patty Wetterling tells “the harm in sex offender laws”

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 9:14 am

 Since the day in 1989, when her son Jacob was kidnapped by a stranger, Patty Wetterling has “been on a journey to find him and to stop this from ever happening to another child, another family.”  She and her husband are co-founders of the Jacob Wetterling Foundation, which works to prevent sexual violence against children.  When Patty Wetterling speaks out against sex offender laws, we should listen.  Here is part of the opening of her op/ed piece  “The harm in sex-offender laws“  from this morning’s Sacramento Bee, (Sept. 14, 2007).

I’m worried that we’re focusing so much energy on naming and shaming convicted sex offenders that we’re not doing as much as we should to protect our children from other real threats.

Many states make former offenders register for life, restrict where they can live, and make their details known to the public. And yet the evidence suggests these laws may do more harm than good.

The piece was written in conjunction with the release of the Report on Wednesday of “No Easy Answers: Sex Offender Laws in the US, by Human Rights Watch (see our post).   It concludes:

   “We need to keep sight of the goal: no more victims. We need to be realistic. Not all sex offenders are the same. Not all sex offenses are the same. We need to ask tougher questions: What can we do to help those who have offended so that they will not do it again? What are the social factors contributing to sexual violence and how can we turn things around? None of us want our loved ones to be victims of sexual violence. None of us want to be the parent or sibling or child of a sex offender. But since the vast majority of sexual assaults are committed by someone known to the family, sexual violence becomes personal very quickly. It affects all of us.

“We need better answers. We need to fund prevention programs that stop sexual violence before it happens. We need to look at what can help those released from prison to succeed so that they don’t victimize again — and that probably means housing and jobs and treatment and community support. Given that current laws are extremely popular, taking truly effective measures may exact a high political price. But that’s surely not too much to pay to prevent the kidnap, rape or murder of another child.”

Here’s the Comment of Rev. David Hess, of The Pastor.net, to Wetterling’s article:

Thank you Patty! I am a member of the Board of Directors of SOhopeful International. We are working with families, citizens and professionals to change the way Megan’s Law and similar legislation mandates the registration, tracking and community notification of non-violent, low risk sex offenders. We are making this effort in order to strengthen the Sex Offender Registry (SOR) and make it more effective, to help it to accomplish what it was originally intended to do.

Many of the current laws are counterproductive. We, like the Jacob Wetterling Foundations, want former offenders to succeed. When they do, our communities are safer. Denying former offenders housing, employment, and stable family lives makes our communities less safe.

We strongly agree that we need to prevent these crimes before they happen. Our hope is that lawmakers will consider such initiatives as http://www.therapy-key.com/

C. David Hess
SOhopeful International

Click this link to find information from JWF on child sexual abuse prevention education.

June 25, 2007

morphing one two three

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 10:38 pm

ooh Harvard has once again “upgraded” its webserver and — once again — left this weblog with a formatting nightmare, and the unwelcomed need to change its “theme” (which controls how the weblog appears). We should soon be able to choose a new theme/look for f/k/a.

update (June 26, 2007, 1 PM): Please excuse our dust while we experiment with “themes” to see how they look and what they do to our complicated formatting.

first hot day . . .
dog and master jostle
for one spot of shade

………………………………by dagosan

June 15, 2007

Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 8:28 am

This outline has been prepared by Arthur J. Giacalone, Attorney-at-Law, as a handout at the Erie Institute of Law’s CLE program entitled “You Want to Build What? Where?: Public Input in Private Development,” held in Buffalo, NY, on June 15, 2007. While the author hopes that readers will find it informative, it is not intended as legal advice. 

The Law Office of Arthur J. Giacalone is located at 140 Knox Road, P.O. Box 63, East Aurora, New York 14052. Telephone: (716) 687-1902. E-mail: ajglaw AT verizon DOT net . He is a member of the New York State Bar (since 1975).

Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles

I. The “Uneven Playing Field”.

Contrary to the complaints one often hears from developers and their counsel, residents concerned about projects proposed for their communities have always faced an uneven playing field. The obstacles are political, legal, bureaucratic, financial, etc. E.g.:

A. “Sophisticated developers and compliant officials”.[1]

B. Inadequate notice/time to prepare for hearings; opportunity to be heard.[2]

C. Difficulties accessing information, despite FOIL and Open Meetings Law.[3]

D. Legal principles favoring the applicant/municipality.[4]

E. Short limitations periods.[5]

F. Economic disparity.[6]

II. Efforts To Further Tilt The Playing Field.

An increasingly hostile legal system, political climate and media have contributed to an environment where protection of the interests of residents becomes a more challenging task each year. Here are a number of examples:

A. The erosion of SEQRA’s effectiveness:

1. The State DEC: Adoption of weakened regulations January 1996.[7]

2. The Judiciary: All-too-frequent disregard of the “Strict Compliance” Rule.[8]

NYCA’s prediction has come true: “[T]he requirement of strict compliance and attendant spectre of de novo environmental review insure that agencies will err on the side of meticulous care in their environmental review. Anything less than strict compliance, moreover, offers an incentive to cut corners and then cure defects only after protracted litigation, all at the ultimate expense of the environment.” King v. Saratoga Co. Bd. of Supervisors, 89 NY2d 341 (1996).

3. Lead agencies: Allowing project sponsors to draft FEIS, Findings Statement.[9]


B. Transformation of Art. 78s: No longer Expedited/Streamlined Resolution of Disputes.

1. Courts: Expanding Who is a “Necessary Party”.

Some recent court decisions interpreting CPLR 1001’s “necessary party” requirement in the context of land use litigation have insisted on the naming of the landowner as a respondent/defendant.[10] Our State’s highest court has even warned in a footnote that “omitting the landowner from the litigation may be fatal”.[11] The disastrous nature of such an omission stems from the short periods of limitations applicable to most land use cases.[12]

Requiring petitioners in an Article 78 proceeding to name as respondents all property owners “who might be inequitably affected by a judgment” (even when they are not the applicant) is certainly an effective way to reduce the number of cases where a court must reach a decision on the merits. But the approach disregards both the streamlined nature of Article 78 proceedings, and the mechanism set forth at CPLR § 7802(d) for dealing with “other interested persons”: “The court may direct that notice of the proceeding be given to any person. It may allow other interested persons to intervene.”

Attorneys for petitioners/plaintiffs in land use cases need to take a cautious approach when deciding who will be included as respondents/defendants given how difficult, if not impossible, rectifying the error may be if a court rules that a “necessary party” has been omitted. However, where significant numbers of property owners may, arguably, be “necessary parties”, but including them as respondents is impractical, consider commencing the Art. 78 proceeding by Order to Show Cause, and asking the Court to order publication of a notice to potential “interested parties” in the municipality’s official newspaper. Where possible, have the notice published prior to the expiration of the statute of limitations.

2. Respondents’ Counsel: Increasing the Burden on Petitioners.

Many attorneys for government agencies and developers have “forgotten” that Article 78 proceedings were meant to provide a vehicle for expedited and streamlined resolution of disputes. Multiple requests for adjournments, meritless motions to dismiss, “boilerplate” affirmative defenses, and “boxes” of records (at times, “unedited”) have needlessly increased the cost of litigation for petitioners and decreased the likelihood of a prompt and fair determination.

C. The Creation of an Atmosphere of Intimidation.

1. Developers v. Government Officials: Increased Threats to Sue for Damages.

It seems that developers and property owners are frequently threatening to sue municipalities and/or government officials for money damages if their proposed projects are denied. They claim “regulatory takings”, violations of “vested rights”, due process violations, etc. Such threats are intended to have a “chilling effect” on local officials, and often do.

The New York Court of Appeals has ruled against disgruntled developers and property owners in these retaliatory actions. For example:

- Smith v. Town of Mendon, 4 NY3d 1 (2004). Held: No “exaction” or unconstitutional taking occurred when town conditioned approval of a site plan for a single-family home upon landowners’ acceptance of a conservation restriction, in perpetuity, on other environmentally sensitive portions of the property.

- Twin Lakes Development Corp. v. Town of Monroe, 1 NY3d 98 (2003). Held: Town’s imposition, as condition for approval of a proposed residential development, of a fixed fee of $1,500 per residential lot in lieu of parkland dedication was not a “taking” under the 5th Amendment; also, the lack of a hearing to review the reasonableness of the amount of the fee did not violate the developer’s procedural due process rights.

- Bonnie Briar Syndicate, Inc. v. Town of Mamaroneck, 94 NY2d 96 (1999). Held: Change in zoning of a 150-acre tract of land, that had been used as a golf course, from residential to solely recreational use, did not constitute a regulatory taking under the 5th and 14th amendments, where the change substantially advanced legitimate state interests and was in response to years of study and documentation.

The acquisition of a “vested right” to proceed with a project involves much more than a mere “shovel in the ground,” as our State’s highest court has explained:

In New York, a vested right can ge acquired when, pursuant to a legally issued permit, the landowner demonstrates a commitment to the purpose for which the permit was granted by effecting substantial changes and incurring substantial expenses to further the development [cites omitted]. Neither the issuance of a permit [cites omitted] nor the landowner’s substantial improvements and expenditures, standing alone, will establish the right. The landowner’s actions relying on a valid permit must be so substantial that the municipal action results in serious loss rendering the improvements essentially valueless [cite omitted].

Town of Orangetown v. Magee, 88 NY2d 41, 47-48, 643 NYS2d 21, 24-25 (1996).[13]

C. The Creation of an Atmosphere of Intimidation. (Cont.)

2. Labeling of Residents as “NIMBYs”, “Un-American”, “Obstructionists”, etc.

Some advocates of so-called “progress”, including some developers, public officials and members of the media, are engaged in a concerted effort to belittle and silence neighborhood residents who dare to speak out against a proposed project. The residents are castigated as obstructionists, labeled NIMBYs (Not In My Back Yard), and even called “Un-American”. Developers are portrayed as saints, residents as villains.

But these pro-business forces are distorting the zoning process and turning it on its head:

- Nearby residents are the ones most directly affected by new development, their property values lowered, privacy invaded, and quality of life diminished by noise and traffic. They have the most to lose, and, therefore, the greatest right to speak out.

- Courts grant nearby neighbors, but not the public generally, standing to challenge the legality of land use decisions.[14]

- Zoning laws require that public hearing notices be given to residents and property owners in close proximity to a project site.[15]

- It is the adjacent and nearby property owners who have been given the power by our State Legislature to trigger a “supermajority vote” when a municipality is considering a zoning change.[16]

Given the level of hostility exhibited towards residents, it is fortunate that both the State Legislature and the courts have taken steps to protect their rights to petition their government and to express their opinions. For example:

- Anti-SLAPP[17] Suit legislation: Civil Rights Law, § 70-a et seq. (actions involving public petition and participation).

- DRT Construction Co., Inc. v. Lenkei, 176 AD2d 1229 (4th Dept. 1991) (flyers opposing a 288-acre development, referring to the developers as “profit hungry land abusers” and depicting three men in Hitler moustaches on a bulldozer running over a deer, were not defamatory and were constitutionally protected opinion on a subject of public controversy).



[1] The 2d Dept. wisely urged “judicial vigilance” in circumstances where “sophisticated developers and compliant officials” have “learned … to maneuver” through the requirements of the SEQRA and the zoning process. Sutton Area Community v. Board of Estimates of the City of New York, 165 AD2d 456, 568 NYS2d 35 (2d Dept. 1991), revd. on other grounds 78 NY2d 945, 573 NYS2d 638 (1991).
[2] Town Law, for example, requires a mere 5-day notice for zoning variances, special use permits, site plan and subdivision review; 10-day notice for zoning changes.
[3] Many municipalities disregard the mandate that, “All SEQR documents and notices… must be maintained in files that are readily accessible to the public and made available on request.” 6 NYCRR 617.12(b)(3).
[4] For example: Zoning amendments are presumed to be constitutional. Conifer Development, Inc. City of Syracuse, 100 AD2d 730 (4th Dept. 1984); zoning laws are to be given a strict construction because they are in derogation of common-law rights. FG & L Property Corp. v. City of Rye, 66 NY2d 111 (1985).
[5] The statute of limitations for commencing a CPLR Art. 78 proceeding is four months, “unless a shorter time is provided in the law authorizing the proceeding.” CPLR 217(1). Many “30-day” statutes exist, including, for example, challenges to variances, site plan and subdivision reviews, special use permits, etc.
[6] As the NY Court of Appeals stated when considering standing for neighborhood and civic associations: “It should be readily apparent that a person desiring relaxation of zoning restrictions-such as a change from residential to business-has little to lose and much to gain if he can prevail. He is not reluctant to spend money in retaining special counsel and real estate appraisers if it will bring him the desired result. The individual owner of developed land in the neighborhood, on the other hand, may not, at the time, realize the impact the proposed change of zoning will have on his property, or, realizing the effect, may not have the financial resources to effectively oppose the proposed change. Thus, the neighboring property owners rarely fight as hard for zoning protection as the developer or speculator does for relaxation of zoning restrictions. Against this background of economic disparity, an individual property owner, who stands only to gain (or prevent the loss of) the maintenance of the status quo as regards the value of his homestead and his peace and quiet, cannot be expected, nor should he be required, to assume by himself the burden and expense of challenging the zoning change. Even if successful, the aggrieved individual will not be able to recoup his expenditures.” Douglaston Civic Associations, Inc. v. Galvin, 36 NY2d 1, 6-7 (1974).
[7] Under the guise of “streamlining, clarifying and simplifying” its regulations, the State DEC amended 6 NYCRR Part 617 on 1/1/1996 and weakened this important tool. SEQRA was enacted in 1975 because state and local agencies consistently ignored environmental factors when undertaking or approving projects or activities The same economic and political forces that caused the environment to be ignored prior to its enactment reacted with hostility and resistance to SEQRA, and successfully lobbied for changes that: reduced site-specific and project-specific review of projects; added new categories to the Type II list eliminating the need for review (without adding anything to the Type I list); decreased the information available to residents at the time of a proposed rezoning, thereby lessening their effectiveness; etc.
[8] NY’s appellate courts held for years that “strict compliance with the prescribed procedures in SEQRA is required,” and the courts enforced the rule. E.g., Jackson v. NYS Urban Dev. Corp, 67 NY2d 400 (1986). In 1992, the 4th Dept. carved out a narrow exception to the “strict compliance” rule in Golden Triangle Associates v. Town Bd. of Town of Amherst, 185 AD2d 617 (AD4 1992). Intentionally or not, that case helped to create a crack in the “strict compliance” rule that has grown and grown over the years.
[9] The most significant part of the final EIS is “the lead agency’s responses to all substantive comments” to the draft EIS. Pursuant to the SEQR regulations, “the lead agency is responsible for the adequacy and accuracy of the final EIS, regardless of who prepares it.” 6 NYCRR 617.9(b)(8). At a minimum, the spirit, if not the letter, of SEQRA is violated where “the governmental entity responsible for the final policy decision to proceed with a project … is insulated from consideration of environmental factors,” see Coca-Cola Bottling Co. of New York, 72 NY2d 674, 679-682 (1988), or a lead agency fails to “exercise its critical judgment on all issues presented in the DEIS.” See Penfield Panorama Area Community, Inc. v. Town of Penfield Planning Board, 253 AD2d 342, 350, 688 NYS2d 848, 853-854 (4th Dept. 1999).
[10] For example, Spence v. Cahill, 300 AD2d 992, 752 NYS2d 511 (AD4 2002); Manupella v. Troy City ZBA, 272 AD2d 761, 707 NYS2d 707 (AD3 2000); Karmel v. White Plains Common Council, 284 AD2d 464, 726 NYS2d 692 (AD2 2001).
[11] See Red Hook/ Gowanus Chamber of Commerce v. NYC Board of Standards & Appeals, 5 N.Y.3d 452, 839 N.E.2d 878, 805 N.Y.S.2d 525 (2005).
[12] Not only are statutes of limitations short for Art. 78 proceedings, pursuant to CPLR § 306-b, “service shall be made not later than 15 days after the date on which the applicable statute of limitations expires” unless the court “upon good cause shown or in the interest of justice” extends the time for service.

[13] Note: Even where an owner or developer obtains a vested right in a project, the vested rights do not extend to “new, additional or different structures and developments”. See Schoonmaker Homes-John Steinberg, Inc. v. Village of Maybrook, 178 AD2d 722, 725, 576 NYS2d 954, 956 (3d Dept. 1991); also see Almor Associates v. Town of Skaneateles, 231 AD2d 863, 864, 647 NYS2d 316, 317 (4th Dept. 1996).

[14] See, e.g., Sun-Brite Car Wash, Inc. v. Board of Zoning and Appeals, 69 NY2d 406, 414, 515 NYS2d 418, 422 (1987) (”[A]n allegation of close proximity alone may give rise to an inference of damage or injury that enables a nearby owner to challenge a zoning board decision without proof of actual injury.”); Gernatt Asphalt Products, Inc. v. Town of Sardinia, 87 NY2d 668, 642 NYS2d 164 (1996) (”The proximity alone permits an inference that the challenger possesses an interest different from other members of the community.”).
[15] Note: “The fact that a person received, or would be entitled to receive, mandatory notice of an administrative hearing because it owns property adjacent to or very close to the property in issue gives rise to a presumption of standing in a zoning case.” Sun-Brite, supra, 69 NY2d at 413-414, 515 NYS2d at 421-422.
[16] See Town Law § 265, Village Law § 7-708, General City Law § 83.
[17] “SLAPP” stands for “Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation”.

May 29, 2007

roberta beary archive

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 8:27 pm

 

– below is a list of f/k/a postings featuring two or more haiku or other haikai by this Honored Guest poet -  you can also use the Search Box in our Sidebar to find additional haiku by this poet on this website –

-  click here for the Guest Poet Archive Index - sunglassesG

Roberta Beary [info

two genuine haiku lawyers (Aug. 19, 2004)
all day with roberta (Aug. 20, 2004)
far from dafur (Aug. 25, 2004)
your hand in my pocket (Sept. 10, 2004)
contraband (Sept. 19, 2004)
wedding news in our haiku family (Sept. 29, 2004)
until the cat stirs (Nov. 9, 2004)
come on back, son (Dec. 21, 2004)

the get-well card (Feb. 7, 2005) 
the valentine-divorce lawyer (Feb. 12, 2005)
from an overheated room (Feb. 28, 2005)
coins in the cup (April 7, 2005)
LSF again features lawyer poets (May 6, 2005)
a haiku father’s day (June 19, 2005)
an empty swing (July 17, 2005)
don’t be a stranger (Sept. 10, 2005)
agita & attention deficit disorder (Oct. 28, 2005)
honors in Kuamamoto for Roberta Beary (Dec. 4, 2005)
clients who ruin christmas (Dec. 20, 2005)
finally: February Feb. 1, 2006

clients clipped in fat-booty coupon settlement Feb. 10, 2006    
haiku from the Vancouver Cherry Blossom Festival  Feb. 19, 2006
more lawyer poetry from Legal Studies Forum March 8, 2006
d.c. dreams - cherry blossoms at their peak   March 30, 2006
Blawg Review #52 April 10, 2006
coffee, tea or doggie? May 15, 2006
how you gonna keep ‘em in town? May 17, 2006

“Anonymous Lawyer” [”stranger danger” haibun] May 29, 2006
a summer trip to the Simply Haiku website June 28, 2006
lily days (Aug. 4, 2006)
(sigh) it’s love litigating lawyers day Aug. 31, 2006
baseballs and champions Oct. 18, 2006
puritans, prudes & professional picklepusses (Nov. 25, 2006)
lawyers appreciate good haiku (Dec. 29, 2006)

yes, her again Jan. 3, 2007
UILC conference on lawyers and poetry (Feb. 16, 2007)
cherry blossom festivals and haiku (March 8, 2007)
what the hell’s a Hoya (March 25, 2007)
overly-protective orders? (April 18, 2007)
turn-on and turn-offs (April 26, 2007)
a mother of an Identity Theft problem (May 11, 2007)
they’re enabling elderly abuse (May 21, 2007)
judges favor lawyers May 29, 2007 

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May 22, 2007

baseball haiku party today in nyc

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 1:29 pm

baseballDiamond  If you can hustle down to the National Arts Club by 8 PM tonight (May 22, 2007), you can participate in a Celebration of Haiku & Baseball with Billy Collins.  Here’s how the NAC Events Calendar describes tonight’s presentation:

Reading & Booksigning

Former poet laureate of the United States and bestselling author Billy Collins will read from and talk about his recent book of haiku, She Was Just Seventeen. Former president of the Haiku Society of America, Cor van den Heuvel, will then read and discuss haiku from his new book Baseball Haiku (co-edited with Nanae Tamura), and three of the featured poets in the book—Alan Pizzarelli, Ed Markowski, and Brenda Gannam—will read their baseball haiku

BaseballHaikuCover We’ve been sharing poems from Baseball Haiku (Cor van den Heuvel and Nanae Tamura, eds., W.W. Norton Press, April 1, 2007) over the past couple of months (see here, there, here).  f/k/a is proud to have so many of its Honored Guests featured in a volume of “The best haiku ever written about the game.”  We’re especially proud that over 20 of the 200 poems were penned by “our own” Ed Markowski.  dagosan and haikuEsq would love to be at NAC this evening to hear Ed read a selection of his poetry.   Here are a few:

 

April rain
my grandson practices
his infield chatter

 

late innings  infielderG 
the shortstop backpedals
into fireflies

 

bases loaded
the rookie pitcher
blows a bubble

 

 

spring training . . .
flamingoes graze
on the mansion lawn

 

winter reverie
the faint scent of bubblegum
on an old baseball card

 

 ……………………. by ed markowski 

 

NHDavidAtBat1953s larger: haiga, MagnaPoets, April 11, 2007

sacrifice fly –
markowski’s
on third

poem: David Giacalone
photo: Mama G. 

squinting to see him –
another generation
sent to right field

……….. by David Giacalone, Baseball HaikuRoadrunner Haiku Journal (V:4, Nov. 2005)

update (May 23, 2007): The newest edition of Simply Haiku (Vol. 5:2, Summer 2007) has a review of Baseball Haiku, by professor of English, and poet-editor Johnye Strickland.  The same issue features the baseball senryu of Cor van den Heuvel, with 7 poems from Baseball Haiku.

May 11, 2007

the f/k/a Mother’s Day haiku collection

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 2:02 pm

 

   On this page, you will find haiku and senryu that present mothers and Mother’s Day from many perspectives.  They are written by f/k/a’s Honored Guest Poets.  Click the link to find the archive for each poet whose work appears on this page.

 

 

catching a firefly
   & letting it go…
mother’s day

 

 

 the groundskeeper rests
        against her stone…
   mother’s day

 

 

i follow her recipe,
  but something’s missing…
      mother’s day

 

……. by ed markowski

 

spring sun
warm on my back
mother’s day

Sunday morning –
humming a tune
my mother taught me

 

evening class
a toddler comes in
with her mother

 

cutting the moon cake
just like my mother
Mid Autumn Festival

silence
the baby finds
the breast

……………………. Yu Chang from Upstate Dim Sum

 

mother’s day
a nurse unties
the restraints

 

from here
to there
mother’s silence

 

blossom viewing—
mother shrinks deeper
into her shawl

 

ice patch
the surprising strength
of mother’s grip

 

………… by roberta beary
“mother’s day” - The Heron’s Nest VII:2; Big Sky: RMA 2006
“blossom viewing” - Hon. Mem, Vancourver Cherry Blossom Festival 2007
“from here” -  2nd Place, Penumbra Haiku Contest 2006
“ice patch” - “ice patch” - The Heron’s Nest VIII:4 (Dec. 2006)

 

Mother’s Day
the florist adds kisses
to my card

 

mother’s email
X’s after
the :-)

 

for a second time
eight candles
on mother’s birthday cake

……………. by Hilary Tann - Upstate Dim Sum 
 

standing here
at this window, remembering mother
standing here

 

all through
his temper tantrum
her calm

 

……………… by Tom Clausen
“standing here” - from standing here (1998)
“all through”  from Homework (2000)

April –
the bare navel
of a swollen belly

 

Mother’s Day
that first breath of air
outside the door

 

World History
my mother’s
margin notes

 

children’s gardens
all the scarecrows
dressed like mom

……………. by John Stevenson - Upstate Dim Sum
except: “Mother’s Day” - from Quiet Enough

winter sunset
buttoning mother’s coat
up to her chin

 

 

starless night
she knows he is
one of her sons

 

so suddenly winter
baby teeth at the bottom
of the button jar

 

…………… by Carolyn Hall
“winter sunset” - Frogpond XXVIII: 3
“starless night” - Frogpond XXVIII:2 (2005)

 

the daughter taps flour
into a mixing bowl . . .
mother’s apron tight

 

 

 

cool evening . . .
mother takes me by the arm
from grave to grave

 

…………… by randy brooks
“the daughter” - ” - School’s Out (1999)
“cool evening” - from Haiku: A Poet’s Guide

 

 

mother-in-law…
he adjusts the sprinkler
for the fourth time

 

new pink sneakers –
grandma’s porch step
still creaks

 

 

 

faded recipe. . .
peeling apples
with grandma

 

 

………… by Laryalee Fraser
“new pink sneakers” - clouds peak #2
“faded recipe. . .”  - The Heron’s Nest (Vol. VIII 2006)

 

morning milking
the white
of mother’s breast

 

 

dead calf
a mother licks
the wind  

………. by alice frampton
“morning milking” - New Resonance 3; Haiku Canada Newsletter XVI:3
“dead calf” - The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)

 

Mother’s Day
a bit of shell
in the chowder

………….. by paul m - tug of the current & Modern Haiku 35:3

mother-daughter
   small talk
   snap beans

for her mother
bluets
root and all

 

………….. by Peggy Lyles - To Hear the Rain

 

 

Mother Day alone
arranging roses
with no scent

 

after her death
composing roses
instead of words

…………….. by Pamela Miller Ness

Mom’s sunburnt back . . .
first the youngest touches it,
the the eldest

………………………….. by randy brooks - School’s Out (1999)

mom makes
grandma’s holiday soup -
steam and tears

 

Mother’s Day visit
  bringing home her smile
                    and her frown

………………………………………. by dagosan

 

HaigaTulipsGS   orig. haiga at MagnaPoets (May 10, 2007)     

grayskies
on mother’s day -
grandma’s favorite park

poem: david giacalone
photo: arthur giacalone

 

December 8, 2006

gotta get a little holiday spirit

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 12:40 am

 

 snowflake  As the following dagosan poems indicate, I’m still not quite in the holiday spirit.  Maybe a few more haiku and senryu from my friends will help.  If not, I’ve still got a couple weeks.

 

setting up the creche –
the Baby’s name
uttered over and over

married a decade
she hides
the mistletoe

married a decade snowflake
he buys
new mistletoe

furious -
that godless salesgirl said
“Happy Holidays!”

[for Steve Bainbridge]

 

. . . . by dagosan/david giacalone
 

 santaDude

christmas morning
the old retriever gets
all the innards

 

 

christmas evening
the goose she raised
all summer

. . . . by ed markowski

Christmas pageant—                   snowflake  snowflake       
the one who had to get married
plays virgin Mary

 

 

 

another Christmas . . .
my parents visit
the son in prison

 

 . . . . by Lee Gurga from Fresh Scent (1998)

 

Christmas Day
  the exchange
    of custody

first snow…
settling into
old feelings

. . . . . by John Stevenson
“christmas Day” - from Some of the Silence
“first snow” - Upstate Dim Sum 2006/I

snowflake

MomTwins50  Happy 80th Birthday, to Mama G!   snowflake

September 13, 2006

lost on the Road to “L”

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 2:06 pm

 

Over the past month, many real law professors have been offering advice
to “1Ls” — first year law students — as they begin law school.  There’s a good
Web Roundup by Austin Groothuis for CALI’s Pre-law Blog (via Rob Truman at
Boley Blog); and see Jim Maule at Mauled Again; Michael O’Hear at PrawfsBlawg;
Illya Somin at Volokh Conspiracy; and Brannan Denning at Instapundit.

 

VC’s Orin Kerr, writing at his own weblog OrinKerr.com, voiced a common
theme when he said to 1Ls “it is normal to feel lost.”   The f/k/a Gang wants
to do our part (without bending our hiatus promise too outrageously), by
pointing out that much of that “lost” feeling never does go away — because
far too many law school applicants, law students and practicing lawyers
never took the time to assess who they really are and what they actually
do want from life and from a career.

With that in mind, we point back to two of Prof. Yabut’s posts from last year, 
with the hope that the all-important assessment process will be high on every
law student’s must-do-now list, despite all those everyday 1L aggravations.  See:

- 1L of a decision (Aug. 16, 2005) (law student know thyself)

Here are a few quotes from Prof. Yabut’s assessment sermons:  noYabutsN

“Only a silly a$$ doesn’t self-assess.  Frankly, there are enough lost, unhappy souls practicing law as it is, without you — yes, you! — adding to the numbers by blindly careening toward a painful, depressing legal career.

“Listen to your gut and your heart.  Cutting your losses is a lot better than “investing” in a career and lifestyle that will make you (and your loved ones) miserable.” 

“The best way to be on the road toward a legal career that is in sync with your passions, values and rhythms is to know who you are.  Honestly, almost none of us can do that without making a real commitment of time and energy in the process of self-assessment.”

during discussion
on the meaning of life . . . the crunch
of a student’s apple

 . . .  by Prof. George Swede from Almost Unseen

windowless classroom
the blank look
same as last term

. . . by Prof. Yu Chang from Upstate Dim Sum  (2002/1)

August 29, 2006

still allergic to (o)pine

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu, Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 11:07 am

 

It’s been almost three months since the f/k/a “Gang” announced “our” Punditry Hiatus.  Despite a tastey temptation yesterday from Carolyn Elefant at My Shingle, Your Editor can’t seem to find the old ethicalEsq gusto for commentary — or even Prof. Yabut’s proclivity toward irony.  We hope that won’t stop you from checking out Carolyn’s post What Makes a Legal Fee Unreasonable?, which focuses on a controversy involving the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund and a one-third contingency fee paid to lawyer Thomas J. Troiano.   Carolyn graciously linked to an f/k/a discussion of the ethics of contingency fees, and we will rouse ourselves enough to opine that it’s a pretty good place to go to learn about the topic (and it suggests a clear answer to the reasonableness of Troiano’s fee).

DandelionClock As summer turns the corner toward autumn, we have no idea whether seasonal or chronic allergies will continue to make new punditry taboo here at f/k/a.  We will confidently predict, however, that haiku will always be in season.   

 

a child’s magician hat–
dust motes float
in the moonlit attic

      rebecca lilly from The Heron’s Nest Vol IV:8

early sunset . . .
the shapes
of the clouds

 

 

 

 

 

 

early autumn –
reaching for blankets
after midnight

 

 

 

 

 

early March
the stream spreads
over pond ice
 

 

 

  

“early sunset” - Frogpond XXVIII:3 (Museum of Haiku Literature Award)
“early autumn” - Frogpond XXIX: 1 (2006)
“early March” - Frogpond XXIX:2 (2006)

 

napperStump 

health food store:
a loud sneeze
in the candle aisle
 

      dagosan

June 21, 2006

one breath at a time

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu, Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 10:53 pm

f/k/a’s Punditry Hiatus continues, so you still won’t find commentary or carping at the top of the page, despite this new posting.  haikuEsq will, however, roll out of his hammock occasionally to bring you more one-breath poetry from our Honored Guest Poets – they are too much of a treasure to keep them hidden during our down time.

Therefore, new haiku and senryu (along with tanka and short haibun) will be added to the top of this page on an irregular schedule.  The f/k/a Gang will stay out of the way and let our haijin friends advocate for their art, one breath at a time

Let’s start with a dozen poems contributed to the June 2006 edition (Vol. VIII: 2) of The Heron’s Nest by some of f/k/a’s favorite haiku poets:

 

New Year’s Day
the center of the chocolate
not what I expected

 

 

vast blue sky
     we empty
     her closets

 
        by Carolyn Hall, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)
 

 

a penny for my thoughts?
the fireflies
of last summer  

 

 

midwinter thaw
last night I dreamed
my dad was alive 

 
     by John Stevenson, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)
 

 

mother’s day
a nurse unties
the restraints

 
   by Roberta Beary, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)
 

 

 

starlit sky
are you sure
we are alone

 
   by Yu Chang, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)

 

 

clear night —
snow shifts
on the windowpane 

 

 

mid-February
choosing the sunniest spot
to fill my tank

 
   by Hilary Tann, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)

 

 

night fading away —
new snow in the playground
seats

 
   by Gary Hotham, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)
 

 

sweet-grass braids
we bury Grandmother
without her wig

 
  by Andrew Riutta, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)

 

 

more snow . . .
the brittleness
of the wishbone

 
   by Alice Frampton, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)

 

 

in the backyard shade
a small gust brings coolness
and a white petal

 
   by George Swede, The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 2, 2006)

 

+ You’ll find many more fine haiku at The Heron’s Nest.

June 4, 2006

a/k/a hiatus pundit

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 5:59 pm

 

The Management of this webspace has apparently contracted a severe allergy to weblogging — or, at least, to punditry.  Whether or when this malady will be cured or controlled is unknown.   For the time being, therefore, expect no new posting from the f/k/a Gang (viz., haikuEsq, Prof. Yabut, ethicalEsq, or Your Humble Editor’s other alter egos).

If you’ve come here to find haiku or senryu, please go to our Guest Poet Archives, where you will have access to two-years’ worth of daily postings, featuring the work of two dozen fine haijin: [in alphabetical order] Roberta Beary, Randy Brooks, Yu Chang, Tom Clausen, Devar Dahl, Alice Frampton, Barry George , Lee Gurga, Carolyn Hall, Gary Hotham, Kobayashi Issa, Jim Kacian, David G. Lanoue, Rebecca Lilly, Peggy Willis Lyles, paul m, Ed Markowski, Matt Morden, Pamela Miller Ness, w.f. owen , Tom Painting, Andrew Riutta, John Stevenson, George Swede, Hilary Tann, Michael Dylan Welch, Billie Wilson.   You can also find dagosan’s humble offerings on his archives page

Check out our Haiku Resources Page for more information on materials available at this website (such as jim kacian’s haiku primer and our baseball haiku collection), as well as many haiku-related links.

Click here for the ethicalEsq archives; here for the wit and wisdom of Prof. Yabut; and here for our Inadvertent Searchee blurbs.

Thanks for your visits and comments over the years, and best wishes, ’til we meet again in Cyber Space.

/ david giacalone

p.s. Lost Comments: We have discovered that the Comments left at many prior posts “disappeared”, when f/k/a recently migrated to Harvard’s new and improved webserver.  Because Comments have always been a very important part of the weblog, we’re very unhappy about this situation (and the fact that we were given no warning of this potential consequence of the move).  We apologize to all those who left one or more of the Lost Comments.  If you felt that any of our postings warranted your input, please use the Search Box to find the posts and, if needed, honor us with new Comments.

 

cloud-covered moon –
the fireflies
are no-shows, too

       dagosan 

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